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You missed a splendid opportunity to turn Unhinged into a woman.

 

Thank you for not doing that jasonpenguin have an upvote, and one for Kobold King, that was hilarious.

 

 

Granted. It is so comfy that you sink into it forever and are never seen again.

I wish that everyone I know are not in the future with the monster. Or in the past.

 

Granted they're in the present but they're in Antarctica and there are two monsters now.

 

I wish for a raise.

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Posted

Granted. The value of the dollar decreases precisely in proportion so it's still worth exactly as much as you were being paid before.

I wish I could read 100x faster than I can at present.

Posted

Grand, but you still comprehend at normal speed. If you read a book that would take you 40 hours to read, you can read it in 24 minutes, but you enter a trance for the next thirty nine hours and thirty six m minutes as it processes.

I wish for a high five.

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Your soul is split into five equal portions, which manifest physically as balls of fusion-processing plasma that instantly annihilate your body, house, and continent as they ascend into the heavens. As a quintet of stars, you shine above the earth as a new constellation, which mortals will come to call the High Five.

 

I wish for the ability to enter the twilight realm of Fairyland.

Posted

The Fwilight Realm of Fairyland is taken over by Ganon. Have fun there. (Hint: you won't

I wish my IPad keyboard wasn't broken

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Granted. You get a D, but at least you passed. Edit: A D on the classic American grading scale. Otherwise known as a 2.0 in the 4.0 grading scale.

 

I wish I could fast forward through time whenever I wanted, with control over when I stop.

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Granted. However you're the first Nightmare kill. First night. Sorry man.

I wish I had some chicken nuggets

Posted

Granted. Loathe though I am to interfere with dreams of chicken nuggets I must also give a bane so um.... you're now blind.

I wish that I never depleted a container when I took things out of it. (Wallets give infinite money, chips packets never run out, etc.)

Posted (edited)

Granted. You crash the Economy by making Infinite Money, forcing the Government to declare Martial Law as they try to fix everything. Eventually they decide to simply keep the world as a Tyranny, to prevent people like you from ruining it again.

 

I wish for the banes and Boons to be more balanced to eachother.

Edited by The Only Joe
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nope. The nightwatcher won't let you take her fun. (also, I can't make promises for other people. I'll try to keep mine balanced though) Instead, have a sandwich and a slap on the face.

 

Edit: (I always forget to wish)

I wish for a Jace, The Mind Sculptor.

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nope. The nightwatcher won't let you take her fun. (also, I can't make promises for other people. I'll try to keep mine balanced though) Instead, have a sandwich and a slap on the face.

 

Edit: (I always forget to wish)

I wish for a Jace, The Mind Sculptor.

Granted. It is the only Magic card you can have.

I wish that my iPod would play just the right song to match my mood at any given time. If a song doesn't exist to match my mood, it creates one that sounds awesome to match it. (I also would prefer to me being able to listen to said iPod and for it not to have incredibly low battery life.)

Posted

Your soul is torn apart and invested into every depiction of Batman in the world.

I'll take a book from Fate/Zero and wish for world peace. I know full well what could potentially happen when I ask a literally minded deity for that but meh.

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Granted, though I too shall take a page from Fate/Zero: the town you currently reside in blows up, leaving no survivor but you and your father.

 

Even though it wasn't granted in Fate/Zero.

 

I wish for mayo.

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Granted, but why? You're now the only person that gets any sunlight. All the rest of the world is in a panic and goes serial.

 

I wish that I can be sent to the heaven of Angel Beats if I die young and with dreams unfulfilled.

Posted

Granted, but they come true only randomly, and you can never tell if they have or not.

I wish that all the people I know or don't know weren't in Antarctica.

Posted

Granted. The continent of Antarctica melts and they drop into the ocean instead, which also rises several feet, flooding coastal cities.

I wish I had a laptop that is significantly better than my current laptop.

Posted (edited)

Granted, but it is hidden away in a thrice-locked chest, one that even Kvothe could not open.

I wish that Antarctica had not melted and that everyone is back where they are supposed to be.

Edited by Windreader
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Granted, however everyone has a strange dream of it and it causes a director to make a movie like Titanic, but worse.

 

I want a jet pack that stays in excellent condition and that has an infinite amount of fuel.

Posted (edited)

Granted. It is in excellent condition, considering its fossilized state.

Well, I would wish that bane away, but I'll just not watch the movie. And I really need a book. So, I wish for a good book to read. I've read everything Sanderson, and I've read Pat Rothfuss's books (awesome series, by the way), and now I need something new.

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