Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Modal Seoul he/him]

Granted. But rabid platypuses attack you.

I wish Kaladin would kick the bucket.

[StormyQueen she/her]

11 minutes ago, Captains Domon said:

Granted. But rabid platypuses attack you.

I wish Kaladin would kick the bucket.

Granted. Kaladin literally kicks a bucket, however, this bucket hits you on the head, so now you can always hear a constant, loud ringing noise in your ear.

I wish for a massive library filled with lots of interesting books.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

On 3/10/2017 at 9:18 AM, Gizmosowner said:

Granted- Hoid has taught you how to do laundry medieval style

Now I'm real curious - how do you do laundry medieval style? And how in the world does Hoid know how to do something like that?

9 hours ago, StormyQueen said:

I wish for a massive library filled with lots of interesting books.

The Nightwatcher can do you one better! She gives you a library of never-ending books whose genre randomly shifts day by day and this world of books is in a pocket dimension that can be entered by shoving yourself face first into a pair of jeans that you own - think Narnia style but with clothing.

However, you must now take care to never lose this pair of jeans - you must never wash it, never wear it (unless you want your legs sticking out somewhere else), and most of all - you must always ALWAYS keep track of it unless you want it to accidentally end up in the laundry or at goodwill.

Oh and your bane is that everytime someone asks you what time it is, the only thing that comes out of your mouth are the following words:

 

I am just another Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock looking for her Crap Bag.

(Kudos if you get the reference )

Oh, and I wish for...

...a better world! (And no I don't mean the afterlife~)

Edited March 13, 2017 by Mr. Staccato

[Podman]

On 3/13/2017 at 6:18 AM, Mr. Staccato said:

Now I'm real curious - how do you do laundry medieval style? And how in the world does Hoid know how to do something like that?

The Nightwatcher can do you one better! She gives you a library of never-ending books whose genre randomly shifts day by day and this world of books is in a pocket dimension that can be entered by shoving yourself face first into a pair of jeans that you own - think Narnia style but with clothing.

However, you must now take care to never lose this pair of jeans - you must never wash it, never wear it (unless you want your legs sticking out somewhere else), and most of all - you must always ALWAYS keep track of it unless you want it to accidentally end up in the laundry or at goodwill.

Oh and your bane is that everytime someone asks you what time it is, the only thing that comes out of your mouth are the following words:

 

I am just another Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock looking for her Crap Bag.

(Kudos if you get the reference )

Oh, and I wish for...

...a better world! (And no I don't mean the afterlife~)

Deal! You find yourself transported to a distant planet, where food is in limitless supply and everybody is happy! The inhabitants treat you with incredible kindness and respect. Or, they treat your body that way. Instead of oxygen, the atmosphere is comprised mostly of hydrogen, and you die almost instantly. Your bane is that your body was comprised up of components totally different to what is usually on this planet. So, as your body decomposes, all the levels of atmosphere, etc., are shifted slightly, and the near perfect world is turned into a wasted space rock, all the inhabitants dead. You have to live *ahem* die with this on your conscience. 

I wish to be in possession of all the Shards without the personality change. Also, I wish to have the ability to control all pigeons at will, on the condition that they can control me - and my Shards - at will. 

[Farnsworth]

You and the pigeons have muttul control over each other. Your curse is that they all die. I wish to Surgebind.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Wish granted. You do realize there's no Stormlight or other investiture on Earth, right?... I mean, you might be able to swallow pure metal but that's debatable.

Any incandescent lightbulb that is within a 4ft wide circle with you in the center turns off and never works again.

I wish for a nice pair of bluetooth headphones.

[Gizmosowner he/him]

1 minute ago, Brightness Enna said:

Wish granted. You do realize there's no Stormlight or other investiture on Earth, right?... I mean, you might be able to swallow pure metal but that's debatable.

Any incandescent lightbulb that is within a 4ft wide circle with you in the center turns off and never works again.

I wish for a nice pair of bluetooth headphones.

Wish granted but you can only wear them from the time of 11:00 am to 11:05 am

i wish for the ability to be a natural mist born on the level of 5 lord rulers combined without any drawbacks.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Granted. You are a mistborn that has power equivalent to five dignitary meter sticks. You also cannot draw backs.

Your bane is that you are allergic to bread and everything that rhymes with bread.

I wish that bassoons also functioned as bazookas.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

3 hours ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said:

Granted. You are a mistborn that has power equivalent to five dignitary meter sticks. You also cannot draw backs.

Your bane is that you are allergic to bread and everything that rhymes with bread.

I wish that bassoons also functioned as bazookas.

Okay... granted. Many middle schoolers thank you for the ability to burn down their schools.

