Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Jonathon]

4 minutes ago, Krandacth said:

Granted. You suffer

I wish half of my commuter trains aren't being cancelled in August.

Granted. Now all of them are cancelled instead  

I wish to uncover a conspiracy on the seventeenth shard

[Shqueeves]

Granted. You uncover the conspiracy and the conspirators casually brainwash you. Your bane is that you're constantly plagued with diarrhea.

I wish for the ability to always be in mental contact with the Internet

[Farnsworth]

Granted. Now all you are ever thinking of it cat videos.

I wish for every single Cosmere book, past and future, in its leatherbound edition to appear in my house right now.

 

[Erandeni he/him]

28 minutes ago, Figberts said:

I wish for every single Cosmere book, past and future, in its leatherbound edition to appear in my house right now.

Granted, but now you are blind and deaf so you would never enjoy them.

I wish to have infinite free time.

[Important_wavy_thing she/her]

8 hours ago, Idealistic Mistborn said:

Granted, but now you are blind and deaf so you would never enjoy them.

I wish to have infinite free time.

Granted, you are cursed with insatiable boredom.

I wish for infinite money

[Fatling he/him]

32 minutes ago, Important_wavy_thing said:

Granted, you are cursed with insatiable boredom.

I wish for infinite money

Granted, but of course naturally this deflates the entire economy and all your money becomes worthless. And that's not your bane, that's just the natural consequence of gaining your boon. Your bane is that you become so unpleasant that you can't find anyone who is willing to sell anything to you.

Another money related wish, I wish I always had exact change for whatever I needed to pay for (and enough for tax too).

edit: spelling

Edited July 22, 2017 by Fatling

[Important_wavy_thing she/her]

1 hour ago, Fatling said:

Granted, but of course naturally this deflates the entire economy and all your money becomes worthless. And that's not your bane, that's just the natural consequence of gaining your boon. Your bane is that you become so unpleasant that you can't find anyone who is willing to sell anything to you.

Another money related wish, I wish I always had exact change for whatever I needed to pay for (and enough for tax too).

edit: spelling

Granted, all money you own, your wallet, and any cards to do with money are constantly uncomfortably sticky for the rest of your life.

I wish to be a mistborn on Scadrial.

[Reaperess she/her]

On 7/22/2017 at 1:39 AM, Important_wavy_thing said:

Granted, all money you own, your wallet, and any cards to do with money are constantly uncomfortably sticky for the rest of your life.

I wish to be a mistborn on Scadrial.

Granted, but you will burn through metals twice as fast as other Mistborn.

I wish to be a Surgebinder on Roshar.

[Important_wavy_thing she/her]

20 hours ago, Reaperess said:

Granted, but you will burn through metals twice as fast as other Mistborn.

I wish to be a Surgebinder on Roshar.

Granted, you burn through your memories instead of using stormlight, meaning theoretically you could literally just live in the moment, but bye bye memory if you want to be a radiant.

Sticking to the theme, I wish for 10,000 investiture breaths (not normal breaths, be original.)

[Cephandrius]

The Nightwatcher grants your boon, and brings you to the Tenth Heightening immediately.  Your bane is that you lose a few every time you sneeze.  

I beseech the nightwatcher to grant my boon: Give me a copy of these three books: The Lost Metal, The Winds of Winter, and Doors of Stone.  (I canhold out for Oathbringer since it has a few more months to go.)

[Landis963 he/him]

46 minutes ago, Cephandrius said:

The Nightwatcher grants your boon, and brings you to the Tenth Heightening immediately.  Your bane is that you lose a few every time you sneeze.  

I beseech the nightwatcher to grant my boon: Give me a copy of these three books: The Lost Metal, The Winds of Winter, and Doors of Stone.  (I canhold out for Oathbringer since it has a few more months to go.)

Granted.  However, from hence forward, whenever you read a book, you immediately forget the contents of that book.  

I wish I had the power to persuade people to do anything.  

