Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[FallenRadiant]

Granted, they are now due 2 weeks ago.

 

I wish I had glassed that never got dirty.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but they're the wrong prescription.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

[Awaken Returner she/her]

Granted, you lose your eyes and now see through blue Allomantic lines emanating from your chest.

I wish I was bonded to a cryptic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood.

I wish for my banes to be interesting.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted! From here on out, the banes the Nightwatcher gives you must be interesting...which is a bane in and of itself (and an interesting one too).

I wish for a pair of these that fit me and won't break.

THEY'D BE SO USEFUL.

[Awaken Returner she/her]

On 4/25/2019 at 5:54 AM, xinoehp512 said:

Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood.

I will admit, wooden hands sound kind of cool.

 

20 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish for a pair of these that fit me and won't break.

Granted, but you now have a personal moisture cloud following you around.

I wish for the ability to visit and leave Nalthis at will.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

6 hours ago, Awaken Returner said:

Granted, but you now have a personal moisture cloud following you around.

I wish for the ability to visit and leave Nalthis at will.

Granted, but you're suddenly a drab and can't receive any breaths. 

I wish for infinite knowledge

Edited April 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you lose your vocal chords and all communicating abilities. You are also blind.

 

I wish to be omnipotent. 

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Granted, you now know everything and have lost your sanity as a result. 

I wish to find @Kelsier'sGodComplex's sanity.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted, but you can now see only the color green.

I wish that I could make friends easily.

On 4/24/2019 at 11:58 PM, AonEne said:

Granted! From here on out, the banes the Nightwatcher gives you must be interesting...which is a bane in and of itself (and an interesting one too).

 

I'm ready. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are now the most popular person in the history of the world. This is not without its issues, however. Now everyone stalks you everywhere you go, hoping to become your friend. After a while, you have accumulated enough friends that you have a constant stream of them following you. The crowd eventually grows to the size of Rhode Island, and all infrastructure collapses everywhere you go. Eventually, you accidentally feed one of them by tossing a bread crust from your sandwich over your shoulder, and they go into a frenzy. You are trampled in the chaos.

I wish for a pet fox (they are adorable!)

Edited April 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. Any water you drink becomes warm as it enters your mouth.

I wish for my banes to be unrelated to my boons.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, you can now only communicate by drawing pictures on a markerboard that you must hold facing away from you in front of your chest with mostly dried out markers.

I wish to be less of a procrastinator.

Edited April 26, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle
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[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted! You become an insane workaholic who ignores their own wellbeing to solve everyone else's problems and eventually work yourself to death.

 

I wish that humans had less of a tendency towards rudeness.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now everyone has duct tape permanently covering their mouths.

I wish for a pretzel.

[overlord stick]

Hm, that's a hard one. Granted, but humans don't exist.

I wish I had more up votes aannndd ninja'd

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a pretzel.

Granted, but you also have a not-house-trained puppy following you around.

1 hour ago, Emperor Stick said:

I wish I had more upvotes.

Granted, but it's only one, and from me.

I wish for one upvote in return.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but I un-upvote one of your others.

I wish I had more chicken.

[AonEne he/him]

3 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, but I un-upvote one of your others.

Oh noes.

[Awaken Returner she/her]

29 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

I wish I had more chicken.

Granted, you lose the ability to distinguish different kinds of birds and Alethi Chefs prepare you a variety of different definitely chicken-based delicacies.

I wish for five boons.

[overlord stick]

Granted, pens no longer randomly stop working, the wind won't blow away paper, your socks won't rip, you know every type of snail, and you have an upvote, but all these things only last ten minutes.

I wish I could use my mind to be on 17th shard.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I wish for the best boon that has been wished for on this thread.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, you get a pet ghanderflaffle, which is both a boon and a bane in of itself.

I wish to live in all of Sanderson's worlds (including non-cosmere)

Edited April 29, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[overlord stick]

*Is sad he was ignored*

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 4/26/2019 at 9:37 PM, Emperor Stick said:

I wish I could use my mind to be on 17th shard.

 

Granted, but if used for more than 30 seconds your head explodes.

My wish is still to live in all of Sanderson's worlds (including non-cosmere)