Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 (edited) Granted. Suddenly, everything is right in the world, and people learn to live in peace. Christmas doesn’t become a capitalist sham, but a holiday full of real meaning, and almost magically, world hunger is solved. Your bane is that the Thanksgiving mascot becomes a reindeer with a glowing red nose. I wish for Mr. T’s mental boon and to also become a zinc compounder, thus ensuring that I become the smartest man to ever live! Edited November 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for Mr. T’s mental boon and to also become a zinc compounder, thus ensuring that I become the smartest man to ever live! Granted, but you lose the ability to communicate, not to talk, but to communicate, you speak and think in a language that is complete gibberish, and not even translators lenses can translate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Hehehe... I’ll be smart enough to find a way to translate it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: Granted. You are given a battery, a rock, a light bulb, a spiked cookie, and a watch, all of which obey your every command. . Wth is a spiked cookie ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Just now, PrinceGenocide said: Wth is a spiked cookie ? You’ve opened the floodgates now A spiked cookie is a cookie with one or more Hemalurgic spikes inserted, intended to steal something from or give something to the consumer. They are used most often by a group or guild on the 17th Shard called the Dark Alley, which resides primarily in the Alleyverse, a giant written roleplay universe. They used to give out these cookies mostly in the intro threads, but then something happened (I’ve written a description of this and can provide it if you wish) to make them stop. There are other groups called guilds, who bake nonspiked cookies or do various other things in the Alleyverse. It’s an incredibly fun place with a fantastic community, and I’d be happy to answer any questions about it. I’ve been around for a good bit. If you want to join, we’ll welcome you with open arms! Some of us will probably also welcome you with spiked cookies, but don’t worry about them. So yeah, in other words they’re just something you’ll see around the forums. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 @AonEne oh wow ok , I never knew online sites were this much fun. Thanks for inviting me to RP , Ene. But I'm afraid I will have to decline. I have trouble enough keeping up with the theory forums. But thanks nonetheless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, PrinceGenocide said: @AonEne oh wow ok , I never knew online sites were this much fun. Thanks for inviting me to RP , Ene. But I'm afraid I will have to decline. I have trouble enough keeping up with the theory forums. But thanks nonetheless. Nor did I! And that’s fair enough. The Alleyverse goes fast. You’re welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 I’ll get the wishing started again, I wish for 17th Shard Moderator powers, at least equivalent to Chaos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 On 11/3/2019 at 1:01 AM, Honorless said: I wish for the power to create a realm of existence over which I may reign supreme Granted, but you live the life of the Little Prince. Your only friend is a rose. And... (see pic) I wish for a faster reading speed to finish all of the books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said: I’ll get the wishing started again, I wish for 17th Shard Moderator powers, at least equivalent to Chaos. Granted, you now have the knowledge on how to moderate forums as well as Chaos does 18 minutes ago, GoWibble said: Granted, but you live the life of the Little Prince. Your only friend is a rose. And... (see pic) I wish for a faster reading speed to finish all of the books. *narrows eyes* Faster reading speed, huh? Granted I give you the power to memorise a whole book by glancing at it I take away your ability to comprehend any visual output that isn't written language I wish for a certain someone to stop axing their own theories simply because they don't like me and I took an extract or WoB to support their theory *rolls eyes* good luck with making this happen Edited November 4, 2019 by Honorless Mystery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Granted, whoever "someone" is will die a slow, painful death, along with all of their friends and family members. I give you the curse of guilt, which will lead to crushing depression. I wish for the surge of gravitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Llstml said: Granted, whoever "someone" is will die a slow, painful death, along with all of their friends and family members. I give you the curse of guilt, which will lead to crushing depression. I wish for the surge of gravitation. Granted, in fact here, have all of them! Just swallow this gem and Yelig-Nar will grant you your wish! Hmm... I wish for the power to have multiple autonomous bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Granted. But you are not in control of them once they leave sight. I wish for a chocolate cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Just now, ElephantEarwax said: I wish for a chocolate cake. Granted, but Althea is eating it I wish for chocolate cake that no one else is eating and that won't harm me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, AonEne said: Granted, but Althea is eating it I wish for chocolate cake that no one else is eating and that won't harm me. Granted but you can not eat it either because it is not edible at all. I wish for end to all wars on earth and poverty and hunger and global warming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, The traveller said: Granted but you can not eat it either because it is not edible at all. I wish for end to all wars on earth and poverty and hunger and global warming Granted. We enter another ice age. I wish for some french toast sticks, the kind you buy at Walmart Edited November 5, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) Aww shucks, I was kinda secretly hoping for some advice there... I've been on forums before, some really wild ones too... but that was still an entirely new experience Quote I wish for some french toast sticks, the kind you buy at Walmart Granted, have THE STICK And access to a Soulcaster for a few hours Enjoy trying to Soulcast it into French toast I wish for a cat with good attitude Edited November 5, 2019 by Honorless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for a cat with good attitude Granted you meet a big cat, in fact a jungle cat. It has very good attitude, as in, it does not eat you after it killed you. I wish for rhythm of war SA4 to be delivered to me tonight, full final published version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Granted, but you suddenly go blind, deaf, and all your nerves, thus ensuring that you never get to read the book. I wish for the ability to write beautiful essays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) Granted. They are the most beautiful, stunning things your teacher has ever seen in her entire life. However, they have nothing to do with words and english at all, so she usually gives you an F. Your bane is that you can never look directly at a screen of any sort. I wish I had a huge aquarium in my backyard where I grew and raised alien flora and fauna. The fauna all act like normal fish mind you, but they just look cool. And I'm also going to specify that the flora are mostly normal as well, so no one gets any ideas. Edited November 5, 2019 by Rosharan A.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Granted, you get stuck into Subnautica. Your backyard is the safe shallows, where you make an aquarium. However, Reapers are all over the place. And they can smell you. I wish I could take actual, live data of allomancy being used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: Granted, you get stuck into Subnautica. Your backyard is the safe shallows, where you make an aquarium. However, Reapers are all over the place. And they can smell you. YES! BUT ALSO HEAVEN HELP ME. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 39 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I wish I could take actual, live data of allomancy being used. Granted, you can take live data of a coinshot killing you with a hemalurgic spike. I wish to be a true fullborn, with sandmastery with unlimited water, allomancy, feruchemy, infinite breaths, yolen lightweaving, and all ten surges, Without hemalurgy, Yelig-nar, or being consumed/controlled by a shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 Granted. You’re Adonalsium. Good luck running a universe. I wish for less homework. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 18 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for less homework. Granted, your city is taken over by religious extremists who close most schools for "corrupting the youth". Instead of homework, you get Bible studies. I wish for a time-turner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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