Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[GoWibble he/him]

*agrees with disagreement*

*without looking at above posts*

Pls explain the disagreement badly

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, GoWibble said:

Pls explain the disagreement badly

...what? 

[GoWibble he/him]

That's weird. It vanished... nvm

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Yvainnie said:

I wish for forgiveness too.

Um.... what is forgiveness? how can I give it to you? Okay, I got it, I will make you so pitiable that everyone who sees you will forgive you of any wrongs that you do/did. you will lose all motor functions, will go blind and deaf, will be in a constant state of agony, unable to taste or feel anything but pain. you will also be unable to become a Knight radiant, so no redemption arc for you.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

I wish that my pumpkin named Jerome could communicate, so that I could attain all of the vast knowledge in his little pumpkin head.

[NameIess]

Granted, it will learn to communicate, but will promptly discover minecraft, which will cause it to invent a time machine, wear a human disguise, and start a youtube channel serveral years ago.

 

I wish that my library would carry the white sands books.

[Honorless he/him]

3 hours ago, Llstml said:

I wish that my library would carry the white sands books.

Granted, all the books in your library transform into sand sculptures of books.

I wish for Kaladin's happiness

[+Ed Venture]

Granted. You receive all of Kaladin’s remaining happiness. You monster. Also, as a bane your fingers are constantly decomposing and regrowing.

I wish for great intellect!

[Friendshipspren he/him]

Granted 

But you will also get a drive to invent something new and will never be able to as with your great intellectual you can only discover independently ,what others have discovered before . Hence your drive will never be fulfilled and you will face great pain.

I wish for the ability to invent novel and significant things .

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Granted, but for every thing you invent, the more dizzy you become. It starts off small, barely noticeable, but by the time you’ve created 20 inventions, you’re constantly dizzy all the time, and there is no way to get rid of it. 
 

I wish for a tablecloth. 

[Honorless he/him]

8 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

Granted. You receive all of Kaladin’s remaining happiness. You monster. Also, as a bane your fingers are constantly decomposing and regrowing.

I wish for great intellect!

Such cruelty! You monster! 

6 hours ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Granted 

But you will also get a drive to invent something new and will never be able to as with your great intellectual you can only discover independently ,what others have discovered before . Hence your drive will never be fulfilled and you will face great pain.

I wish for the ability to invent novel and significant things .

May I recommend giving Worm a read? It's a freely available serialised web novel. You'll love it, I think.

1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I wish for a tablecloth. 

Granted. It is alive and it wants to strangle you. It is also made of human skin and certain acquaintances of yours have gone missing recently... 

 

I wish for cloud manipulation powers

Edited November 1, 2019 by Honorless

[Aon Tia she/her]

33 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for cloud manipulation powers

Granted you can manipulate the size of the clouds in one place but it has an opposite reaction in some other place. You make them vanish then cause floods in other place. 

I wish for the ability to access internet anytime anywhere without the use of any devices.

[Friendshipspren he/him]

 

3 hours ago, The traveller said:

Granted you can manipulate the size of the clouds in one place but it has an opposite reaction in some other place. You make them vanish then cause floods in other place. 

I wish for the ability to access internet anytime anywhere without the use of any devices.

Granted. But the internet moves to the spiritual realm and cannot be accessed by anyone anymore , with the exception of you. 

So you will have no one to talk with online and have to hope no organization discovers your power . Lest they capture you , get rid of your consiousness and use your vegetable body to access the internet. 

I wish my first kiss didn't suck.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted. Instead of your first kiss sucking on you, you did all the sucking. (That sounds even worse than it did in my head.)

Anyway, I wish for more Nightwatchers to grant boons and banes to everybody.

[Friendshipspren he/him]

31 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted. Instead of your first kiss sucking on you, you did all the sucking. (That sounds even worse than it did in my head.)

Anyway, I wish for more Nightwatchers to grant boons and banes to everybody.

Granted. But this leads to a seditious increase in the number of bondsmiths on roshar. And odium loses the war.

