Vander Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 granted, but the wait for it to get to you an... *puts on shades* eternity I wish for the ability to give the best curses on this site Granted. You are hereby cursed to only be able to give good curses when deem you worthy. I wish I gaihwe8qwfoiausochogughaisd.
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 granted. you can only speak in Dalek. I wish for money
Vander Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 granted. you can only speak in Dalek. I wish for money Granted. The entirety of your family dies, apart from you, and you get the insurance money. I wish for Nemo to be- wait, he's probably already dead. I wish VS forums had actual, thoughtful arguments instead of "THIS MA FAV CHARACTER! HE/SHE WIN!"
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 the night watcher is powerful, but cannot accomplish the impossible. 2
Vander Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 the night watcher is powerful, but cannot accomplish the impossible. Hahaha! So true. Upvote for you. Well, another wish, then... I wish I could remove any ONE person I wanted to from existence.
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 granted! but you have no idea who was removed. I wish all the ice cream that was lost in the mail ended up at my house! 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Actually, I let you travel with him, for a bit anyway. So, wish granted. Granted. However, since you wrote this and were as such the first to read it, you lost first. Since you read it BEFORE you posted, you LOST before you posted. As such, that wish was illegal, and the Game continues. I wish for this game to exceed 100 forum pages... Apparently, that wish got granted. 3
Alfa he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Apparently, that wish got granted. For now. 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 For now. That which the Nightwatcher giveth, the admins can taketh away. 1
Alfa he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 That which the Nightwatcher giveth, the admins can taketh away. B..but that would mean the nightwatchert is less powerful than the admins... my life was a lie! *starts to cry* 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 granted! but you have no idea who was removed. I wish all the ice cream that was lost in the mail ended up at my house! Granted. It melted in the mail. I wish for the knowledge of where the custom emoji are on this site (i.e. summoning a shardblade emoji. I've heard of them, never seen them.) 1
Vander Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. It melted in the mail. I wish for the knowledge of where the custom emoji are on this site (i.e. summoning a shardblade emoji. I've heard of them, never seen them.) Here you are. ... Your curse is to not eat pizza for ten years. I wish I could know exactly which people I can trust. Edited December 10, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn 1
natc Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 B..but that would mean the nightwatchert is less powerful than the admins... my life was a lie! *starts to cry* They are powerful splinters created by the Shard of Administration. 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Here you are. ... Your curse is to not eat pizza for ten years. I wish I could know exactly which people I can trust. You can trust absolutely nobody 100% of the time. You can trust individuals varying percentages of the time, but everyone has a situation where they will not be there when you need them, or will expose something told in confidence, or some such thing. Often, the reason will be 'It's for your own good,' but that isn't complete trust. On that happy philosophical note, I would like the ability to draw Rithmatic lines perfectly (straight Lines of Forbiddance, etc.), as well as express any picture I form in my head in any medium I choose (i.e. chalklings) 1
Vander Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 They are powerful splinters created by the Shard of Administration. Though, since we don't know what the Nightwatcher actually IS (some theories consider whether or not it's Cultivation, IIRC) that STILL may not make sense. Well, unless Administration dealt with it itself. 1
Vander Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) You can trust absolutely nobody 100% of the time. You can trust individuals varying percentages of the time, but everyone has a situation where they will not be there when you need them, or will expose something told in confidence, or some such thing. Often, the reason will be 'It's for your own good,' but that isn't complete trust. On that happy philosophical note, I would like the ability to draw Rithmatic lines perfectly (straight Lines of Forbiddance, etc.), as well as express any picture I form in my head in any medium I choose (i.e. chalklings) Granted. You have no imagination, and can feel nothing but apathy. I wish for cake! Edited December 12, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 You jump in the cake, get all messy, and hit your head on the platter. I wish to have imagination to counter Honorsworn's curse. I can live with apathy. 1
Vander Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) You jump in the cake, get all messy, and hit your head on the platter. I wish to have imagination to counter Honorsworn's curse. I can live with apathy. Granted. You are now unable to reason, instead always going off on tangents of imagination. I wish I was a Shardholder. Edited December 16, 2015 by Car'a'carn 1
Archibaldie Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Granted. You don't know what shard you have nor will you ever know you have it. I wish for the ability to compound atium Edited December 16, 2015 by Archibaldie 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 granted! you rule Scadrial for a thousand years before your life is violently ended by Vin. I wish that I could give people curses willy-nilly! 2
Stormgate he/him Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Using time magic, I grant you this wish by introducing you to this thread in the past. Your curse is that you wish for something that you already have, so you don't get anything else. I wish to be a master of AonDor with a wormhole to Elantris inside my back pocket, removing any distance limitations. 1
Alfa he/him Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you convert to Shu-Dereth and from now on hate all Elantrians. Also, you often forget your backpocket at home. Including your trousers. I wish to know the Name of the Wind. Edited December 16, 2015 by Alfa 1
Vander Posted December 17, 2015 Posted December 17, 2015 Granted, but you convert to Shu-Dereth and from now on hate all Elantrians. Also, you often forget your backpocket at home. Including your trousers. I wish to know the Name of the Wind. Granted. Aerlevsedi. You are hereby forbidden from speaking. I wish I was a Valheru lord. 1
Archibaldie Posted December 17, 2015 Posted December 17, 2015 Granted. The knowledge you gain has physical weight, requiring you to use all your powers just to stay upright. I wish I was a Kandra. 1
Vander Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted. You are caught by Ruin and kill yourself. I wish to be able to travel into and out of the Cosmere at will, instantaneously. 1
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