You now have to deal with farm animals constantly stealing your bassoons and other weapons/instruments. The pigs talk.

I wish for the power to make people around me burst into choreographed song and dance, much like a live musical.

[Datan Nomlibash]

Granted, you are now deaf.

I want to have a good nights sleep.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Granted. Everything is night.

I wish for powers of deduction like Sherlock Holmes'.

[Farnsworth]

Granted. You deduce the fact that the government is actually spying on us, and must spend the rest of your days with a tinfoil hat.

I wish for a puppy.

[Erandeni he/him]

19 minutes ago, Figberts said:

Granted. You deduce the fact that the government is actually spying on us, and must spend the rest of your days with a tinfoil hat.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but your puppy shoots laser from his eyes and clone himself.
I wish be taller.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. You are taller.

Now every time you pass under a tree, 30% of its leaves or needles fall off.

I wish that I could stay home and read instead of doing things

[Farnsworth]

Granted! But Sanderson gets that wish too and doesn't write anymore.

i wish for Oathbringer to come out now.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

It does, but all of your worst fears for the book come true.

I wish that my delusions of grandeur come to pass.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

Granted. Your delusions of grandeur have come to pass, and afterwards they have also subsequently passed away.

You can no longer consume PBJ sandwiches or any other one of its variants.

I wish for a voodoo doll.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

On 9/24/2014 at 9:04 AM, Ashiok said:

sure, but you can't breathe air.

 

No School, but same knowledge and recomendations as somebody who has school

Granted, but you gained the knowledge and recommendations by vastly illegal means and are now on the run from the police.

 

I wish to become a fully published author.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

1 hour ago, Mr. Staccato said:

Granted. Your delusions of grandeur have come to pass, and afterwards they have also subsequently passed away.

You can no longer consume PBJ sandwiches or any other one of its variants.

I wish for a voodoo doll.

Granted, but the doll is eternally in the possession of your mother, leaving her to do with you as she wills forever.

 

I wish for my school's musical production to not be an epic flop.

[IntentAwesome]

2 hours ago, Firerust the Terris Gyorn said:

Granted, but you gained the knowledge and recommendations by vastly illegal means and are now on the run from the police.

 

I wish to become a fully published author.

Granted, but you have published your book in a society that is not literate. 

I wish to know everything. 

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

AAAAAAHH there's two wish exchanges going on.

 

The nightwatcher becomes irritated by these interruptions, and grants everyone's wishes in an insulting way.

12 hours ago, Firerust the Terris Gyorn said:

Granted, but the doll is eternally in the possession of your mother, leaving her to do with you as she wills forever.

I wish for my school's musical production to not be an epic flop.

Granted. It's a stunning success... But it is a stunning success because you can't participate in it.

10 hours ago, IntentAwesome said:

Granted, but you have published your book in a society that is not literate. 

I wish to know everything. 

Granted. You know everything... About yourself. You are made painfully and candidly aware of your many flaws.

 

I wish for a boon.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

You have magically become an expert in making palindromes.

Also, the Nightwatcher applauds you for your responsible use of her powers in settling the wish dispute - and also the savage burns you have inflicted to your fellow sharders in the process.

So she takes it easy on you. Your bane is that you now think that the latest Fantastic Four movie was awesome - and your friends are undoubtedly judging you for your poor taste in movies

I wish for a statue of myself to magically appear somewhere in New Zealand.

[Gizmosowner he/him]

36 minutes ago, Mr. Staccato said:

You have magically become an expert in making palindromes.

Also, the Nightwatcher applauds you for your responsible use of her powers in settling the wish dispute - and also the savage burns you have inflicted to your fellow sharders in the process.

So she takes it easy on you. Your bane is that you now think that the latest Fantastic Four movie was awesome - and your friends are undoubtedly judging you for your poor taste in movies

I wish for a statue of myself to magically appear somewhere in New Zealand.

Granted, The statue is 1 millimeter tall and appeared in someone's toilet as they were dumping some chull dung in it.

i wish for all the knowledge in the world and the ability to act upon it flawlessly 

[Zennix he/him]

4 hours ago, Gizmosowner said:

Granted, The statue is 1 millimeter tall and appeared in someone's toilet as they were dumping some chull dung in it.

i wish for all the knowledge in the world and the ability to act upon it flawlessly 

Granted. You lose every part of your body with the exception of your brain which is forever trapped in a high school biology lab. 

I wish for an honorspren. 

[Gizmosowner he/him]

1 hour ago, Zennix said:

Granted. You lose every part of your body with the exception of your brain which is forever trapped in a high school biology lab. 

I wish for an honorspren. 

Granted however you have highly incompatable personalities that make speaking with each other hell.

i wish for my body back in perfect condition