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Granted, but it turns out Herobrine is real and Thaidakar is Herobrine, and hacks your account and breaks Minecraft.

I wish to steal Wayne’s lucky hat.

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Granted, but he will stop at nothing (NOTHING) to get it back

I wish I was a cadmium misting so I could finish a school day in a matter of minutes

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Granted, but you are the only survivor of an alien invasion. Now you have no body to talk about books to.

I wish for all my Brandon Sanderson books to be signed by him.

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Granted, but now the only food you can eat is sweet and spicy Doritos

I wish to have every concept of physics and engineering effortlessly ingrained in my brain

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Granted, but your mind literally blows up from the sheer immensity of this information.

I wish someone else would make a wish.

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Granted! My wish is for your fingers to turn into fish sticks. Your bane is that they are irresistibly tasty.

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4 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

What's your wish?

I wish for someone to manage my notifs for me, then keep a list of them that isn't super annoying, it also will tell me which ones are actually important.

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18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for someone to manage my notifs for me, then keep a list of them that isn't super annoying, it also will tell me which ones are actually important.

I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink

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On 4/29/2022 at 4:26 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish I was an elf. even a talentless one would be fine.

Granted, but you are a house elf from Harry Potter, not an KOLTC Elf.

I wish that this world was a fantasy world and wasn't so boring.

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1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, but you are a house elf from Harry Potter, not an KOLTC Elf.

I wish that this world was a fantasy world and wasn't so boring.

I'll take it, but I should have worded the wish better.

Granted. It is a fantasy world overrun by demons, which randomly attack people. on the bright side, you can do magic now. Your bane is that colors are now inverted for you i.e. red is blue, but green stays the same(flip on visible spectrum)

I wish I was a KOTLC elf, even a talentless one.

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2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Granted. It is a fantasy world overrun by demons, which randomly attack people. on the bright side, you can do magic now. Your bane is that colors are now inverted for you i.e. red is blue, but green stays the same(flip on visible spectrum)

Interesting...

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish I was a KOTLC elf, even a talentless one.

Granted, but you are a Pyrokinetic, and because they consider Pyrokinetics evil, you are imprisoned in Exile for the rest of eternity.

I wish Pyrokinesis wasn't considered evil, because it's cool, and just ended up with a bad reputation due to the poor choices of a few people.

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40 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Interesting...

Granted, but you are a Pyrokinetic, and because they consider Pyrokinetics evil, you are imprisoned in Exile for the rest of eternity.

I wish Pyrokinesis wasn't considered evil, because it's cool, and just ended up with a bad reputation due to the poor choices of a few people.

If you've read the recent books, I will only get in trouble with pyrokinesis if I do something irresponsible with it. That being said, I will have to go into hiding (I am not responsible). on the bright side, KOTLC is still real. I am glad you have discovered the KOTLC club, created as per a previous wish fulfillment. 

You forgot to wish, and so I will wish again. I wish to be a hydrokinetic on top of my other boons.

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1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

You forgot to wish

I actually did wish; my wish was that Pyrokinesis wasn't considered evil as much by the common populace.

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish to be a hydrokinetic on top of my other boons.

Granted, but your curse is that you have terrible control, worse than Lihn did when she was first introduced in the series, so you basically cause gigantic floods wherever you go without even thinking.

To try to turn this away from KOTLC, (we have the KOTLC Club thread for that!) my wish is that I would have the 5th Alcatraz book, which is for some reason missing from my collection of Brandon Sanderson books. I have 1-4, but not 5.

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Granted, but the other alcatraz books dissapear.

I wish for a copy of every book in the world.

9 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I'll take it, but I should have worded the wish better.

(also side note - remember that the nightwatcher boon and bane don't always correspond to what you ask the nightwatcher)

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8 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I actually did wish; my wish was that Pyrokinesis wasn't considered evil as much by the common populace.

whoops, sorry. Granted in retrograde, and your bane is that I missed it.

2 hours ago, Some Random Spren said:

I wish for a copy of every book in the world.

Granted. You may only read the ones you don't like.

I wish for a quantum dissonance revealer

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