happyman he/him Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 It's the one ring and the Nazgul are knocking down the door. Have fun! I wish for all of existence to be unmade. Why? Because I can.
natc Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 It's the one ring and the Nazgul are knocking down the door. Have fun! I wish for all of existence to be unmade. Why? Because I can. The Nightwatcher isn't THAT powerful. She'll turn you into a vegetable for life for your troubles though. I wish for shapeshifting powers as well as the control needed to actually utilize the powers to replicate parts of people.
Windreader she/her Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Granted. The only thing you can shapeshift into is a slug. I wish to not go crazy when I burn bendalloy.
Eilemelie Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, you now go crazy when you don't. Have fun! I wish for a bar of chocolate that I'm still able to eat AND feel the taste of.
the Gleeman he/him Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Granted, it also contains iocane powder and you are more in line with Vizzini I wish for at least 1:1 post ratio Edit: forgot boon Edited March 2, 2015 by the Gleeman
Voidus Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, you are the only one of this type in the world and can neither give nor receive blood transfusions.I wish that this wish were in some way a meta-wish.
Ted aka WinespringBrother he/him Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, you are the only one of this type in the world and can neither give nor receive blood transfusions. I wish that this wish were in some way a meta-wish. Granted. You know now what every one else wished for. I would like a spoiler loaded copy of The Desolation of Odium by Hoid.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. Brandon Sanderson personally glued all the pages together. I wish for three magic beans, with no curse that will take anything more valuable than an old, milked out cow from me. 1
urethraru she/her Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. Brandon Sanderson personally glued all the pages together. I wish for three magic beans, with no curse that will take anything more valuable than an old, milked out cow from me. The cow must be physically taken from out of you. I'd like the ability to dupilicate things.
Voidus Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. It is uncontrollable and duplicates everything that you hate or annoys you.I wish for an Atium spike.
Windreader she/her Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. It is in the shape of an earring that someone on Earth has. Good luck finding the right earring! I wish I didn't go crazy whenever I don't burn bendalloy. I don't like being stuck in time bubbles all the time.
Ynax he/him Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 Granted. As for your bane, your life becomes like that dream where you try to run but you move really slow and you can't get nowhere I wish for 13% of NASDAQ
Windreader she/her Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. You lose your memory and forget that you own 13%, so you never collect the money. If someone says that it's yours, you call them crazy and laugh in their face. I wish to not be impossibly slow.
Curiosity he/him Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Your speed is now plausible. Now you always Feruchemically store sanity in cotton when you're touching it. I wish for my paper to be done well.
Ynax he/him Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Your paper is done well. Your boon is that you can never hold a pen or type a character in a keyboard anymore. I wish for 13% stronger muscles
Windreader she/her Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Granted. They are stronger, but you can not consciously control them anymore. I wish to not store sanity in cotton when I'm touching it. Although, nice to know that I can store sanity...
Unhinged he/him Posted March 15, 2015 Posted March 15, 2015 I wish my new job didn't take up so much time so I could be on the 17th shard more. "Sigh" I suppose this is where I say that you should be careful what you wish for. I wish to not store sanity in cotton when I'm touching it. Although, nice to know that I can store sanity... Granted you now store Sanity in wool whenever you're touching it. I wish I could find a new job.
ChullRider he/him Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 (edited) "Sigh" I suppose this is where I say that you should be careful what you wish for. Granted you now store Sanity in wool whenever you're touching it. I wish I could find a new job. Granted. As a bane, you don't know you have a bane, so you keep on trying to find out when the NIghtwacher will give you your bane. You then go paranoid. I wish for the ability to come up with hilarious jokes. Edited March 19, 2015 by ChullRider
+Slowswift Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but you forget the punchline right when you're about to say it. I wish for front-row concert tickets for whoever I choose. 1
Curiosity he/him Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but they forgot that the concert required them to extend the stage, swallowing up the row that you were supposed to sit in. I wish that I had the ability to control all dreams.
+Slowswift Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) I doubt the Nightwatcher would dare let anyone have that ability. Edited March 20, 2015 by Slowswift
Eilemelie Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, you now have the ability, but you don't know how to access it. I wish I didn't have to rise so early to see the eclipse today.
natc Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, you now have the ability, but you don't know how to access it. I wish I didn't have to rise so early to see the eclipse today. Some sadistic Inquisitor bursting his atium (duralumin or nicrosil) sees this in the future and murders you in your sleep before you do so. I wish to be able to allomantically burn stormlight (and for the bane to screw over something else terribly that isn't one of the powers I've been wishing for so far).
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Granted. You lose the idea that nighttime is a thing, and every morning you forget again. I wish for the ability to control the noble gases with my mind. Edited March 20, 2015 by Lord Pifferdoo
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