Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[goody153]

8 minutes ago, kenod said:

Granted, your bane is that any time you hear a different language your IQ drops two points. (and I'm guessing you live in Germany, so good luck with that)

My wish is that it would only rain after 12 P.M. Greenwich Time and that it stops before 7 P.M. Greenwich Time, and that the amount of rain stays below the level needed to cause floods.

Granted but whenever it's not raining , fire is falling from the sky.

I wish Odium had more exposure and influence in the next cosmere related sanderson books.

 

[The Bear Who Lived he/him]

It is to occur, however, you cannot read or know of the next cosmere books.

 

I wish that I could write wonderful music.

[Herowannabe he/him]

Granted, but in a very Beethoven-esque manner, you go deaf and can no longer hear your own masterpieces.

 

I wish I had the ability to snap my fingers and bestow a million dollars on sharders that post in this thread that don't give me annoying curses along with my boons.

Edited August 12, 2016 by Herowannabe

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. 

Bane: everybody except for Sharders are now incurably annoying to you. There are definitely consequences on your life. 

I wish for a complete set of Sanderson books.  I hate not having some and wanting to read them

[Herowannabe he/him]

4 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

Granted. 

Bane: everybody except for Sharders are now incurably annoying to you. There are definitely consequences on your life. 

I wish for a complete set of Sanderson books.  I hate not having some and wanting to read them

 you hear that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

thats the sound of me NOT snapping my fingers. 

[Renoux she/her]

5 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

I wish for a complete set of Sanderson books.  I hate not having some and wanting to read them

Granted. Your bane: You can now only read books at 3 pph, (Pages per hour).

I wish that I had a magikal device that allowed me to read Brandon Sanderson books 6 months before they came out.

[goody153]

3 hours ago, Renoux said:

Granted. Your bane: You can now only read books at 3 pph, (Pages per hour).

I wish that I had a magikal device that allowed me to read Brandon Sanderson books 6 months before they came out.

Granted but for some reason the knowledge about the new book is suddenly gone everytime you try to discuss it and you could only discuss it 3 years after the books official release.

I wish i procrastinate less and work ethic is pounded to my head.

[Herowannabe he/him]

4 hours ago, goody153 said:

Granted but for some reason the knowledge about the new book is suddenly gone everytime you try to discuss it and you could only discuss it 3 years after the books official release.

I wish i procrastinate less and work ethic is pounded to my head.

Granted. The Nightwatcher pulls out a large mallet and a long metal spike that has been Hemalurgically charged with work ethic, holds the spike up to your eye, and starts literally pounding work ethic into your head.

I wish more people would check out steelministry.com and join in our awesome PBP Mistborn Adventure Game campaigns!  

 

[Elenion he/him]

20 hours ago, Herowannabe said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher pulls out a large mallet and a long metal spike that has been Hemalurgically charged with work ethic, holds the spike up to your eye, and starts literally pounding work ethic into your head.

I wish more people would check out steelministry.com and join in our awesome PBP Mistborn Adventure Game campaigns!  

 

Granted. However, those you get happen to be the local online trolls. 

I wish to know more about Surgebinding.

[goody153]

5 hours ago, Elenion said:

Granted. However, those you get happen to be the local online trolls. 

I wish to know more about Surgebinding.

Granted but the more you learn you also lose an equal amount of what you've already learned about Surgebinding.

I wish we would witness more abut Harmony and Odium cross over

[Herowannabe he/him]

14 hours ago, Elenion said:

Granted. However, those you get happen to be the local online trolls. .

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Worst. 

Curse. 

Ever. 

[Stick. she/her]

9 hours ago, goody153 said:

Granted but the more you learn you also lose an equal amount of what you've already learned about Surgebinding.

I wish we would witness more abut Harmony and Odium cross over

Sure, but it's not canon, and you dont know that.

i wish to know how to use sign language without forgetting the languages I already know.

[Renoux she/her]

Granted. However, while you still know the other languages, you can only use sign language to communicate. There are no loopholes when dealing with the Night-watcher. 

I wish to be able to read faster.

[iohn he/him]

Granted, however you are now dislexic

I wish to be able to create a clone that willingly accomplishes all of my usual obligations for me.

[I_am_NOT_fire]

6 hours ago, iohn said:

Granted, however you are now dislexic

I wish to be able to create a clone that willingly accomplishes all of my usual obligations for me.

Granted, they embarrass you publicly at every opportunity.

I wish to meet Hoid.

[goody153]

1 hour ago, I_am_NOT_fire said:

Granted, they embarrass you publicly at every opportunity.

I wish to meet Hoid.

Granted but you also meet Odium or Ruin(you can choose between the two nightwatcher is feeling generous xD ) and they suddenly decided to stay there.

I wish for the sequel of Last of Us(video game)

[The Bear Who Lived he/him]

Granted, however the entire left half of whatever screen/TV/moniter you are using is perpetually covered in jelly.

 

I wish that I never had to sleep. Super productivity for the win!

[Elenion he/him]

41 minutes ago, The Bear Who Lived said:

Granted, however the entire left half of whatever screen/TV/moniter you are using is perpetually covered in jelly.

 

I wish that I never had to sleep. Super productivity for the win!

Granted. However, your muscles now move at half-speed, making productivity nigh impossible.

I wish for a lawn that always looked freshly-mowed.

[The Bear Who Lived he/him]

4 minutes ago, Elenion said:

Granted. However, your muscles now move at half-speed, making productivity nigh impossible.

I wish for a lawn that always looked freshly-mowed.

You may have your wish, however you now have grass clippings constantly piling up inside of your house...

 

I wish to be a double chromium twinborn.

[StormyQueen she/her]

3 hours ago, The Bear Who Lived said:

You may have your wish, however you now have grass clippings constantly piling up inside of your house...

 

I wish to be a double chromium twinborn.

Granted, but you can never touch chromium without it burning through your skin like acid (including when you've swallowed it)

I wish for the book(s) of the Kingkiller Chronicles to come out on a yearly basis.

[iohn he/him]

Granted, but they aren't written by Rothfuss.

I wish to be able to identify with precision any smell I encounter.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Granted, but every scent overwhelms your mind, leaving you in a stupor for days.

 

I wish for the ability to protect everyone I have ever cared about.

[Djarskublar he/him]

Granted, but you are now Grandpa Smedry, and never arrive in time to actually help.

I wish to be caught up on these forums!

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. You gain super speed for a day and read the entire forum. Now you have nothing to do.

Your bane: when you run, you're now somehow slower than if you walked. It's maddening.

I wish that my father did not have to leave on that business trip for six weeks (seriously... it stinks)

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. The nightwatcher informs you that technically he never had to, even if there was some pressure on him to do so.

Your bane is that for the rest of your life you speak with a Herdazian accent and wording. As you live on earth, people are always curious to know from what place the accent comes from, and are confused when you tell them it comes from a place that isn't actually real.

I wish for a complete copy of The Way of Kings, and by that I mean the one by Nohadon, not the one by Sanderson. Oh and in English lettering please, I don't want to decipher Alethi writing.

Edited August 20, 2016 by Drake Marshall