Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Shqueeves]

Just now, Nathrangking said:

 

Granted you become a Kandra, but you are locked in an escape proof cell. 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the king of Roshar.

Granted. You are a madman claiming to be king. You will eventually be executed. Your bane is until you are, you are in a state of excruciating pain. 

I wish for a friend

[Nathrangking he/him]

23 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

Granted. You are a madman claiming to be king. You will eventually be executed. Your bane is until you are, you are in a state of excruciating pain. 

I wish for a friend

Granted you receive an imaginary friend who only you can see or hear which drives you insane.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon.I wish that no one will ever have a bad thing to say about me.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Steeldancer he/him]

Just now, Nathrangking said:

Granted you receive an imaginary friend who only you can seen or hear which drives you insane.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon.I wish that no one will ever have a bad thing to say about me.

Granted. Your curse is that no one has anything good to say either. 

I wish for an infinite supply of cheezits

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Granted. You are deaf, so you cannot hear them say bad things.

Granted, one cheezit every year for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a fish on my fish wish dish.

NINJA'D

Edited August 9, 2017 by Roadwalker

[Shqueeves]

Just now, Flash said:

Granted. Your curse is that no one has anything good to say either. 

I wish for an infinite supply of cheezits

Granted. You are cursed with lactose-intolerance.

 

1 minute ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. You are deaf, so you cannot hear them say bad things.

I wish for a fish on my fish wish dish.

Granted. Your bane is that your left arm is constantly attempting to kill you. 

I wish for chouta

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Granted. Enjoy your microscopic chouta.

I wish for sleep.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

5 minutes ago, Flash said:

Granted. Your curse is that no one has anything good to say either. 

I wish for an infinite supply of cheezits

 

4 minutes ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. You are deaf, so you cannot hear them say bad things.

I wish for a fish on my fish wish dish.

 

Two requests? Very well then...

 

To the first request, your wish is granted. I hope you like them, because you are now violently allergic to every other food.

 

To the second request, your wish is granted. The fish in question is decided to be a live, blood-crazed thresher shark.

 

I wish to know what you get when you multiply six by nine.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Drake Marshall

[Nathrangking he/him]

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to possess all of the lost treasures of the Earth.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

24 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to possess all of the lost treasures of the Earth.

A clean slate? I can get behind that.

 

Granted. You are now legally in possession of all said treasures. However, they are still lost, so good luck finding them.

As your bane, you're left eye twitches uncontrollably when exposed to light.

 

I wish for a mushroom risotto.

[Nathrangking he/him]

12 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said:

A clean slate? I can get behind that.

 

Granted. You are now legally in possession of all said treasures. However, they are still lost, so good luck finding them.

As your bane, you're left eye twitches uncontrollably when exposed to light.

 

I wish for a mushroom risotto.

Granted, but you catch a massive cold which makes you incapable of enjoying the taste.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to speak every language in the history of the world.

[Podman]

On 8/9/2017 at 5:39 PM, Nathrangking said:

Granted, but you catch a massive cold which makes you incapable of enjoying the taste.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to speak every language in the history of the world.

Granted. You can speak every language in the history of the world. Your bane is that you get transformed into a parrot and teleported to Alethkar, and live the rest of your life in fear of being encaged in menageries.

[Podman]

Oh, oops! I wish to live in Roshar and have a highly intelligent parrot that can speak every language in the history of the world! 

[Nathrangking he/him]

11 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Oh, oops! I wish to live in Roshar and have a highly intelligent parrot that can speak every language in the history of the world! 

Granted, but you and your bird become pariah's from society. You are chased into hiding and become called servants of the voidbringers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have the ability to reconcile any conflict.

[Stormsurfer]

On ‎8‎/‎13‎/‎2017 at 9:17 PM, Nathrangking said:

Granted, but you and your bird become pariah's from society. You are chased into hiding and become called servants of the voidbringers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have the ability to reconcile any conflict.

Granted but you won't be able to reconcile any of your own conflict

My wish would be to have super intelligence 

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, Stormsurfer said:

Granted but you won't be able to reconcile any of your own conflict

My wish would be to have super intelligence 

Granted you are transformed into a cray supercomputer

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to never know poverty.

[BrendenShouse he/him]

I wish to be Immortal, to outlive the universe itself.

[Podman]

Ooh, two wishes to destroy, *ahem*, grant!

