AFdooda Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted, now all his books are 100,000 pages long not just super mental long. I wish for an inbuilt memory sorter for my brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted. The doctors had to remove your hippocampus to implant it. I wish for a perfectly normal celery stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted, you're upside down I wish for a library with a copy of every book in history 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFdooda Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Sequence said: Granted. The doctors had to remove your hippocampus to implant it. Shoot... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Some Random Spren said: I wish for a library with a copy of every book in history Granted! It's in Antarctica in a secret government vault that you don't have access to. I wish for lots of money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sequence said: I wish for lots of money. Your wish is granted, you receive 100,000,000,000,000 monopoly game money. I wish for a schedule that will actually work. (I always get distracted and loss track of time.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted. You forget where you put it. I wish that the fake tree that my theatre class is making was fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted. The theatre catches a bigger fire than the globe theatre. I wish for the triforce to be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. The theatre catches a bigger fire than the globe theatre. I wish for the triforce to be real. Granted. Your bane is that you must now read all of the Keeper of the Lost Cities books that are currently out 12 times before reading any other books. I wish for everyone on the internet to be confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 Well I have already read all of them and am eagerly awaiting Stellarlune and I don't mind rereads. Only 8.5 books that will only be a week and I can read the next book in a day unless it is 2,000+ pages. Granted. Brandon Sanderson is becoming a clown. I wish to be Alex Taylor (the wizard). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 23 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Well I have already read all of them and am eagerly awaiting Stellarlune and I don't mind rereads. Only 8.5 books that will only be a week and I can read the next book in a day unless it is 2,000+ pages. Granted. Brandon Sanderson is becoming a clown. I wish to be Alex Taylor (the wizard). Stellarlune is not out, so it is not part of the bane. I read at the same rate. there is a KOTLC club. Granted. You can only speak in Chipmunk. You've read Adventurers Wanted as well?! I wish for Sanderson to finish writing/publishing the Cosmere serieses without anything bad happening to him. as per a previous boon, all my banes must be unrelated(at least directly) to my wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) Granted. You will forever have a cat rubbing your leg. I need to post all books I have read in my about me. I wish to have the superpower to have the power from any books I have read. Over 100 fantasy books at least Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 9 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You will forever have a cat rubbing your leg. I need to post all books I have read in my about me. I wish to have the superpower to have the power from any books I have read. Over 100 fantasy books at least same Granted. You may have the superpower for only three minutes at a time, with a cooldown of five hours. I wish that stellarlune would come out sooner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, it's buggier than Cyberpunk was on release. I wish for a non-hemalurgic cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Just now, Some Random Spren said: Granted, it's buggier than Cyberpunk was on release. I wish for a non-hemalurgic cookie. I'm okay with this, as its a book. Granted *hands cookie* It is non-hemalurgic. (TUBA for the Win!) Your bane is, you loose your sense of taste. I wish for the house my family is renovating to be sold so we recoup all costs and gain a nice profit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: I'm okay with this, as its a book. ah my misunderstanding lol 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: I wish for the house my family is renovating to be sold so we recoup all costs and gain a nice profit. granted, but half the profit is cut because of taxes i wish for an infinite cookie jar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Just now, Some Random Spren said: ah my misunderstanding lol granted, but half the profit is cut because of taxes i wish for an infinite cookie jar Granted, you get a jar that holds a single cookie that is replenished whenever removed(saves energy). As your bane, You can no longer smell(as in, with your nose) I wish for more people at my school to read Sanderson so that I can talk with them about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. You now have the most annoying song stuck in your head on permanent repeat. I wish for MHR Sunbreak add 60+ new monsters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 granted, your internet is now really slow. I wish for Minecraft 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) Granted. It is now a mashup of terraria and minecraft. I wish for FTL internet. Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. all your devices are slow. I wish for the Create mod in Minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. You now have the curse of Tantalus. I wish for curses mostly unrelated to my boons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, I try to do that anyway. You are now purple. I wish I never got hungry or had to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) Granted. You die painlessly from hunger, as you only said that you "didn't have to eat", which does not mean the same thing as "didn't have to eat to live". I wish for humans to smarten up and stop murdering the Earth. Edited May 10, 2022 by Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. Humans go and start murdering other planets. I wish to have an affinity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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