Sunbird Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted. You know everything, but there's so much information that it overloads your brain and drives you utterly insane. I wish I could control the weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted. You know everything, but there's so much information that it overloads your brain and drives you utterly insane. I wish I could control the weather. You become an epic called Daystorm. You are subsequently killed by a reckoner. I wish I had a cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerPuppy Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted, But it's Chuck E. Cheese. I wish I could forget every embarrassing moment I ever had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted, But it's Chuck E. Cheese. I wish I could forget every embarrassing moment I ever had. Granted, now everyone else will remember them for you. I wish I was a Mistborn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straw Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted. You live on a planet made of aluminum. I wish to have someone troll the person who gives me a bane. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted. Anna Kendrick will throughly troll me. Ironically, my wish was your bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Granted I guess? Anyway, for your bane you lose the ability to recognize if you have been trolled. I wish for an tin foil hat so I can be immune to emotional allomancy as well as alien mind control!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Cabbage. Cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage, cabbage cabbage cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted! You can no longer write the name of any vegetable or fruit in this thread. I wish for a small polite mistwraith that won't attack or digest me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. It will have perfect manners towards you, but will attack everyone who ever approaches you I wish the price of gas to remain this low for everyone forever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Everybody buys gas, but then some body lights the gas and everyone dies. I wish I was a stick. The WayneStick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You soon become fire... I wish for more hours in a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You soon become fire... I wish for more hours in a day. The day is now 30 hours long. With 15 hour work days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straw Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. All of your cabbage is rotten. I wish to have a pan of brownies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senick67 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted but they are burnt I wish to be the Luckiest man on the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straw Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. Your world is Venus. I wish to have a pug. note: did you know that pugnacious is a word! Alert Twi at once! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You now become pug-blind, and can never again see a pug. I wish for the ability to Surgebind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Oh, sure. You can now tie surge protectors to yourself. At least electrocution is less likely now...? I wish I was a ninga. Yeah, ninGa. Deal with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Well, if you're so adamant about it... You become an exact copy of Rodrigue Ninga, complete with his memories and everyone around you convinced you are him. I wish to score 90% on all my end-of-school exams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but after you finish your fingers are cut with a Shardblade. I wish for a soulcaster. (HAVE ALLL THE POWERS!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephandrius Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Granted, but when you use it the fabrial itself turns to whatever material instead of the thing you were trying to transform. (I hope you didn't try turning anything into fire...) I ask a boon of the nightwatcher - Make me a Shard! Edited February 24, 2016 by Cephandrius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but when you use it the fabrial itself turns to whatever material instead of the thing you were trying to transform. (I hope you didn't try turning anything into fire...) I ask a boon of the nightwatcher - Make me a Shard! Granted, you are a shard of glass I wish to always have exactly the amount of money I need in any situation without it being taken from anyone else 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 granted. you die from drowning in cash. I wish for true freedom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 granted. you die from drowning in cash. I wish for true freedom. http://www.bajiroo.com/2014/02/funny-animals-that-makes-you-feel-crazy-17-images/funny-turtle-freedom-meme-pics/ You become a cognitive shadow. You can pass through walls but now can''t actually talk to people or steal their cookies. I wish for a Hoid short story in Arcanum Unbounded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but you forget that Hoid exists when you next read or hear his name, never to know his glory again. I wish to have a perfect memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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