Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[LightRinger he/him]

18 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

 

Granted. You stole them from a sweet old lady and have to live with the guilt forever.

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The lady's name being Edema.

 

 

Not upset at all. She deserves it for pretending to be a high schooler. 

[CadCom he/him]

On 6/26/2024 at 7:16 AM, strmblsd said:

Granted the box is made out of really thin paper.. 

I wish for my anxiety and stress and everything to go away..(I had a dream where something that is completely just my biggest fear happened and it woke me up at least an hour before I usually would)

Granted. Your Anxiety, stress, and Everything goes away. You are now alone in an empty universe. On the bright side, this causes you no anxiety.  

I wish for more people to sign up for Sanderson Elimination games. 

Edited June 27, 2024 by CadCom

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you got me to look at it and sorta be interested but not get started ...(Yet maybe someday)

I wish for a job where I am a week long tour guide partnering with the girl who I described.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

GRANTED, the bully I invented is there too. Torturing you the entire time.

I wish for rain.

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. Terrible flash floods occur

 

I wish for these jobs I've applied for to get back to me. 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but they get back to you saying they won't hire you

I wish to know how to get the one girl in particular the one I described to like me back...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but you permanently forgot how to tie your shoes.

I wish that everything I touched turned to gold.

[strmblsd he/him]

6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Granted, but you permanently forgot how to tie your shoes.

I wish that everything I touched turned to gold.

(You know I'm ok with that.. I wear slip on vans everywhere)

Edited June 28, 2024 by strmblsd

[BlueWildRye he/him]

7 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

(You know I'm ok with that.. I wear slip on vans everywhere)

Uh.... same. I suppose that's a W for you then.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Granted, but you permanently forgot how to tie your shoes.

I wish that everything I touched turned to gold.

Granted. Since their is so much gold everywhere, gold is now the least useful and valuable substance in the universe.

I wish to have a delicious steak.

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted. It’s still attached to the cow and the cow is also trying to eat you. 
 

I wish I knew the description of strmblsd’s girl. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

On 6/11/2024 at 5:45 PM, strmblsd said:

I wish for a girlfriend who is my dream girl and has amazing personality and looks amazing and that is absolutely in love with me.. who is (at this time ) about 15 1/2 years old has lightly curly hair that when curly goes to shoulders but if straightened would go down to elbows.. sorta a light brown hair with bright blue eyes who I could talk to for hours and never get bored. Enjoys hanging out with me no matter what we're doing and stays in love with me forever.. is a member of the church of Jesus Christ of later day saints.. has a beautiful voice and body.. and yeah my dream girl to be mine forever..

Granted. You also get the description of every wrinkle and speck of dirt in your big toe, and you can't stop thinking about it.

I wish that strmblsd would get his girlfriend.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. every date they go on is a double date with Strmblsd's bully. oh wait, this is supposed to be a bane for you. Granted, when ever YOU date, you have to double date with either Strmblsd or the bully.

I wish I was a perfect driver.

 

Edited June 29, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted and now you are set against a bunch of imperfect drivers in a demolition derby to the death

I wish I wasn't an idiot when it came to girls

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. All girls disappear from the face of the earth.

I wish for the ability to reread the stormlight archive books in a month.

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. All girls disappear from the face of the earth.

I wish for the ability to reread the stormlight archive books in a month.

(You can't?) ( If I'm reading I could read one of them decently easy in 2 days...)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

13 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

(You can't?) ( If I'm reading I could read one of them decently easy in 2 days...)

wait are you joking because I can read one in maybe a week or a week and a half if I'm really trying to. Though that might be be cuz I'm super busy

[strmblsd he/him]

12 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

wait are you joking because I can read one in maybe a week or a week and a half if I'm really trying to. Though that might be be cuz I'm super busy

I am 100%serios I've gotten over 700 pages in a day

[BlueWildRye he/him]

18 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I am 100%serios I've gotten over 700 pages in a day

*cough* *cough* same

It's just that addiction, you know? Especially when you're in a Sanderlanche, you just can't stop.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted but your mind takes in every piece of information and your brain explodes...

I wish for @strmblsd to not worry and be happy.

Edited June 30, 2024 by The Assassin In Red

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. Both you and I die of wholesomeness.

I wish that this patch on my toe where I ripped the skin off would heal.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, but the same injury is sustained on every other finger and toe.

I wish I was 16.5 years old so I could get a job and get a driver's license.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you haven't applied or done your driver's test yet

I wish that people would text me back

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Every time someone texts you back they die.

I wish for school to go on forever.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 6/30/2024 at 9:43 PM, Unintelligenius said:

I wish for school to go on forever.

Granted. However, your new school is run by literally Satan.

I wish for rain to freaking stop 

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Seriously I think we already had twice as much rain this year so far than for all of last year