Kidpen Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted. However, the country moves mental health awareness month to January. (I did change my profile) I wish I could see Dear Evan Hansen, Hamilton, and Wicked in the next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted. However you have to see them all at once, and can't focus on everything at the same time. I wish I could walk through the rain without any umbrella or coat without myself, my clothes, or my posessions getting wet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted. However, you are forever doomed to be covered with oil or butter, that is impossible to remove. I wish for every single conspiracy theory to be true, simultaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Well crap. Granted. Everyone is killed in a ton of secret organizations killing off civillians in an attempt to take power. I wish for a good Coke, with ice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but both the “coke” and “ice” you receive is cocaine. Also the cops are on their way and you have a blinking light attached to your head you can’t remove I wish to be smarter, but otherwise unchanged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted. But all people you knew in life now have no memory of you. I wish... I had an infinite amount of money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Granted but is in pennies. I wish to be in an airplane. Edited April 27, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you can never leave. I wish for a cat that barks. Edited April 27, 2018 by Jehoiada 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted. The cat barks your knee, and you bleed to death. I wish mental health awareness was this month again. (Because this is serious) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but time is shifted forward past Mental health month. I wish to be able to point at someone and make them Dab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but every time you do you slip on a banana. I wish to be a beautiful butterfly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but said butterfly is pinned in a display case in some museum. I wish that bananas didn't exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but the peels still do. I wish for a banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Granted, but the banana tastes like an orange tomato. I wish a word rhymed with orange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Storm you. I wish for that trees tasted like steak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Jehoiada said: I wish for that trees tasted like steak The Nightwatcher grants your boon. Trees now taste like steak. Your bane is that now nothing seems to rhyme with "trees" or "steak." Poets everywhere start gathering in angry mobs, and each one has a pitchfork with your name on it. Try to avoid any poetry slams in the near future. I call upon the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon: I wish for something that rhymes with "purple." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Granted, but now the pitchforks have a new name etched into them; yours. The poets never wanted purple to rhyme with anything, for they believe purple is evil. I wish that 'sandy' rhymed with 'vodka'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: Granted, but now the pitchforks have a new name etched into them; yours. The poets never wanted purple to rhyme with anything, for they believe purple is evil. I wish that 'sandy' rhymed with 'vodka'. Granted, but then the only language you can speak is Maori. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I wish that @Tesh would remember that he’s supposed to wish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: I wish that @Tesh would remember that he’s supposed to wish... (Oops). Granted, but I wish for harm to come to you. I wish for Apollyon to fall into a chasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Granted, but I’m a Skybreaker, so I slay a chasmfiend and lash myself up out of the Shattered Plains. I wish @Tesh would be eaten by one of the Unmade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Just now, Apollyon said: Granted, but I’m a Skybreaker, so I slay a chasmfiend and lash myself up out of the Shattered Plains. I wish @Tesh would be eaten by one of the Unmade. Great. Granted, but then I beckon an Unmade, and destroy you. I wish for Apollyon to stop wishing harm to come to me for forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Granted. But now you don't want any harm to come to him either. I wish for instant Internet access. (PARADOX TIME) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Granted, but now you no longer have a computer/phone/iPad/any device that can connect to the internet I wish for a curse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Granted, you now possess every disease on Earth and in Cosmere. I wish that I could wish to harm @Tesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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