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Granted. From this day on, you will bump your head on every doorway you go through, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Yes, even if you try to crawl.

 

I want to visit New York.

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Sure thing.  You can take Ted Cruz along--he'll spend the whole trip telling you about "New York values", and contrasting them to the virtues of the heartland.

 

I wish to be befriended by all the slugs in the world, and become known as "Ecohansen Slug-friend".

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Sure thing.  You can take Ted Cruz along--he'll spend the whole trip telling you about "New York values", and contrasting them to the virtues of the heartland.

 

I wish to be befriended by all the slugs in the world, and become known as "Ecohansen Slug-friend".

Sure, why not? You eventually turn into a slug yourself, and are killed by Car'a'carn the Slug-hater,

 

I wish to reverse time, and stop WoT from being written.

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Granted. You accidentally cause a paradox and destroy the universe.

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write at the speed of light.

Posted

JerleShannara, your nonexistent boon is granted. Your bane is to get constant itches on the back of your neck for the rest of your life. 

 

I wish for the Mistborn Era 4 books to be out right now. 

Posted

Granted, but immediately after you are inducted into the order, BOOM! Order 66.

 

I wish that I will get an A on my English essay. 

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Granted, but immediately after you are inducted into the order, BOOM! Order 66.

 

I wish that I will get an A on my English essay. 

Granted. You will get an Acceptable, and your decidedly pureblood family will demand to know how a mudblood could beat you. When you cannot provide a satisfactory answer, they will disown you.

 

I wish to become an <insert fantasy creature here>

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Granted. You can only sense cabbage for your life time. (You become blind except you can see cabbages. You are deaf except the sound made by cabbages, You can't smell any scent except cabbage, etc..)

 

 

I wish there's a dragon that would be my BFF.

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Granted. Somewhere on earth, there is now a dragon that would be your BFF. As for your bane, you now forget everything that happened over the course of the day at the end of every other day.

 

I wish to become a member of the ghostbloods.

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granted. you get stabbed in the face by Kaladin after being given shard plate and blade by Helaran.

 

 

 

I wish my computer would stop freaking out so I can write properly.

Posted

Granted. You know everything, but there's so much information that it overloads your brain and drives you utterly insane.

 

I wish I could control the weather.

Posted

Granted. You know everything, but there's so much information that it overloads your brain and drives you utterly insane.

 

I wish I could control the weather.

You become an epic called Daystorm. You are subsequently killed by a reckoner.

I wish I had a cheese.

Posted

Granted, But it's Chuck E. Cheese.

 

I wish I could forget every embarrassing moment I ever had.

 

Granted, now everyone else will remember them for you.

 

I wish I was a Mistborn.

Posted

Granted I guess? Anyway, for your bane you lose the ability to recognize if you have been trolled.

 

I wish for an tin foil hat so I can be immune to emotional allomancy as well as alien mind control!!!

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Cabbage. Cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage, cabbage cabbage cabbage. Cabbage. 

 

Cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage cabbage.

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Granted! You can no longer write the name of any vegetable or fruit in this thread.

I wish for a small polite mistwraith that won't attack or digest me.

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Granted. It will have perfect manners towards you, but will attack everyone who ever approaches you

 

I wish the price of gas to remain this low for everyone forever 

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