First, @Nathrangking. Granted. You will never know poverty. You live the rest of your life an incredibly rich man who wants for nothing except a longer lifespan. Enjoy the next two hours as if they were your last! (They are)

Second, @BrendenShouse. Oookaay. You outlive the universe itself. And keep living. And living. Honestly, I don't know why you would want that. Anywho, your bane is that your mouth always tastes revolting. And not like you always have stinky socks in your mouth. A microbe attaches itself to your tongue, created specifically for this purpose by me, the Nightwatcher. It changes the taste to something equally revolting every 10 minutes or so, so you never get used to the taste. It also has a rudimentary intelligence that allows it to learn what tastes you hate most and do those more. Enjoy eternity!

I wish to always be able to think of good usernames/nicknames. I suck at that.

[BrendenShouse he/him]

2 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Second, @BrendenShouse. Oookaay. You outlive the universe itself. And keep living. And living. Honestly, I don't know why you would want that. Anywho, your bane is that your mouth always tastes revolting. And not like you always have stinky socks in your mouth. A microbe attaches itself to your tongue, created specifically for this purpose by me, the Nightwatcher. It changes the taste to something equally revolting every 10 minutes or so, so you never get used to the taste. It also has a rudimentary intelligence that allows it to learn what tastes you hate most and do those more. Enjoy eternity!

I wish to always be able to think of good usernames/nicknames. I suck at that.

My idea with outliving the universe is that there will be another one eventually yeah it would be super lonely but surely anything would be better than ceasing to exist

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Ooh, two wishes to destroy, *ahem*, grant!

First, @Nathrangking. Granted. You will never know poverty. You live the rest of your life an incredibly rich man who wants for nothing except a longer lifespan. Enjoy the next two hours as if they were your last! (They are)

Second, @BrendenShouse. Oookaay. You outlive the universe itself. And keep living. And living. Honestly, I don't know why you would want that. Anywho, your bane is that your mouth always tastes revolting. And not like you always have stinky socks in your mouth. A microbe attaches itself to your tongue, created specifically for this purpose by me, the Nightwatcher. It changes the taste to something equally revolting every 10 minutes or so, so you never get used to the taste. It also has a rudimentary intelligence that allows it to learn what tastes you hate most and do those more. Enjoy eternity!

I wish to always be able to think of good usernames/nicknames. I suck at that.

@podman36 granted. You will be able to think of good usernames, but everytime you try to write them down or articulate them you will forget what they are.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be able to get my way.

[Podman]

Granted! Just to be clear: this is a fun simulation of the Nightwatcher, right? So she would hear you ask for this instead of seeing it written down. So... you never find you self in a situation where you don't have your whey. Very healthy. 

I wish to never smell bad. In both forms. As in, I wish to never smell anything bad, and my body odor is never unpleasant.

[Erandeni he/him]

52 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Granted! Just to be clear: this is a fun simulation of the Nightwatcher, right? So she would hear you ask for this instead of seeing it written down. So... you never find you self in a situation where you don't have your whey. Very healthy. 

I wish to never smell bad. In both forms. As in, I wish to never smell anything bad, and my body odor is never unpleasant.

Granted, you lose your sense of smell and your ability of sweating.(Good luck regulating your body temperature)

I wish to always found clean socks.

[Nathrangking he/him]

 

Granted, you will always find clean socks, but they will be torn beyond repair.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be happy for the rest of my life.

Edited August 17, 2017 by Nathrangking

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. You experience a short moment of utter bliss, followed by a quick and painless death. You asked for the rest of your life, and killing you was the only way to make that wish easy to grant, I'm afraid. The nightwatcher prefers to be economical in how she applies her magics.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

Edited August 17, 2017 by Drake Marshall

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said:

Granted. You experience a short moment of utter bliss, followed by a quick and painless death. You asked for the rest of your life, and killing you was the only way to make that wish easy to grant, I'm afraid. The nightwatcher prefers to be economical in how she applies her magics.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

Granted, you get a fish on a dish but it is so small that it cannot be seen with the naked eye.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be healthy.

[Shadowmancer he/him]

6 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, you get a fish on a dish but it is so small that it cannot be seen with the naked eye.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be healthy.

Granted. You are a very healthy to the point of psychosis if you see any germs. You know instinctively what germs are, where they are, how many of them there are, what they will do to you if you are infected, etc. It is up to you to use this information. Good luck kissing anyone ever again {cackles evilly}.

I wish to be able to wake up well rested every morning.