Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted. But you are not in control of them once they leave sight.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Granted, but Althea is eating it

I wish for chocolate cake that no one else is eating and that won't harm me.

[Aon Tia she/her]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but Althea is eating it

I wish for chocolate cake that no one else is eating and that won't harm me.

Granted but you can not eat it either because it is not edible at all. 
 

I wish for end to all wars on earth and poverty and hunger and global warming

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

8 hours ago, The traveller said:

Granted but you can not eat it either because it is not edible at all. 
 

I wish for end to all wars on earth and poverty and hunger and global warming

Granted. We enter another ice age.

I wish for some french toast sticks, the kind you buy at Walmart

Edited November 5, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Honorless he/him]

Aww shucks, I was kinda secretly hoping for some advice there... I've been on forums before, some really wild ones too... but that was still an entirely new experience

 

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I wish for some french toast sticks, the kind you buy at Walmart

Granted, have THE STICK

And access to a Soulcaster for a few hours

Enjoy trying to Soulcast it into French toast 

 

I wish for a cat with good attitude

Edited November 5, 2019 by Honorless

[Aon Tia she/her]

8 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a cat with good attitude

Granted you meet a big cat, in fact a jungle cat. It has very good attitude, as in, it does not eat you after it killed you. 
 

I wish for rhythm of war SA4 to be delivered to me tonight, full final published version. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you suddenly go blind, deaf, and all your nerves, thus ensuring that you never get to read the book.

I wish for the ability to write beautiful essays.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted. They are the most beautiful, stunning things your teacher has ever seen in her entire life. However, they have nothing to do with words and english at all, so she usually gives you an F. Your bane is that you can never look directly at a screen of any sort.

 

I wish I had a huge aquarium in my backyard where I grew and raised alien flora and fauna. The fauna all act like normal fish mind you, but they just look cool. And I'm also going to specify that the flora are mostly normal as well, so no one gets any ideas. 

Edited November 5, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, you get stuck into Subnautica. Your backyard is the safe shallows, where you make an aquarium. However, Reapers are all over the place. And they can smell you.

I wish I could take actual, live data of allomancy being used.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

18 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted, you get stuck into Subnautica. Your backyard is the safe shallows, where you make an aquarium. However, Reapers are all over the place. And they can smell you.

YES! BUT ALSO HEAVEN HELP ME.

[NameIess]

39 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish I could take actual, live data of allomancy being used.

Granted, you can take live data of a coinshot killing you with a hemalurgic spike.

 

I wish to be a true fullborn, with sandmastery with unlimited water, allomancy, feruchemy, infinite breaths, yolen lightweaving, and all ten surges, Without hemalurgy, Yelig-nar, or being consumed/controlled by a shard.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted. You’re Adonalsium. Good luck running a universe.

I wish for less homework.

[Honorless he/him]

18 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for less homework.

Granted, your city is taken over by religious extremists who close most schools for "corrupting the youth". Instead of homework, you get Bible studies.

I wish for a time-turner

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

23 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, you can take live data of a coinshot killing you with a hemalurgic spike.

 has the spike been used yet? If it has a power, would I not gain the power? Or do they just chop me up with a spike... But still, DATA!!!! hopefully I have cameras.

30 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a time-turner

Granted, however, you drop it and it spins, and suddenly you end up with dinosaurs. Then you get eaten. (Isn't that how they work? Or something like that?)

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted, however, you drop it and it spins, and suddenly you end up with dinosaurs. Then you get eaten. (Isn't that how they work? Or something like that?)

It would have to be spinning for a long time  

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

Granted, your city is taken over by religious extremists who close most schools for "corrupting the youth". Instead of homework, you get Bible studies.

Heck yeah!! That’s no bane if you ask me!!

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

I wish that whoever gives me my bane will have no restrictions and go all-out on it, putting in their best effort and having as much fun with whatever idea they use to craft my bane as they possibly can. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

42 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

I wish that whoever gives me my bane will have no restrictions and go all-out on it, putting in their best effort and having as much fun with whatever idea they use to craft my bane as they possibly can. 

@Honorless

[Aon Tia she/her]

2 hours ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

I wish that whoever gives me my bane will have no restrictions and go all-out on it, putting in their best effort and having as much fun with whatever idea they use to craft my bane as they possibly can. 

Hmm..interesting..

granted you now have the bane that although torture might be killing you, making you go crazy and is unbearable, you will not be able to give up.. ever.. 

Since this was your boon, you also get a special bane... 

At the end of SA5, upon defeating odium in champions duel, an attempt is made to reactivate the oathpact. 
in light of this special ability she gave, NW personally recommends you. You are chosen alone to go to Braize and hold the fused from coming back on Roshar. now you are tortured eternally, you feel the Burning on your skin, the hooks, pain oh so much pain... but you can not give up also. 
On Roshar, NW is hailed as the hero of the fight against odiums forces. 
 

I wish for Invisibility cloak. 

