Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

You forgot to put a wish, so I shall give you your own curse.

I wish for the next post to be written in Spanish.

[Mailnaise she/her]

(ugh i don't speak spanish...someone translate it.)

Well the obvious bane here would be...

You can now only speak spanish.

[Mailnaise she/her]

I forgot to do a wish...

Okay well here since I don't know spanish, I wish for someone to translate what I wrote in the last post into spanish. 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Here is your bane. 

You can't understand English, and will never be able to relearn it or any other language. Ha.

My wish, 

I want to be a successful neuroscientist who saves many lives.

[Eluvianii he/him]

(ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.)

Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería...

Ahora solo puedes hablar español.

 

 

Like that?

[Mailnaise she/her]

15 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

(ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.)

Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería...

Ahora solo puedes hablar español.

 

 

Like that?

I would assume so?? 

@Kelsier'sGodComplex The Nightwatcher has granted your wish, but you're student loans from college will never go away. Have fun with that

I wish that Stormlight 4 could come out right now... 

Edited January 5, 2019 by Mailnaise

[Eris she/her]

@Mailnaise Here is you bane, Stormlight 4 will be released but when you go to read it, buy it or borrow it, it is unavailable or you can't find it meaning you will never get to see it. (this excludes stormlight 5 and so on...)

I wish to live a fulfilling life

[Dalakaar he/him]

30 minutes ago, Eris said:

I wish to live a fulfilling life

Granted! You work in the Fulfillment Department for Depend Mens Underwear.

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I want a spren. Any spren. I'll even leave it open ended for the following person to be even extra terrible. I just want one. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, you get an angry anger spren from the cognitive realm. Good luck with that.

I wish for some pancakes.

[Eris she/her]

Granted you get pancakes but each pancake you have will taste like it is overloaded with salt

I wish for more time

[+Invocation]

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I wish for more time

Granted. Your time is now up.

I wish for literally any book in the world that ever has existed.

Edited January 6, 2019 by Invocation

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it.

One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end.

[Dalakaar he/him]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it.

One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end.

Granted, dogs start writing sad books about dogs dying in the end. (They're really bad at it too.)

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My boon this time is simple.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. I hope you enjoy your beer because is the only thing you'll consume for the rest of your life.

 

I want to be able to solve complex math problems mentally.

[AonEne he/him]

55 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted. I hope you enjoy your beer because is the only thing you'll consume for the rest of your life.

I want to be able to solve complex math problems mentally.

That's gonna be a short life.

Granted! However, you now can't read.

I wish I could meet my roleplay characters.

[Eris she/her]

Granted though they don't want to be your friend or get to know you.

I wish I can become best friends with my favourite fictional characters

[Joy she/her]

Granted. You now exist inside a book. After the last page, you cease to exist.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but it’s a tiny little thing that likes to bite people’s fingers off. And toes sometimes as well.

I wish for time to actually read my books!

[Joy she/her]

Granted! Time has been frozen for you and you alone. It will never start again for as long as you live.

I wish my shower was functional.

[Dizzy he/him]

2 hours ago, Joy said:

Granted! Time has been frozen for you and you alone. It will never start again for as long as you live.

I wish my shower was functional.

Granted. You will now always smell like the inside of a dumpster.

I wish for the ability to will away any sickness or ailments.

Edited January 6, 2019 by Dizzy

[Mailnaise she/her]

Except colds, because it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. 

I wish I could fly. 

[Dalakaar he/him]

1 hour ago, Mailnaise said:

I wish I could fly. 

Turns out the Nightwatcher gets a bit confused and you become pretty fly for a white guy. (Yup, that means if you're not a white guy you just became one.) 

Vanilla Ice

Cruising in your pinto

31 tattoo

You're livin' the dream

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I want to make sweet beautiful sleep to my many pillows whenever I want and I want it to be socially acceptable to do so even if I should be at work.

 

[Zath he/him]

3 hours ago, Dalakaar said:

I want to make sweet beautiful sleep to my many pillows whenever I want and I want it to be socially acceptable to do so even if I should be at work.

Granted!  You now have narcolepsy, along with an uncontrollable urge to prove undeniably to everyone when you first meet them that you have narcolepsy.  You carry around a folder stuffed with doctor's notes that verify your narcoleptic status for this very reason.  Fortunately, this folder fits very nicely inside the many, many pillows that you carry with you everywhere you go.

Your bane: you now have narcolepsy, so even though you can (usually) fall asleep whenever you want, sometimes you fall asleep when you don't want.  This makes driving a vehicle very dangerous, among various other activities (extreme sports, moderately-treme sports, walking up or down stairs, operating heavy machinery, ladders... so on and so forth.  Also, bears.  Just a general warning: bears).  

I recommend carpooling, or getting a chauffeur if that's more your style.  And bear spray, because, you know, bears.

 

I wish that we have the technology.

[Dizzy he/him]

2 hours ago, Zath said:

Granted!  You now have narcolepsy, along with an uncontrollable urge to prove undeniably to everyone when you first meet them that you have narcolepsy.  You carry around a folder stuffed with doctor's notes that verify your narcoleptic status for this very reason.  Fortunately, this folder fits very nicely inside the many, many pillows that you carry with you everywhere you go.

Your bane: you now have narcolepsy, so even though you can (usually) fall asleep whenever you want, sometimes you fall asleep when you don't want.  This makes driving a vehicle very dangerous, among various other activities (extreme sports, moderately-treme sports, walking up or down stairs, operating heavy machinery, ladders... so on and so forth.  Also, bears.  Just a general warning: bears).  

I recommend carpooling, or getting a chauffeur if that's more your style.  And bear spray, because, you know, bears.

 

I wish that we have the technology.

Granted!!! But now you have an abnormal fear that the robots are all out to get you.

I wish I could have better internet.

[Eris she/her]

Your wish is granted, you'll have better internet but only works for an hour a day.

I wish I could read faster