Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Jonathon]

2 hours ago, I am Witless said:

Granted, but using everything except the pure alloys makes you gassy every time you burn a metal.

I wish that I could pay attention and finish my college application essays.

Granted, but you forget to send them all in

 

I wish I wasn't such a bad person

[OathKeeper]

5 hours ago, Jonathon said:

Granted, but you forget to send them all in

 

I wish I wasn't such a bad person

Granted, but you will now perceive the person you love most as despicable.

 

I wish Shallan would only get 5 maximum POV chapters per SA book.

[Invested nerd]

@OathKeeperGranted, however shallan's POV chapters will be 100 pages long

 

I wish to be an immortal worldhopper.

Edited November 11, 2017 by Invested nerd

[Zennix he/him]

11 minutes ago, Invested nerd said:

@OathKeeperGranted, however shallan's POV chapters will be 100 pages long

 

I wish to be an immortal worldhopper.

Granted. But, you are trapped on Taldain forever as a result of Autonomy locking it down. 

I wish to own a Radiant football team. 

[Invested nerd]

13 minutes ago, Zennix said:

I wish to own a Radiant football team. 

Granted but they are all paraplegic and blind (beyond what stormlight can heal)

i wish to have a pet with the power of the shards of Adonalsium who will conquer the cosmere with me Mwahaha

 

[Penumbra]

21 minutes ago, Invested nerd said:

Granted but they are all paraplegic and blind (beyond what stormlight can heal)

i wish to have a pet with the power of the shards of Adonalsium who will conquer the cosmere with me Mwahaha

 

Granted, however your pet is now an all powerful god, and you are reduced to their servant and pet. The tables have turned, human! 

I ask the Nightwatcher to grant me the ability to perfectly estimate the outcome of my choices. 

Edited November 11, 2017 by Penumbra
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[Invested nerd]

10 hours ago, Penumbra said:

I ask the Nightwatcher to grant me the ability to perfectly estimate the outcome of my choices. 

Granted, you can now perfectly estimate the outcome of your choices, however you must now flip a coin whenever you have to make a choice.

I call upon the nightwatcher to grant me the power of turning invisible at will.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

18 hours ago, Invested nerd said:

Granted, you can now perfectly estimate the outcome of your choices, however you must now flip a coin whenever you have to make a choice.

I call upon the nightwatcher to grant me the power of turning invisible at will.

People named "Will" cannot see you. I call upon the nightwatcher to grant me a hemalurgic beaver overlord.

[Invested nerd]

5 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

I call upon the nightwatcher to grant me a hemalurgic beaver overlord.

Granted but the beaver overlord turns into the beaver overlord ruler and Kelsier organizes a rebellion against it, needless to say vin kills his evil overlordness  (this sounds familiar).

I call upon the nightwatcher to place the earth inside the Cosmere (the earth also gets a shard and its own magic system). And please don't say the earth is destroyed I beg you.

Edited November 13, 2017 by Invested nerd
grammar

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

5 hours ago, Invested nerd said:

Granted but the beaver overlord turns into the beaver overlord ruler and Kelsier organizes a rebellion against it, needless to say vin kills his evil overlordness  (this sounds familiar).

I call upon the nightwatcher to place the earth inside the Cosmere (the earth also gets a shard and its own magic system). And please don't say the earth is destroyed I beg you.

Okay, okay. Granted on all counts. The earth is transported into the Roshar system.

And given the quad-shard of Odium, Ruin, Autonomy, and Ambition. While 25% ruin, this new shard is still far too sadistic to outright destroy the world, and instead creates a newer nad far more horrifying iteration of Braize from earth. Welcome to hell.

On the bright side, I guess some people now have magical powers. Unfortunately, said powers tend to have a corrupting influence. I guess that wouldn't be so different from Calamity. Oops. Reckoners is now cosmere. 

I wish for a sandwich.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said:

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, you get a Chouta and a severe anaphylactic reaction to soulcast meat.

I wish that pluto was still a planet (so sad).

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

13 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted, you get a Chouta and a severe anaphylactic reaction to soulcast meat.

I wish that pluto was still a planet (so sad).

Granted. The mass of pluto increases drastically so that it is now classified as a planet. This change in gravitational pull alters earth’s orbit to a more erratic path, causing earth to freeze over.

I wish for the wisdom to wish well.

[Nienneh]

On 13.11.2017 at 9:45 PM, Drake Marshall said:

Granted. The mass of pluto increases drastically so that it is now classified as a planet. This change in gravitational pull alters earth’s orbit to a more erratic path, causing earth to freeze over.

I wish for the wisdom to wish well.

Granted! You now have the wisdom to wish well and live the rest of your life tortured by the knowledge that you wasted your wish because you are now aware of all the better wishes you could have made. 

