Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Granted, it's golden because my tiger peed on it. I wish for a ccredit card with unlimited amounts of money that I can spend however I want, and can't get stolen from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetter he/him Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Granted, but you have to pay it all back down to zero every day. I wish to never be hungry again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Granted, you are always thirsty. I wish to have an infinite amount of Stormlight which I can use for the Surge of Gravitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Granted. The only way you move around is floating 300 feet above ground. I wish for school to end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: Granted. The only way you move around is floating 300 feet above ground. I wish for school to end. Sure. Schools close down all over the world. Now we're faced with the issue of mass illiteracy. I wish my dog wasn't so cute. Then I could discipline him without feeling the wrath of his Bambi-eyed stare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Granted, but because of the lack of knowledge, you become homeless. I wish for unlimited knowledge and many means by which to share it with others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetter he/him Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for unlimited knowledge and many means by which to share it with others. Granted, you lose your body and become THE INTERNET! I wish to always be alert and never tired again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Jetter said: Granted, you lose your body and become THE INTERNET! I wish to always be alert and never tired again. Granted. You are now a meth addict. I wish I was tall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Granted, but only your head grows taller. I wish for unlimited health. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Granted. Your life is converted to a video game type style, where every injury takes off health and you have a certain amount. However, you also now have to go and defeat the all powerful villain, who also has unlimited health. You've already entered the lair and can not escape. Have fun. I wish everything was awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) On 2/28/2019 at 3:29 PM, Kidpen said: I wish everything was awesome. Granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= Your bane is that this song is now stuck in your head FOREVER. ...Also, Lord Business now rules the world, but compared to the song-stuck-in-your-head thing that seems like a minor inconvenience. I wish for infinite Batmans. Edited March 29, 2019 by Zath Grammar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Granted, but Zen kills you. On the bright side, before she kills you - and it's a painless, quick death - she looks you in the eye and tells you you're Batman. I wish to have a spren bond with Kelsier, where he is my spren and I am his Radiant, and I gain two Surges of my choosing. (Last time, for those of you not around then, I just asked for a spren bond with Kelsier. I got a very nice story where I was the spren. It was hilarious, but not what I was trying to get. ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Zath said: Granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= Your bane is that this song is now stuck in your head FOREVER. ...Also, Lord Business now rules the world, but compared the song-stuck-in-your-head thing that seems like a minor inconvenience. I'm OK with both of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Granted, but the Nightwatcher doesn’t read the rest of the post, so she ends up making Keisler your spren, who doesn’t do anything. I wish for my room to be clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Granted, it was cleaned by dirty cockroaches that you can never get rid of. Have fun. I wish for a third hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Granted, but it’s in the least desirable spot. I wish for the sun to explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Granted, but since it is so far away, even after it's dead, light still comes our way. The explosion does nothing whatsoever until 2060. I wish for a Reese's chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/2/2019 at 11:03 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but since it is so far away, even after it's dead, light still comes our way. The explosion does nothing whatsoever until 2060. Um... the sun is only eight light minutes away, but okay! Granted, you get a Reese’s chocolate. It’s the best and most amazing Reese’s chocolate you’ve ever seen. The smooth chocolate over the creamy peanut butter. You can’t eat it. I wish for a really cool cloak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted. You get Taborlin the Great's cloak of no particular color. If you don't know what that is, that's your boon. If you do, it's invisible. I wish I could throw knives and shoot arrows with perfect accuracy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted. Your literally have butter fingers. I wish for a girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted, she doesn't love you back. She only wants your money. I wish for the ability to breath underwater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 2/28/2019 at 8:58 PM, Kidpen said: I'm OK with both of these. Check back in a year and if you're still okay with that song stuck in your head, the Nightwatcher will officially be impressed. 4 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for the ability to breath underwater. Granted! You are now a barreleye fish. Not only can you breathe underwater, you can look straight up through the top of your skull! Neat! Weird, but neat! Your bane is that you are now a barreleye fish, confined to life in the depths of the Rosharan oceans (or Earth's oceans, your pick). And life in the deep sea is mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief episodes of extreme terror ('cause the predators down there are downright freaky). As a consolation prize, you sometimes hear David Attenborough's voice in your head, narrating your life. ...No, the Nightwatcher does not watch too many BBC Earth documentaries. Why would you say such a thing? I wish for a plate of infinite mashed potatoes that I could spoon-catapult at my enemies, and they'd be all like, "Agh, what is this? If you're not going to take me seriously, I'll be someone else's archenemesis, someone who will appreciate my enmity," and they'll storm off in a huff and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right," and smugly take a bite of that creamy mashed potato goodness. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Zath said: Check back in a year and if you're still okay with that song stuck in your head, the Nightwatcher will officially be impressed. Granted! You are now a barreleye fish. Not only can you breathe underwater, you can look straight up through the top of your skull! Neat! Weird, but neat! Your bane is that you are now a barreleye fish, confined to life in the depths of the Rosharan oceans (or Earth's oceans, your pick). And life in the deep sea is mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief episodes of extreme terror ('cause the predators down there are downright freaky). As a consolation prize, you sometimes hear David Attenborough's voice in your head, narrating your life. ...No, the Nightwatcher does not watch too many BBC Earth documentaries. Why would you say such a thing? I wish for a plate of infinite mashed potatoes that I could spoon-catapult at my enemies, and they'd be all like, "Agh, what is this? If you're not going to take me seriously, I'll be someone else's archenemesis, someone who will appreciate my enmity," and they'll storm off in a huff and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right," and smugly take a bite of that creamy mashed potato goodness. I actually love marine bioligy, and want it to be my career, so I already new all that, and I also LOVE David Attenborough's voice, so thats a pretty good bane. Granted, but everytime you take a bite potatoes, you shart for one minute straight. (Great boon, by the way! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted. You get nothing. I wish for my parents to understand me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Granted. They understand you alright. Now they compose dramatic sonnets in your name. And it's scary how accurate they are. I wish the snow was gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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