theTruthshaper Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 2 hours ago, R J said: I wish for the power to know the correct steps to execute any action, however complex, that I want to perform You know all the steps but you will always fumble the last one. I wish for the power to manipulate all wishes.
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 6 hours ago, R J said: I wish for the power to know the correct steps to execute any action, however complex, that I want to perform Did you by chance read Worm?
Honorless he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, The_Archivist said: Did you by chance read Worm? Heh, I did. Do you?
theTruthshaper Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 Is this about the web serial? i have of heard of it but hadn't got around to reading it.
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 8 hours ago, The_Elsecaller said: I wish for the power to manipulate all wishes. Granted. You are now an ageless demon intent on manipulating the souls of all humanity. I wish for an immortal and undying djinn to serve me for as long as I wish it to.
Honorless he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 42 minutes ago, The_Elsecaller said: Is this about the web serial? i have of heard of it but hadn't got around to reading it. Yeah! It's really good though it takes a while to really get going
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, R J said: Heh, I did. Do you? Yep.
Lunamor she/her Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for an immortal and undying djinn to serve me for as long as I wish it to. Granted. The djinn, while under your control, is required to always serve the ball in tennis. And it is really good at it, so you almost never win. I wish for my cat to realize that he does indeed have claws. 1
Honorless he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 53 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Yep. Did you like it? What was your fav moment (in spoiler box, just in case)
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 I loved it! My favourite moment is probably towards the very end where... Spoiler Seriously, do not read this if you haven't finished Worm. Spoiler Weaver starts controlling everyone Second favourite is probably when Scion starts attacking.
Honorless he/him Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, The_Archivist said: I loved it! My favourite moment is probably towards the very end where... Reveal hidden contents Seriously, do not read this if you haven't finished Worm. Reveal hidden contents Weaver starts controlling everyone Second favourite is probably when Scion starts attacking. Agreed! Spoiler Do not read this unless you've read Worm or are really active on Spacebattles / Sufficient Velocity or other fanfic communities and so are aware of the plot Spoiler Leviathan arc was where it picked up imo Battle with Behemoth, The Simurgh recruitment, her self-righteous justifications for eradicating the Elite to Cauldron; Scion's rampage: from the oil rig battle to the four word interlude, then finally Khepri were such breakneck moments though Have you read the sequel? Or Wildbow's other works? Pact's magic is pretty good and Twig is the best work by him (& the best biohorror I've ever read) Hmm... could you reply to this on my profile or in a DM? We probably shouldn't derail this thread anymore Edited May 31, 2020 by R J
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Lunamor said: I wish for my cat to realize that he does indeed have claws. Granted. He realizes he has claws right after using them to cut your throat. He dies of guilt. I wish for a Larkin.
Emerald_Mage he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 15 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a Larkin. Granted. Your bane is that you can never again remember which way is left or right. I wish for my own personal stormlight generator.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Emerald_Mage said: Granted. Your bane is that you can never again remember which way is left or right. I wish for my own personal stormlight generator. You’re asking for it... A smile creeps over the Nightwatcher’s face. Not the good kind. “I see,” she says, “the abundant Stormlight here isn’t good enough for you? Fair enough. If that is what you wish for, then that is what you will receive. Go home child. You boon awaits you there.” As you walk home, you can’t shake that uneasy feeling. The words of the Nightwatcher linger in your head, and you can’t quite fathom why the Nightwatcher would make your boon appear at your house. As you open the door to your home, you hold your breath. But... nothing’s there. Everything is exactly how you left it. It’s odd, but right now you’re so tired you decide to go to bed. In the middle of the night, however, you hear something strange. It starts as a low rumble, and slowly gets louder. Wind whips around trees outside, and even starts to uproot some of them. Is this some sort of hurricane? No, this is the Highstorm that will now start following you around, you’re own personal Stormlight generator. I wish for a frying pan. 3
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 Granted. You now have a frying pan where your hands used to be.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Granted. You are given the knowledge on how to make the tomato soup and must know follow a trail of clues that eventually lead you to a climactic battle with your epic nemmiss (Forgive my spelling) who, when you defeat gives you the ingredients. But he mortally wounded you, so now you only have time to make and eat the tomato soup before you die. I wish for an aavacado. (Aardvark+avocado.)
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You are given the knowledge on how to make the tomato soup and must know follow a trail of clues that eventually lead you to a climactic battle with your epic nemmiss (Forgive my spelling) who, when you defeat gives you the ingredients. But he mortally wounded you, so now you only have time to make and eat the tomato soup before you die. Honestly, if it’s good it might be worth it. 1
dannnex male Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for an aavacado. (Aardvark+avocado.) Granted. A horrible amalgam of avocado and aardvark flesh appears in a pile of goop and your feet. I wish for a perfect immune system to protect me from coronavirus.
Soulbinder she/her Posted June 3, 2020 Posted June 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Danex said: Granted. A horrible amalgam of avocado and aardvark flesh appears in a pile of goop and your feet. I wish for a perfect immune system to protect me from coronavirus. Granted, however the effects of coronavirus leave destitute, antisocial, and toilet paper free. I wish for rutabaga.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 3, 2020 Posted June 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted, however the effects of coronavirus leave destitute, antisocial, and toilet paper free. I wish for rutabaga. Granted. Nothing bad happens. Because what could go wrong with a rutabaga? I wish for all the weird al songs ever.
Mat he/him Posted June 6, 2020 Posted June 6, 2020 Granted. Here is the locked 10-didgit password encrypted phone with the playlist. I wish for a jellyfish
dannnex male Posted June 6, 2020 Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Granted, here's a jellyfish. You are now lactose intolerant. I wsh for the "I" key on my keyboard to stop stckng Edited June 6, 2020 by Danex
Lunamor she/her Posted June 6, 2020 Posted June 6, 2020 I wish for lack toes in toddler ants (I find that tumblr post really funny for some reason).
NameIess Posted June 8, 2020 Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/6/2020 at 2:41 PM, Lunamor said: I wish for lack toes in toddler ants (I find that tumblr post really funny for some reason). The Nightwatcher's brain explodes and she kills you. I wish for the Nightwatcher to be healed.
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