I wish to not be cursed by the Nightwatcher. 

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Well, at least I can tell other people what to wish for.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

On 11/19/2017 at 4:44 AM, Nienneh said:

Granted! You now have the wisdom to wish well and live the rest of your life tortured by the knowledge that you wasted your wish because you are now aware of all the better wishes you could have made. 

I wish to not be cursed by the Nightwatcher. 

The nightwatcher attempts to swear at you, but cannot, then gives you your gift and bane. (The Nightwatcher cannot curse you, and you have to stand on your head whenever someone breathes.)

I wish for a lizard.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

6 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

The nightwatcher attempts to swear at you, but cannot, then gives you your gift and bane. (The Nightwatcher cannot curse you, and you have to stand on your head whenever someone breathes.)

I wish for a lizard.

Granted! Now look out your 15th story high rise apartment window and wave at Godzilla, hope you have a lot of double decker buses filled with tourists to feed him, he looks hungry.

I wish that I had a magical loaf of Tillamook Medium cheddar cheese, that would always taste as delicious as when you first open it, never spoil, that could be cut and enjoyed by my family and friends and that would always return back to its original size after you have cut a slice from it. Come on Nightwatcher, that's a great wish!

Edited November 20, 2017 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
forgot to quote the previous one, doh.

[Allomancy she/her]

Granted! But now the only thing you CAN eat is that cheese, causing you to lack major nutrients.

I wish that I could have a perfectly heathy normal sized cat that was perfect in any way (including the fact that nobody is allergic to it, but it isn't a hairless cat), and it isn't missing any organs, tissue, limbs, sensory input, or anything, and has no extra parts whatsoever. PLS.

Edited November 22, 2017 by Allomancy

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

Granted, but it gets carried away by the biggest eagle anyone has ever heard of.

I wish for world peace. (Don’t know if that’s been done yet)

[Guck]

9 hours ago, Elsecaller3414 said:

Granted, but it gets carried away by the biggest eagle anyone has ever heard of.

I wish for world peace. (Don’t know if that’s been done yet)

Granted, there is now peace on Mars. However, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, after hearing of this, decided to launch a full-scale nuclear war, throwing the Earth into WW3.

I wish for all the damage caused by humans over the course of history, including all the banes they brought upon themselves (unless they only affect themselves, and not the rest of society or nature) for asking the Nightwatcher's for boons to be reversed and the natural order of things to be restored.

[Allomancy she/her]

Granted! Now all of the banes that were restored are mini scaled onto you, plus everyone else’s bane.

I wish I was a few inches taller and that nothing bad happened to me or anyone else because of it.

Edited November 22, 2017 by Allomancy

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, Allomancy said:

Granted! Now all of the banes that were restored are mini scaled onto you, plus everyone else’s bane.

I wish I was a few inches taller and that nothing bad happened to me or anyone else because of it.

Granted you are now a few inches taller than the burj in Dubai making you the tallest person in the history of the world.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a limitless supply of ice cream which I can eat and enjoy with every dinner meal.

Edited November 22, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted you are now a few inches taller than the burj in Dubai making you the tallest person in the history of the world.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a limitless supply of ice cream which I can eat and enjoy with every dinner meal.

You have an infinite supply of ice cream, which makes a black hole in you freezer. The entire world is engulfed in it, but you do get to enjoy all that ice cream while you're being crushed to death inside a collapsed star!

 I wish to learn the arts of everything from Hoid.

[Erklitt]

22 hours ago, Krypton Savant said:

You have an infinite supply of ice cream, which makes a black hole in you freezer. The entire world is engulfed in it, but you do get to enjoy all that ice cream while you're being crushed to death inside a collapsed star!

 I wish to learn the arts of everything from Hoid.

Granted. You can now do everything he does. Unfortunately, you don't share his life experience, so you screw up in using your powers. And I mean: Totally. Screw. Up.

The crater left by your fumbling efforts to use your new-found powers would have been named for you, if anyone had known your name.

I wish to be more kindly disposed towards my fellow humans, not enjoying their failures so much.

 

[Allomancy she/her]

Granted! Instead of this, everyone stands as far from you as possible, and enjoys your faliures.

 

I wish that I could dance really well,  but not be cursed to dance all the time. (So only when I want to dance)

Edited November 23, 2017 by Allomancy

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 hours ago, Allomancy said:

Granted! Instead of this, everyone stands as far from you as possible, and enjoys your faliures.

 

I wish that I could dance really well,  but not be cursed to dance all the time. (So only when I want to dance)

Granted. You are now able to dance really well, but you cannot do anything else well.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to possess the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, and the magic Merlin.

Edited November 24, 2017 by Nathrangking