Edited November 7, 2019 by The traveller

[Honorless he/him]

3 hours ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

I wish that whoever gives me my bane will have no restrictions and go all-out on it, putting in their best effort and having as much fun with whatever idea they use to craft my bane as they possibly can. 

 

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

@Honorless

Well, since you asked... 

The Nightwatcher looks at you in surprise then guffaws. "People have asked me to not curse them before but no one has ever asked me to do as you asked. Some have also asked me to not curse the next wish-maker as their own boon, noble as the Heralds themselves, wouldn't you say?" The Nightwatcher takes your face in her hands, literally, takes your face in her hands, tearing it off. "And you can help them!", she continues as you scream, crafting the skin of your face into something else "the Masque of the ShadowLord: whoever bears it shall receive no additional bane from me, so long as they never let me see their true face, for their banes will be borne by you, my sweet little brave-as-the-Heralds..."

Edited November 7, 2019 by Honorless

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

@The traveller, granted, but it’s too small to cover all of you, so your feet are always sticking out.

Hehehe... I wish for the Masque of Shadowlord.

[NameIess]

Granted, however, as you wished for this before coming into possession of the mask, I will still curse you. Your bane is that of all the people that would not misuse the mask, only one of them will want it. However, everyone who would misuse it will desire it. Have a good time figuring out which is which.

 

I wish for a copy of the masque of the Shadowlord that will fool everyone who sees it except for me, but will instead give them two Banes (by which I mean curses, not actual Banes from Batman) so that I can give it to my worst enemy as a "peace offering"

[Honorless he/him]

7 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, however, as you wished for this before coming into possession of the mask, I will still curse you. Your bane is that of all the people that would not misuse the mask, only one of them will want it. However, everyone who would misuse it will desire it. Have a good time figuring out which is which.

 

I wish for a copy of the masque of the Shadowlord that will fool everyone who sees it except for me, but will instead give them two Banes (by which I mean curses, not actual Banes from Batman) so that I can give it to my worst enemy as a "peace offering"

"Oh my little hopeful petitioner, my silly little petitioner...." the Nightwatcher croons, cradling your face in her many, many hands before tearing it off your skull, "Granted! A twisted copy of the Masque of the ShadowLord that protects the wearer from my curses, so long as they never take it off, molded to your wishes" she looks down at you, writhing on the ground, "and just like the Masque, this too shall reflect my curses to the face that my petitioners wear as they come to me: yours. Yours will be the burden to bear their curses, as you wished, twice over." She takes your hand to help you stand, then hands over the mask of your face, "feel free to hand it to a petitioner of your choice, to protect them from me and bear their burden yourself, little one. We shall call it The Rueful Masque" She looks at you as you try not to sob, as the salt of your tears burn your exposed flesh, "but let it not be said that I am heartless! You may compel the wearer of your masque to take it off. If that happens, then their curses become theirs alone and you are freed from that burden. And no one may tell the difference between the Masque of the ShadowLord and the Rueful Masque" she smiles.

 

@Truthless of Shinovar, you currently have the Masque of the ShadowLord

@ShadowLord_Lith,  hope you don't take it badly, it's all in good fun

@Llstml, you did technically ask for a copy of the Masque of the ShadowLord 

 

I wish for the ability to create a simulation of the real world, within which, while it is activated, time will pass at an accelerated pace, without aging anyone in it, so that one can see the result of their actions without causing havoc in the actual world

Edited November 7, 2019 by Honorless

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

"Oh my little hopeful petitioner, my silly little petitioner...." the Nightwatcher croons, cradling your face in her many, many hands before tearing it off your skull, "Granted! A twisted copy of the Masque of the ShadowLord that protects the wearer from my curses, so long as they never take it off, molded to your wishes" she looks down at you, writhing on the ground, "and just like the Masque, this too shall reflect my curses to the face that my petitioners wear as they come to me: yours. Yours will be the burden to bear their curses, as you wished, twice over." She takes your hand to help you stand, then hands over the mask of your face, "feel free to hand it to a petitioner of your choice, to protect them from me and bear their burden yourself, little one. We shall call it The Rueful Masque" She looks at you as you try not to sob, as the salt of your tears burn your exposed flesh, "but let it not be said that I am heartless! You may compel the wearer of your masque to take it off. If that happens, then their curses become theirs alone and you are freed from that burden. And no one may tell the difference between the Masque of the ShadowLord and the Rueful Masque" she smiles.

 

@Truthless of Shinovar, you currently have the Masque of the ShadowLord

@ShadowLord_Lith,  hope you don't take it badly, it's all in good fun

@Llstml, you did technically ask for a copy of the Masque of the ShadowLord 

 

I wish for the ability to create a simulation of the real world, within which, while it is activated, time will pass at an accelerated pace, without aging anyone in it, so that one can see the result of their actions without causing havoc in the actual world

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So much power!!

Granted, but it’s a cheap knockoff, made by the people who make the Sims games.

I wish... for a taco.

[Aon Tia she/her]

6 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish... for a taco.

granted here, take the photo of a taco

I wish for a trip around the world