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Granted. But you don’t seem to understand compassion anymore. 

 

 

 

 

I wish for food.

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Granted, but that anything is a shardblade severing your spiritweb.

I wish to know everything about Brandon Sanderson's books that exist or will be written, and to own every one that is, was, or ever will be.

 

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Granted, you know everything about anything Brandon Sanderson will ever write, however it’s impossible for you to tell anyone anything in any way. You hear all the different theories people come up with and want so badly to tell them what really happens. Eventually you are driven to insanity from all the knowledge trapped in your head with no outlet.

I wish for a lucky hat.

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Granted, but you have no knowledge of anything else and can only speak in Sanderson quotes from a different series each week.

Granted, but if the hat ever falls off your luck will immediately get very very very bad.

I wish the same as Ark but to have a different bane.

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Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals.

I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form.

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49 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals.

I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form.

Alright. 

You get that.

Your life is pretty good.

Your bane is simple. You will randomly cross paths with a duck in a fedora a random day every week. You will be only person to see it. Every time you see the duck it will stop and make eye contact with you for a minute, during which you will be unable to move. You will feel a tingling in your scalp when you try to avoid looking at it, growing stronger and stronger until you can’t help but look.

I wish for a sandwich.

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Granted, but it comes in a fragile glass flask. Every time you use it, time gets taken from somewhere else. If you drop it, all time will vanish from the world.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

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Granted. You know have the ability to rip your atoms to a different place in time. Have fun with that. 

 

 

 

I wish that I would stop crying at night.

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1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but you get no boon either.

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn’t depressed.

Granted. Your depression is cured.

Your Bane is that you feel guilty being happy when others around you are so sad. You dedicate your life to bringing happiness to all and decide to become Santa Claus.

I wish for a duck

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Granted. It's a baby duck you separated from his family with your wish and he dies of sadness.

I wish my pets were immortal.

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Granted, but your mouth is filled with wriggling grubs for the rest of your life. And you can't wish them away.

I wish for future sight.

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Granted, but you are given a ridiculous hat that you will have to wear for the rest of your life.

I wish that my banes did not affect my boons.

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