Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You will slip on banana peels cartoon style every day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to always be perfectly warm, never too hot or too cold.

Edited November 18, 2014 by sanderfan

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you have a hole in your pocket and the coins fall out.

I wish to read Stones Unhallowed without losing my Windreader oaths or abilitys in any way, shape, or form.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted. Just wait for a year or two till it comes out.

I wish there were dolphins on Roshar.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, Rosharan dolphins possess gemhearts. Every year the Alethi slaughter them by the thousands.

I wish for delusions of grandeur.

[Pathfinder]

Granted. Unfortunately, Rosharan dolphins possess gemhearts. Every year the Alethi slaughter them by the thousands.

I wish for delusions of grandeur.

Granted, you think you are the king of kobolds 

 

I wish to teleport like a gatemage but not have to live through the horrible plot, strawmen arguments, and brain dead over sexualized female representations. 

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Granted, you think you are the king of kobolds 

 

I wish to teleport like a gatemage but not have to live through the horrible plot, strawmen arguments, and brain dead over sexualized female representations. 

Granted. But you don't get to make two part wiiszhes the first paart is your boon, everything after 'but' is ylur bane.

 

PS the Nightwatcher thanks you for making her decisio s easeier.

 

PSPS typing upside ddown is really hard. especially propping the laptop base on yur chin to free  bup your hands fr typing. it really hurts too

 

EDIT. Nuts i forgot to request a boon fr myself... lets see i wish for some aspirins for my blood rudshed new headache, being upside down sucks!!!

Edited November 18, 2014 by ChocolateRob

[Unhinged he/him]

Just one question how are you planning to swallow the aspirin if you're upside down? 

Well take them anyway, your curse is to not have any water to swallow them with

 

I wish someone would salt my walkway.

[the winter system]

Granted. Your walkway is buried in salt.

 

I want to destroy the Voidbringer things that have invaded Earth

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but earth is destroyed in the process

 

I wish I and all my loved ones were on a planet that wasn't destroyed because of pir2h's wish

[the winter system]

Granted, however it's Scadrial and you become a skaa. 

I wish I was with Pathfinder, except I'm a Mistborn noble.

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Just one question how are you planning to swallow the aspirin if you're upside down? 

Well take them anyway, your curse is to not have any water to swallow them with

 

I wish someone would salt my walkway.

And with this answer my upside down compuldsion banre is lifted woo!No longer cdo I need to sit on a sofa  like Mork from Orrk trying to type witicisms vand cruelty with all my blood rushing to my head. thecanswer is - ' with great difficulty' but its do-able, iits a lot eadsier without the wwaterv actually. you gtfy drinking upside down, solids aare much simpler.

 

ps the someone salting your drivde is you.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but I spike you to gain pewter

 

I wish to find the well to become the new lord ruler

[the winter system]

Granted, but you are overthrown by Vin and the rebellion.

I wish I survive and meet Vin and join the aforementioned rebellion.

[gjustice99 she/her]

Granted, but you cannot remember anything for more than a day. (So you forget meeting Vin.)

 

 

 

 

I wish for the cure to cancer. 

Edited November 18, 2014 by gjustice99

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you cannot remember anything for more than a day. (So you forget meeting Vin.)

 

 

 

 

I wish for the cure to cancer. 

Granted. no curse since my mother has cancer, and I want to add my wish to that wish. 

[the winter system]

Granted. Except you're still on Scadrial. (continuing our thing) 

 

I wish to remember everything. 

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted you get horrible indigestion.

 

I wish for a mild winter.

[the winter system]

Granted. The weather on Earth is mild. You are kidnapped and brought to Scadrial. Misty with a chance of ashfalls, anyone?

 

I wish to not be a statue of gold and instead become a Voidbringer myself. 

[Redbird he/him]

With a snow day in the south it is usually less than an inch if any snow.

 

Granted, it only sings 80's music

 

I wish to be awesome.

Edited November 20, 2014 by Redbird3000

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. Despite your immortality, 2 years as a statue has atrophied your body, leaving you a withered husk of your former self. As such, the only voidspren who wishes to bond with you is one who is equally decrepit ~ a grumpy old voidspren from the days when Jezrien himself was a toddler, who abhors all of them "newfangled forms". You are left with only one option - Voidform. Intimidating as this may sound, it is the oldest of all forms, and its only ability is opening minute black holes that can only suck in nonorganic matter. Why only nonorganics, you may ask? Anything else gives Odium indigestion. Of course, you retain an honored place in the hearts of the malevolent scientists, but because of your overall state of pathetic, you are relegated to a place where your abilities will fit ~ Voidbringer janitor. You live out the rest of your days unclogging the toilets of those higher up in the despot scientist hierarchy, listening to your geezer of a voidspren telling you about how back in his day, people put spirit into unclogging toilets with black holes.

 

Chouta Connoisseur, you are making me more terrified of asking for a boon than I've ever been before. 0.o

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. You can only remember every other minute of your life.

 

I wish for a pizza.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

 

Granted. Despite your immortality, 2 years as a statue has atrophied your body, leaving you a withered husk of your former self. As such, the only voidspren who wishes to bond with you is one who is equally decrepit ~ a grumpy old voidspren from the days when Jezrien himself was a toddler, who abhors all of them "newfangled forms". You are left with only one option - Voidform. Intimidating as this may sound, it is the oldest of all forms, and its only ability is opening minute black holes that can only suck in nonorganic matter. Why only nonorganics, you may ask? Anything else gives Odium indigestion. Of course, you retain an honored place in the hearts of the malevolent scientists, but because of your overall state of pathetic, you are relegated to a place where your abilities will fit ~ Voidbringer janitor. You live out the rest of your days unclogging the toilets of those higher up in the despot scientist hierarchy, listening to your geezer of a voidspren telling you about how back in his day, people put spirit into unclogging toilets with black holes.

I wish I had a singing koloss.

I want you on some of my next curses!

 

Granted. You can only remember every other minute of your life.

 

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, it has your least favorite toppings and is cooked in your least favorite style, if you refuse to eat it it will force you to eat it.

 

I wish for a non-cursed pizza.

Edited November 19, 2014 by TheDarkDesperado

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Your hat falls off and gets blown away by a random gust of wind.

I wish for a miniature potted fern.

Edit: Ninja'd by TheDarkDesperado

Edited November 19, 2014 by Windreader

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted it gets eaten by a cat

 

I wish for an A+ on the assignment I'm submitting tomorow

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted. Now you have to work that much harder to deserve it.

I wish to be a non-organic form of life.