Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ishar]

Granted, but you can’t find anything to power it.

since I am dead I don’t need to make wishes

[BitBitio he/him]

You must wish, @Ishar !

 

I wish Ishar was alive. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but now you are dead. A life for a life.

I wish that I didn’t have so much homework from missing school yesterday! 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. You become obsessed with procrastination. Instead of having a bunch of homework today, you have double tomorrow.

I wish there was not homework, only a small tablet you would swallow to make you smart.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted. And I don’t really want to give you a bane since your wish cancels out my bane, and because of that, I feel like being nice. So, your welcome!

I wish for royal Nalthis hair.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You now have the hair of Susebron.

I wish for The Royal Locks (note capitalization)

[Rebecca she/her]

Of course I would mess that up. 

Granted, you now have The Royal Locks, but you always have to wear a motorcycle helmet.

I wish I could read in the dark.

[TheHeadHancho]

Okay, but now you can’t read in light.

i wish you never existed.

Edited May 1, 2018 by TheHeadHancho

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but that means you would never have wished your wish, so paradox.

I wish paradoxes were fine.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

Granted, The universe is now broken an everything ins now a paradox

 I wish to be a Smedry 

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. Post book 4.

I wish to have the tripping talent.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Kidpen

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. Dunno if this needs a curse.

I wish to be able to recite any tongue twister at will.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but anything that used to be normal before is now impossible to say. For you, that is.

I wish the Misadventures thread made sense.

Just kidding. What I really wish is to not be ninja'd.

[Zath he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

I wish the Misadventures thread made sense.

Just kidding. What I really wish is to not be ninja'd.

The Nightwatcher was about to unravel the mysteries of the Misadventures thread to you, but then you changed your mind before she could do so.  A touch annoyed, she "grants" your new boon: from now on, whenever any ninjas are in your presence, a gigantic spotlight shines on them and a trumpet fanfare announces their presence to the world at large.  This inevitably embarrasses the stealthy assassins, and they slink away in shame.  No ninja can sneak up on you and "ninja" you anymore.  
Your bane is that the ninja labor union is constantly sending you angry letters, and you are banned from ever visiting Japan.  Also, people will still sometimes post before you while you're typing up a reply.  Sorry. 

I wish for a hoverboard that I can ride safely (and still have a lot of fun riding it).

Edited May 1, 2018 by Zath

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted.

I wish these images were smaller.

[Zath he/him]

37 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted.

Hooray!  It's a hoverboard!  <Zath enjoys riding around on it for weeks>

Zath: (speaking to random bystander) Isn't my hoverboard great?!
Random Bystander: Um.... that's not a hoverboard.  It has wheels.
Zath: WHAT?!   Almighty above, you're right! My life is a LIE!! <breaks down and sobs>

...ahem.  
 

39 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

I wish these images were smaller.

Granted, these images exist in a smaller size.  These smaller sizes may only be used if you are posting from Tonga. 

I wish for a magical taxi cab.  Just because.

 

[Ishar]

Granted, but you don’t have any of the necessary magical currency to pay for a ride.

I wish I had all of Hoid’s knowledge.

[The One Who Connects he/him]

1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

I wish these images were smaller.

This advice doesn't work if you're on mobile, but on my computer, I can resize images once they are in the textbox(not too different from Microsoft Word, actually)

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but you can never share any of this newfound knowledge.

I wish that I was eating a delicious, juicy steak right now. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You are in the matrix. And you know it.

I wish I was a Steelrunner.

[Ishar]

Granted, but you can’t find any steel.

 

I wish I could shape shift.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but only into a blobfish. 

I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of this song: 

 My apologies that it's so big. 

[Darkwalker]

13 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but only into a blobfish. 

I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of this song: 

 My apologies that it's so big. 

granted but none of them will ever watch RWBY

 

i wish Dobby were alive

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but he suffocates under his grave.

I wish for Dobby to never have died.

[AonEne he/him]

5 minutes ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said:

granted but none of them will ever watch RWBY

But whyyyyyyyyy? Also, does that means you watch RWBY? 

Granted. But every other character in the HP books dies. (Come at me, fans. I'm safe in my BS fandom.) 

I wish to see Cultivation.