Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AonEne he/him]

Yeah, but the NW herself bypasses that. Or even if she doesn't, Cultivation still does.

Still wishing for clarification, though I think by now that it IS everyone in this entire thread. Meaning none of the above is relevant now, except for not saying something you've already said.

[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

Still, for a moment there, I broke the system!

[AonEne he/him]

So...to sum it up, nobody on this thread has any boons or banes at all, and we can start anew?

I wish for chocolate.

[Ink he/him]

You get one molocule of chocolate.

i wish to be a Fullborn.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You were born with no missing parts.

I wish for cookie dough ice cream, and lots of it.

[AonEne he/him]

*eats chocolate*

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but you are now lactose intolerant. 

I wish I could make anyone I choose log onto the Shard whenever I want.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you're banned from the Shard.

 

 

I wish for world peace(worth a shot, right?)

Edit: let me guess, my bane is that there is a world war that kills everyone. Now it is peaceful, silent, and lifeless

Edited April 26, 2018 by BitBitio

[Ink he/him]

Youre partially right @BitBitio. There is a world where only peaceful plants live. You now live there.

i wish to not have allergies or asthma 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted. You still have allergies, but the plants are gone. 

I wish for IRL shardplate.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you must sacrifice your soul in order for it to be possible.

 

 

I wish for a life in real life

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Just now, BitBitio said:

Granted, but you must sacrifice your soul in order for it to be possible.

 

 

I wish for a life in real life

I'm good with that. 

 

Granted. But you no longer have internet access.

I wish for a Good knowledge of Investiture.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. But it is only for .000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and then you forget it permanently

 

I wish to get an A on my next math test 

Edit: actually, I wish to return from my vacation on the Plantet 

I am bad at puns 

Edited April 26, 2018 by BitBitio

[Ink he/him]

You get it, but an F in every other class

 

i wish to be able to read every book ever written, and i can read them all during my lifetime.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but you don't tell the nightwatcher what you can or can't do, so you have to live 42 lifetimes to read all of them.

I wish I was the Nightwatcher.

[Ink he/him]

Granted, but you can only give one curse every thousand years, and no boons. 

I wish for stormlight 4

[Kidpen he/him]

Stormlight 4 who? I'll just give stormlight to this horneater over here.

I wish I could stop being addicted to this place.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Never

I wish to be like Lift, how food is her power source 

[Ink he/him]

Done, it already works that way. 

 

I wish for good luck.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug.

I wish for a middle school creative writing class.

[Ink he/him]

16 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug.

A stick bug? Thats not too bad. I'd keep one in a cage. 

[Comatose he/him]

20 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug.

I wish for a middle school creative writing class.

Granted but you always get the lowest mark, and you always fail.  

 

I wish I could get everything I need to get done each day at work.  

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@Comatose Granted, but that's ask you can ever do, and you can never even leave your desk. No sleep, no food, no water, nothing. But you will continue to live. You will also feel the pans of hunger and tiredness.

I wish for an indestructible, super sweet and harmless not poison single five foot size not exploding no food or water needed iguana that will live as long as I will live. It will only die when I die.

And I will name it Frank.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Tesh

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, but Frank, not needing food or water, gets bored very easily and wanders off, eventually clinging to and stowing away on a rocket just as it launches, leaving him drifting in the void of space, unable to breathe or die until you do. He spends the rest of his existence orbiting the earth, staring down at it with unknowable thoughts running through his harmless brain...

I wish for a book that can change it's contents to show any book in existence on it's pages, in a language I can read.

[Ink he/him]

Granted, but it will only show one page every year.

i wish for this post to not be taken seriously. (Abstract things like this are kinda fun to do.)