Dalakaar he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: I wish to have all of the latest Apple products Congratulations. You are now Jerry. You have every different kind of apple and apple product. (Ie. Apple sauce, bobbing for apples, etc.) This is also your bane. Cause you know, you're Jerry... I want to find out the secret in Rick and Morty that the creators say they'll never reveal.
Arash.F he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Dalakaar said: Congratulations. You are now Jerry. I want to find out the secret in Rick and Morty that the creators say they'll never reveal. Granted, but the secret would be that "there is always another secret!" and that would also be your bane I really wish I could translate Cosmere books into Persian and publish them!
Arith Matic he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Wish granted! As you start translating the books into Persian, you realize that this sort of thing takes a very long time. In all, it took you about a year publish and translate all of the manuscripts. One day, you get a letter in the mail. A cease and desist, from Dragonsteel LLC, and that, is your bane. I wish that I could change the color of candy canes by looking at them.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but you can only change them to brown. I wish for the ability to be fluent in every language on Earth. 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you cannot speak, see, or hear. I wish for a stick. Edited January 11, 2019 by Lunamor 1
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but if you touch it, it turns into fire. I wish for the ability to change my boon! LOL 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but no matter what your boon is, you get its exact opposite, canceling out everything that you wish for. I wish for some post it notes.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but they all have pictures of you enemy killing your family. LOL I wish for a shirt that syas what I want it to say always.
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a shirt that syas what I want it to say always. Granted, but you must always wear said shirt, and soon you become known for how it smells, always. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to take me under his personal wing as a fledgling author.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, you both turn into birds. I wish for the tenth pancake. 1
Karnage Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Wish granted: you get your tenth pancake and you eat it. Then you throw up all 10 pancakes. My Wish is that I can have all of the books (including ones not written yet) of the SA series.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but the only words in books four thru ten are “I am a stick.” I wish for a grain of salt.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, the grain of salt is in the stomach of a chasmfiend, and if you try to get it, it will evaporate. I wish for a llama named The Stormfather 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, but it spits on you and won’t quit telling you how insignificant you are. I wish for a copy of The Way of Kings (Dalinar’s favorite book, not the first SA book).
Kon-Tiki he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Just now, Lunamor said: Granted, but it spits on you and won’t quit telling you how insignificant you are. I wish for a copy of The Way of Kings (Dalinar’s favorite book, not the first SA book). Granted, but its in the Alethi women's script. Good luck learning that. I'm moving right now. In fact, I should be packing. I wish for the whole moving process to be done with
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted. You are now homeless. I wish for a large block of cheese.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted. It's hollow and rotten. I wish for a usable kite.
Dalakaar he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a usable kite. Congratulations, you have a kite. It eats and craps all over the place is generally a pita. I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account. Edited January 11, 2019 by Dalakaar 1
Ink he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dalakaar said: Congratulations, you have a kite. It eats and craps all over the place is generally a pita. I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account. Granted, your Girlfriend gets an account on here. Your bane is that she dumps you... have fun with that! I wish for no negative consequences to any of my actions.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Granted, you can no longer do anything. I wish for a Ryshadium.
Teague she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a Ryshadium. Your kindred boon behooves me to remove your bane ;P 54 minutes ago, Dalakaar said: I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account. 44 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: Granted, your Girlfriend gets an account on here. Your bane is that she dumps you... have fun with that! I wish for Kaladin 1
Ink he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Teague said: Your kindred boon behooves me to remove your bane ;P I wish for Kaladin Welcome! You better dump him now. Spoiler Totally joking. He seems like a great guy. Granted. You get Kaladin. Your bane is that he anytime you think about him you are Lashed upwards. I wish for infinite spaghetti Edited January 12, 2019 by Inklingspren
Lunamor she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, infinite spaghetti magically appears. Unfortunately, there is so much spaghetti that it covers the entire earth in 15 feet of it (it is infinite after all). I wish for great gardening skills.
Arith Matic he/him Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 The Nightwatcher thinks for a moment and says: " life skills huh. I can respect that" "But, technically I have to give you a bane, sooo..." And then the Nightwatcher gave you the bane: "you know what, I'll help you start out" The Nightwatcher says, a wicked smile curling across her face. then, in, a lifetimes supply of fertilizer and shovels come tumbling into a massive pile behind you. I wish that I was able to do this: 2
Brightness Warrior she/her Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 Granted. However, you now must spend the rest of your life inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company. Have fun. I wish that I had no more homework for History or English class. 1
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