Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Clockwork he/him]

Granted, but the meadows are swarmed with mosquitoes that carry malaria and yellow fever, and the ocean is infested with sharks.

 

I wish for a couple of upvotes.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted.  Glinda the Good Witch, sparkling and glittering, rides in on a rainbow and says "Silly Drake, the power has been within you all along!"   She then disappears, and you never learn what she meant.  For your bane, you become convinced that you are a cocker spaniel that only thinks it is human.

 

I wish to bask eternally in sunny meadows by the shore of a wave-strewn sea.

 

...lol

I was quoting Taravangian's wish.

Also fun fact the wizard of oz is actually a monetary allegory

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted, but the meadows are swarmed with mosquitoes that carry malaria and yellow fever, and the ocean is infested with sharks.

 

I wish for a couple of upvotes.

 

Hm... actually, that may not be granted. Sharders can be fickle. Your bane is that your boon might never happen. Then again, it might, so hey.

 

I wish to always know which Dasani water bottle is mine.

[Cephandrius]

Granted, but whenever you try to drink from it, the water turns to truth berry stalk smoke.  

 

I wish to read Hoid's mind. 

[Vander]

Sure. You go completely and totally insane from the instant gain of millenia worth of knowledge. Bad idea, that.

 

I wish to devour the unborn.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, every morning when you wake up your mouth is filled with caviar.

 

 

I wish for a hole that goes to China.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Granted, From now on your Kobold subjects may call you their king..but in their hearts they shall always wish for one of their own to be king.

You shall never be one of them.

 

I wish.... *squeaky voice* Fwor a Pwee Ess twoo dwat hwas everwy swingle gwame in histowy 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted but you can now only type, write, and speak in that squeaky voice. You cannot get a job and starve, eventually dying from computer screen overdose.

I wish for my own room in my house.

[Sunbird she/her]

Granted, but you must stay in that room all day until your housemates are all asleep, and you get awfully lonely.

 

I wish for a dozen donuts.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Granted. Every Time you eat something you FEEL hungrier. Not physically btw (So u get ur nutrition and everything but just feel hungry)

Granted but you can now only type, write, and speak in that squeaky voice. You cannot get a job and starve, eventually dying from computer screen overdose.

I wish for my own room in my house.

What's the second part?

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted. Every Time you eat something you FEEL hungrier. Not physically btw (So u get ur nutrition and everything but just feel hungry)

What's the second part?

 

Granted, but you don't know the first part.

 

I wish for every single curse that the Nightwatcher has ever bestowed upon a 17th Shard user.

[DreamEternal]

Your boon is also your curse (plus now you have to watch all his public appearances, including the one where he eats a California reaper/bitter gourd salad to get more media hits).

I wish for a portal to Roshar.

Accidental downvote.

[Vander]

^Fixed.

 

Granted, but you don't know the first part.

 

I wish for every single curse that the Nightwatcher has ever bestowed upon a 17th Shard user.

Sure. Have fun with your curses. Also, my bane is that said curses are greatly amplified in the worst way possible (for you, that it.) You MEANT for that to happen, right?

 

I wish for a close encounter of the seventh kind.

[Observer]

Wish granted.

 

You've selected a plant and fungus based alien species. Their mere presence kills everything for miles, slowly and horrifically.

That was just a natural consequence though. Your actual Bane is Tin-Savant-Flaring-Tin levels of sensitivity while all of that is happening. What do you mean they aren't allowed to synergize?

[Vander]

Since you didn't wish anything, your bane is everything given since the last person to do this. There, the bane you gave me is in there too.

 

I wish for some chouta. Some vegetarian chouta, that is.

Edited February 29, 2016 by Car'a'carn

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Granted your bane is that you will have to google anything u read or say, even if you know it

 

I wish for a star named after me

[Pathfinder]

Granted your bane is that you will have to google anything u read or say, even if you know it

 

I wish for a star named after me

Granted, there is a celebrity with the same first name as you.

 

I wish for a mistborn, and stormlight video games where you could play as a full mistborn in the mistborn game, and any of the radiant orders in the stormlight game

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. No Bane since this is the most deserving of Wishes

 

I wish for the ability to control the flow of time.

[Observer]

Granted. No Bane since this is the most deserving of Wishes

 

I wish for the ability to control the flow of time.

 

Granted. Enjoy your borderline omnipotence over this timeline, and the fact that you will reflexively prevent your death in all scenarios.

 

Your bane is that your mind will never adjust to your nigh-infinite lifespan, so you're probably gonna get bored after the first thousand or so years.

 

I wish for total control over probability.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Granted, but you now have the urge to sneeze every five seconds.

I wish for Pathfinder to share those SA and Mistborn games with me

[Observer]

Wish granted. Can't promise that Pathfinder will share them with you any time soon, nor can I promise that they'll still be in working condition, but all the same go right ahead.

 

But you now see the world mirrored, so you'll have to learn to do everything backwards.

It's like that really annoying Pokemon level in SSBB but now it's your entire life.

 

Thinking of mine....

I wish for the ability to control my age at will. Like Atium Feruchemy, but without the limits.

Edited February 29, 2016 by Observer

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted... but every time your age changes your eyesight deteriorates. After you're blind, your fingers start to fall off.

 

I wish for a magic flying carpet.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Granted, but you forget how to speak.

I wish for a teleporter

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted. You stop having a reflection in the mirror and don't appear on photographs and videos.

 

I wish to become excellent at public speaking.

[Observer]

You are now an amazing public speaker and this is totally unaffected by your Bane

 

The Bane is that you're deaf now.

 

I wish for the complete collection of Cosmere books, past, present, and future.