Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“I went into photoshop and deleted the mustache.”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Drat, I’ve been discovered!

*ties BoS to a chair and shines lamp in face*

Who sent you? Who do you work for? Is it Smith? Dumbledore? Venture? And how did you find me out?! My disguise was perfect! 

*fiddles with mustache*

For a minute I thought you were talking about me when I read Smith...

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

“I went into photoshop and deleted the mustache.”

Ah, a clever ploy... But tell me. Who gave you such knowledge of the great Photoshop?

11 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

For a minute I thought you were talking about me when I read Smith...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Uhhh…Voidus.” BoS struggled with her bonds. “Luna, can you just let me go?”

[Lunamor she/her]

*rolls eyes*

Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

*releases BoS*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“YYYYAAAAYYYY!!!”

[AonEne he/him]

Words upon words. Dialogue upon dialogue. There's always another roleplay.

[Lunamor she/her]

22 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

“Me too,” said the Nightwatcher. “Granted, But you can’t tell anyone…”

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The son had gotten word that the pink ping balls had magical properties similar to spheres from SA. He sucked them in and…He had the power of the Gods. The God of Blinker Fluid, that is. He ran around, fixing everyone’s headlights, flashlights, telescopes and lasagna dishes. He also helped create the masterful piece of ‘Baby Shark’. He became known as Blinker Fluid the I. He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. So he hid is super-hero persona from everyone else. He eventually needed more spheres. So he asked his Father for some every birthday. But as the years went on, more enemies started popping up, such as the evil stacked coils and Bill Gates. One day, he got electrocuted by Dr. Bulb, and died. The end.

I wish that I was better at storytelling.

Granted, but you now absolutely stink at essay writing.

I wish that I could be an animagus.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, you're a blast-ended skrewt.

I wish that Shai (The Emperor's Soul) would protagonize another book.

[Lunamor she/her]

12 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted, you're a blast-ended skrewt.

Huzzah!!! 

I SHALL EXPLODE ALL THE PEOPLES!!!!!

12 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish that Shai (The Emperor's Soul) would protagonize another book.

Granted, but it is only one page long and she dies a horrible, gruesome death in the end.

I wish to be better at drawing people.

[Zath he/him]

19 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish to be better at drawing people.

Granted.  Your depictions are so lifelike that people are constantly trying to strike up conversations with your art, and they get miffed when they're inevitably ignored.  Then they learn that it's actually artwork, and they throw heaps of money at you because, by Harmony, your art is just that good!

Bane: Every time someone sneezes in your vicinity, your ears double in size.  Thankfully, you can reverse this effect by donating a pint of your own blood to an orphaned fruit bat (of a compatible blood type, of course), causing your ears to halve in size.

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I wish for oodles of noodles.

[Eluvianii he/him]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Huzzah!!! 

I SHALL EXPLODE ALL THE PEOPLES!!!!!

Darn, I gave you a double boon.

 

Granted. This is a bit of a problem because now the entire world is made of noodles. And the people. And basically every physical thing that isn't you. Have fun.

 

Something simple, I wish for a kindle.

[+Ed Venture]

That sound fine, now don't you whine, it is your bane I must design, so you must rhyme, for all time!

 

I wish to be able to control the climate in the area around me

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[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but the Global climate is still rising. 

 

 

 

I wish that I could solve global warming.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you can never eat hamburgers again.

Have you seen Before the Flood? Its an awesome Global Warming movie by Leonardo DiCaprio

https://www.beforetheflood.com/

 

I wish baked goods were banned from the intro threads

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

*Sigh* Granted, but all TUBA members convert to DA.

I wish for a computer. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

*Sigh* Granted, but all TUBA members convert to DA.

I wish for a computer. 

Granted, but you can no longer be on the Shard on mobile.

I wish to quit accidentally squirting out absurd amounts of hand sanitizer.

[Zath he/him]

30 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish to quit accidentally squirting out absurd amounts of hand sanitizer.

Granted.  Your hands become enormous, so what was previously an absurd amount of hand sanitizer is now a perfectly reasonable amount.

Your bane ('cause the above was just your boon) is that you now believe that mac 'n' cheese is actually a sentient alien race bent on world domination.  Eventually, a reality TV show about conspiracy theorists features you in a double-length episode.

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I wish for igloo powers.

[Arith Matic he/him]

uh, granted? 

you can now invest investiture into igloos, making them sentient and/ or stronger than normal igloos.  your bane is that your self-aware igloos are now turning against you.

 

I wish for some tape and a marker

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that your knowledge of the English language is replaced with knowledge of Xhosa.

I wish for the ability to express myself, with the addendum that my bane cannot affect my boon.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But are forever stuck in a teenage body.

 

 

 

I wish that Fortnite would die already.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. But you lose your depressing & dark personality and become a bubbly optimist.

I wish to know the answer to any question I ask.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*shudders* Granted. But the questions you ask are stupid.

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

[AonEne he/him]

...Wait, do you actually have APD?

Granted, but you have to answer any question posed to you to the best of your ability. You don't have to tell the truth, you don't even have to know the truth, just answer.

I wish for a golden retriever puppy!

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, it’s full name is Moash Vyre Ene

I wish for a nugget of atium