Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you can only become people who are murderers about to be caught by the FBI

I wish for some chocolate milk

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but it’s the only thing you can consume for the rest of your life.

I wish for Stormlight 5 at this very moment.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, you can't talk about it because no one else knows you have it and also spoiler period

I wish for spheres!

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, they are forever dim

I wish for a PH.D in any topic I want

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the fib hunts you down and put you in prison for eighty years.

I wish for a nap.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted but you sleep for exactly 1 second.

I wish to know what the surprise that Brandon is going announce tomorrow is.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it's fortiche studios doing it everyone is happy with you except for that one arcane hater.

I wish for a weird old moldy wagon wheel.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, the mold infects and kills you

I wish for cool anime hair

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you hear an angry loud person ranting in your ears non stop about not being evil.

I wish to be a general in Mraize's mink army.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you get demoted to crem scraper right away

I wish for a fancy ukulele

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, all of its special strings break imediately.

I wish for Ukraine and Russia to not be at war with eachother.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, no bane because that's a good wish.

I wish to be good at writing music.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you become terrible at writing anything else.

I wish to have a taynix (no not you doomslug!)

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but it’s not Cytonic like the others.

I wish for my Minecraft cactus farm to work properly.

[Stormblessed0421 he/him]

Granted, but your game’s so hopelessly laggy that you’ll want to quit before the farm does anything

I wish for the ability to play any instrument perfectly

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, nobody likes your taste in music

I wish for a bag of Scadrial money

[Stormblessed0421 he/him]

Granted, but that's now the only money you'll ever have

I wish for a lifetime supply of perfect, Stormlight-filled emerald broams

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but you they are your only possession after you got kidnapped and taken to Roshar.

I wish to have all of the surges.

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, the universe explodes.

I wish for a bag of dorritos.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, but they cut your throat and you need an emergency operation.

I wish to stay young forever. (I totally understand stand where lift is coming from)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you are killed soon by envious teenagers.

I wish for world peace.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but Thanos Snaps. 

I wish for Hoid to roast me and to roast him good back.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, but you're roasted on a spit while Hoid is masquerading as your mother.

I wish for 160 dollars so i can upgrade my ebook pledge to the hardcovers.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, but the money is forged and the kickstarter has ended so you can't upgrade your pledge.

i wish for a copy of every book in the universe

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but they catch fire from an Epic burning down your house.

I wish to have a nice cold can of Mountain Dew.