However , he makes you the object of his hatred and decides to capture and torture you in ways sub-Shardic  beings can't even imagine. 

Also your boon and bane to me kinda makes no sense. Sounds dirty tho 

I wish for Kaladin to marry syl and for then to have half human , half Spren children who can easily hop between the physical and cognitive realms and have access to gravitation , adhesion and transportation.

 

Edited November 1, 2019 by PrinceGenocide
A little polishing

[Friendshipspren he/him]

5 hours ago, Honorless said:

Such cruelty! You monster! 

May I recommend giving Worm a read? It's a freely available serialised web novel. You'll love it, I think.

Omg a million words. Wow and Goodreads says it's amazing too. Noice 

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

1 hour ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Also your boon and bane to me kinda makes no sense. Sounds dirty tho 

I wish for Kaladin to marry syl and for then to have half human , half Spren children who can easily hop between the physical and cognitive realms and have access to gravitation , adhesion and transportation.

Ummmm.

All right. Somehow, Kaladin and Syl have children. They phase in and out of the cognitive realm and completely marge the physical and cognitive by creating perpendicularity wherever they go. So then, everybody gets eaten by angerspren.

Also, try not to double post. if you need, you can use the edit button at the bottom of your post. (I learned this from experience...)

I wish that I could materialize objects of my choice at will.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Granted. But this leads to a seditious increase in the number of bondsmiths on roshar. And odium loses the war.

However , he makes you the object of his hatred and decides to capture and torture you in ways sub-Shardic  beings can't even imagine. 

Also your boon and bane to me kinda makes no sense. Sounds dirty tho 

I wish for Kaladin to marry syl and for then to have half human , half Spren children who can easily hop between the physical and cognitive realms and have access to gravitation , adhesion and transportation.

 

Granted. Syl is still tiny. Your bane is to witness the biology and physics defying act.

 

I wish for internet connection manipulation powers

Edited November 1, 2019 by Honorless
Edit: ninja'ed

[Karger he/him]

1 hour ago, Honorless said:

Granted. Syl is still tiny. Your bane is to witness the biology and physics defying act.

I wish for internet connection manipulation powers

Granted but they don't work on any person you know anything about.

I wish I could make speed bubbles.

[NameIess]

Just now, Karger said:

I wish I could make speed bubbles.

Granted, but whenever you create one, a slow bubble appears too, and they perfectly cancel each other out.

 

I wish all the new mario kart games, including 8 deluxe would have inside drift.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish that I could materialize objects of my choice at will.

Granted. However, you also summon a giant version of that object on top of a city, you are rendered incapable of registering this fact, and so end up massacring a lot of people every time you materialize something (in addition to giving everyone a peek onto your more embarrassing summons)

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

1 hour ago, Honorless said:

(in addition to giving everyone a peek onto your more embarrassing summons

Are you implying something? (how do you put in shardblade emoji??)

I wish for a good wish idea.

[Chiberty]

Just now, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish for a good wish idea.

Granted, but as your bane, I get to use it.

I wish for my bane to be that the rest of the Cosmere books will be released tonight.

[Aon Tia she/her]

5 hours ago, ChickenLiberty said:

wish for my bane to be that the rest of the Cosmere books will be released tonight.

Granted you have been sent In to the future 15 years from today, tonight for you, you will get all the books in one go. Enjoy reading them knowing you lost your 15yrs of life as a price to read them.. 

I wish for Urithiru to come alive in the next book SA4

[AonEne he/him]

18 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted you have been sent In to the future 15 years from today, tonight for you, you will get all the books in one go. Enjoy reading them knowing you lost your 15yrs of life as a price to read them.. 

I wish for Urithiru to come alive in the next book SA4

Pagerunner (iirc) did the math on this, and it will actually take Brandon about 50 years to write the cosmere. Even better  

Granted! It murders everyone inside it. 

I wish for a small chunk of charcoal. Idk why. I just want some.