Edited July 28, 2017 by Landis963

[Cealque]

On 7/28/2017 at 9:36 AM, Landis963 said:

Granted.  However, from hence forward, whenever you read a book, you immediately forget the contents of that book.  

I wish I had the power to persuade people to do anything.  

Granted. But you can never hear another word the person you persuaded says or writes as long as you live.

I wish for earth to be part of the cosmere.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Granted, but the sheer desire to dominate leads the earth to ultimately enslave  the other planets.

I wish for the ability to create the most beautiful works of art in the history of the universe.

Edited July 30, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Erandeni he/him]

10 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

I wish for the ability to create the most beautiful works of art in the history of the universe.

Granted, but nobody will appreciate your art until your death.

I wish to be able to learn faster.

[Cephandrius]

Granted, but you forget everything you learn when you wake up every morning.  

I ask the boon of truth: I wish to know who the nightwatcher really is, and all the other secrets of the universe.

[qwertyuiop he/him]

2 hours ago, Cephandrius said:

I ask the boon of truth: I wish to know who the nightwatcher really is, and all the other secrets of the universe.

Granted. You now simultaneously see into all three realms, allowing you to know the true nature and history/future/connections of everything you see. Unfortunately the Nightwatcher decides this would make you a really useful servant, and now you're compelled to act as her agent for the rest of time (on the bright side, you're also immortal now).

I wish for a truly happy, satisfying life. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 hours ago, qwertyuiop said:

I wish for a truly happy, satisfying life. 

Granted you are now the servant of every person in the world. Your job is to satisfy all of their whims which makes them happy.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my will to become synonymous with the state of reality.

[Podman]

On 7/30/2017 at 2:31 PM, Nathrangking said:

Granted you are now the servant of every person in the world. Your job is to satisfy all of their whims which makes them happy.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my will to become synonymous with the state of reality.

Granted. In the next edition of Webster's thesaurus, "my will" is listed as a synonym under "the state of reality". 

You live the rest of your life in fear of cannibalistic squirrel-penguins. "Why?", you ask, seeing as they are cannibalistic? You've been turned into an incredibly obese squirrel-penguin.

I wish for:

3 medium sized oranges

2 bags of green grapes

4 cups of Yoplait key lime pie flavored yogurt

1 in season watermelon

2 cans of soup

8 oz of carrots

1 gallon of orange juice

3 cans of soda

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

I wish for:

3 medium sized oranges

2 bags of green grapes

4 cups of Yoplait key lime pie flavored yogurt

1 in season watermelon

2 cans of soup

8 oz of carrots

1 gallon of orange juice

3 cans of soda

Granted these items appear every day for the rest of your life and you are forced to consume them all by an uncontrollable urge.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that I would be the luckiest person in all of existence.

Edited August 7, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Podman]

2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted these items appear every day for the rest of your life and you are forced to consume them all by an uncontrollable urge.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that I would be the luckiest person in all of existence.

Okay. Everyone else dies, and you are left completely alone, and incredibly unlucky. Incredibly unlucky.

I wish that all the fruit I eat is perfectly ripe.

[Shqueeves]

Granted. You get a severe allergy to fruit. 

I wish for it

[Steeldancer he/him]

Just now, Shqueeves said:

Granted. You get a severe allergy to fruit. 

I wish for it

Granted. You get it. you are cursed with that. 

I wish to never get sick again. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 minutes ago, Flash said:

I wish to never get sick again. 

Granted you become a zombie who is not susceptible to any disease.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme master over all of creation.

[Aether he/him]

26 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme master over all of creation.

Cool. You are now the supreme figure-head of all of creation. You know all of the inner workings, but you can only really attend official functions and without any real power.

I wish for Omniscience.

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 minutes ago, Aether said:

Cool. You are now the supreme figure-head of all of creation. You know all of the inner workings, but you can only really attend official functions and without any real power.

I wish for Omniscience.

Granted. Congratulations. You now have knowledge of everything that is was and ever will be, however you are locked away in a door less and window less cell which prevents you from acting on your newfound knowledge. 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to know the meaning of life.