Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. That's very kind of you, but now you stub your toe every time you blink.

I wish for the ability to jump into books and visit the different story worlds.

Edited July 7, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you just can't jump back so you have to bring book with you to jump to the next world..

I wish that I knew what to say to this girl rn...........

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. Apparently, the answer is nothing, but in 2 hours, 11 minutes, and 27 seconds, there is a very specific thing you need to say or your relationship is doomed

i wish my headache would go away 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, you get a stomach ache instead.

I wish that hemalurgy was real (don't ask)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are the only one who knows about it and can't tell anyone and can only use it on those you love.

I wish for the powers of a mistborn.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Granted.

You cannot burn a metal without burning the iron in your blood.

I wish to know what Merp is.

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted. You then forget everything else. 
 

I wish to recover from my stupid congestion and sinus headache. 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you know have no emotions 

I wish that I wasn't an idiot when talking to people 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone.

I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English.

[strmblsd he/him]

24 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone.

I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English.

(Good thing I never stop talking)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

On 7/11/2024 at 9:32 PM, BlueWildRye said:

Granted you lose all intelligence unless you are constantly speaking with someone.

I wish that I could translate any foreign text or speaking into modern English.

Granted. Whenever you are translating, you have to be crosseyed, standing on your head, wearing those ridiculous drunk glasses, and yelling, “WEEEEEEEEEEE” people will reasonably question your translations 

I wish that I never had to brush my teeth again

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted you must brush your eyeballs instead or else they'll get cavities and it'll hurt to see.

I wish I had super reflexes.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, you are blind and have to use echolocation.

I wish for something else.

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted, you get a day old taco that always takes up your pocket space no matter what you do. 
 

I wish to be better than my friends at everything 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. Your family is better than you at everything, and really vocal about it.

I wish I was invincible 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted but everything that was supposed to hurt you physically now damages your sanity.

I wish all clocks would be 30 minutes fast.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you now respond to conversations 1 sentence late

I wish that I could actually know how to not screw things up when It came to friends 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted but you don't know how not to wrench things up with your friends.

I wish I could see my friends.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. The only way you can see them is mid battle, as you try to kill/ capture them 

I wish the radio at work would allow us to play our own music with 0 adds

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it plays it either too quiet or too loud.

I wish that I would stop thinking about girls for at least an hour of the day...

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted. Now you spend an hour each day thinking about foot fungus.

I wish for riches

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They appear in my room instead of yours.

*throws gold joyously*

I wish my hair was literally on fire.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted but your feet are frozen

I wish I had strmblsd's knowledge of foot fungus

[strmblsd he/him]

On 7/28/2024 at 5:36 PM, BlueWildRye said:

Granted but your feet are frozen

I wish I had strmblsd's knowledge of foot fungus

Granted but you take the knowledge from him and also gain his knowledge of different colors of throw up

I wish that I could get THE GIRL

[BlueWildRye he/him]

GRANTED. You have her locked in your closet, and she’s begging you to release her.

I wish that my last bane would have an actual bane.

Edited July 31, 2024 by BlueWildRye