Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Merlin]

17 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but you become paralyzed.

I wish for a single dollar bill.

If I were a Surgebinder, I could heal myself with Stormlight.

Granted, but someone arrests you for forgery.

 

I wish for a tasty doughnut.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it has a maggot in it.

I wish for a new cello bow. (To go with my cello! )

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. It's made with wood from your cello.

I wish I could do cosplay and obtain the abilities of whoever I am dressed as.

[Merlin]

Granted. You also obtain the power to constantly see into their innermost thoughts and emotions, slowly drving you insane.

 

I wish for a restful night of sleep.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you never sleep again.

I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Granted. It's Kelsier and he killed the old one. That's not the bane. The bane is that he gives way too much homework. 

I wish that Earth was in the cosmere.

[Merlin]

Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us.

I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor

[The Night Watcher]

4 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us.

I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor

Granted, but unfortunately Rock burned his hand while cooking and Lopen took over for him. Needless to say, Herdazian tastes are suited to a select few, and most of the poor fools who ate his stew were condemned to a series of sleepless nights and stomach cramps. 

I wish to live in an eternal Spring morning. (Sunny and temperate, please.)

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. You are caught in a time loop that lasts until 12:00 pm on a perfect spring morning. You will never age, never die (permanently), and will eventually learn how to get whatever outcome you want out of the morning. However, you can never escape the loop, unless you do one thing that nobody, including you, really knows what it is. If you never do this thing, time will progress normally for everyone else, but without you in it.

I wish to have the ability to learn anything to expert level in a day, being able to learn something else to expert level the next day. (I mean things like spherical geometry, quantum physics, as well as telepathy, flight, etc.)

[Vogelsang he/him]

Granted, but both sides of any pillow you rest your head on will always be warm.

I wish more people would read Brandon Sanderson's books.

[Stutterspren she/her]

Granted, but they all hate them and refuse to talk about them.

I wish to be better at the violin without having to practice.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching  of nails on a blackboard.

I wish to visit Urithiru.

[Turin Turambar]

1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching  of nails on a blackboard.

I wish to visit Urithiru.

granted. all you got to do is read the books and dream.

I wish that I could become one of Sandersons beta readers (Its a real life wish...)

Edited February 25, 2019 by Turin Turambar

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, but you get fired immediately and after word spreads out you are banned from all bookstores so you can never buy his books again.

I wish my writing abilities were on par with Sanderson's.

[Jetter he/him]

10 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted, but you get fired immediately and after word spreads out you are banned from all bookstores so you can never buy his books again.

I wish my writing abilities were on par with Sanderson's.

Granted, but your internet is now so slow you cannot read or post anything more than a paragraph in an hour.

slow internet is worse than no internet.

I wish to win the lottery!

[The Night Watcher]

Granted. You win $10 off a scratchcard. 

I wish I could get a spoon out of the cabinet before my cereal gets soggy.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but the cereal becomes brick solid.

 

I wish to go to a rock concert.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Granted. It’s watching Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor cook

I wish I could win the day 

[Lunamor she/her]

11 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

Granted. It’s watching Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor cook

Hey! This thing, he is very entertaining!

Granted, you win “The Day”, a copy of a boring newspaper that summarizes the events of the day.

I wish for perfect grammar skillz.

Edited February 25, 2019 by Lunamor

[Vogelsang he/him]

Granted! You now have an annoying tendency to correct everyone around you for their far inferior grammar.

 

I wish I wouldn't run out of upvotes to give.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, P's and Q's said:

Granted! You now have an annoying tendency to correct everyone around you for their far inferior grammar.

I already do that. 

Granted, but you lose all upvotes currently on your posts and any they may receive in the future.

I wish for an infinite, clean source of energy.

Edited February 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Vogelsang he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

I already do that. 

Granted, but you lose all of your upvotes and any you may receive in the future.

I wish for an infinite, clean source of energy.

The price of generosity I guess. 

Granted, but you lose a bit of your identity every time someone uses your new infinite clean source of energy to charge their phone.

I wish for an regenerating slice of pepperoni and sausage pizza.

[Merlin]

Granted. It's so greasy you choke on it with every bite.

 

I wish for my brother to stop pestering me.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, you never had a brother in the first place.

I wish for an infinite dotation of peanuts and chocolates.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you don’t live forever to eat them all.

 

 

I wish for the weekend to last forever.