Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You become allergic to being allergic.

I wish to never get itchy.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. You lose all sense of touch.

I wish for a single block of cheese.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is to never be able to rid yourself of the block of cheese until it rots away completely. It will always appear in your pockets when most inconvenient and unexpected.

[Lunamor she/her]

I wish for those who forget to wish to have an extra bane.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is that someone adds an asterisk to your name.

I wish to have no bane.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You have no boon, either.

I wish to pull this darned sword out of the stone.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. King Arthur is resurrected and not pleased with you stealing his property.

I wish for a rubber band.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It flicks you. In the nose.

I wish that I could go to sleep without checking the shard one more time.

[NameIess]

Granted . You can, but you don’t.

I wish for things to work out.

Edited June 1, 2024 by NameIess

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

Granted . You can, but you don’t.

 

Spoiler

literally me rn...

I CAN GO TO BED AT A REASONABLE TIME, I SWEAR- oh it's almost midnight.

well fudgenuggets.

Granted. You forget how to tie your shoes.

I wish to stop getting distracted.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted, you’re now too focused on what you’re focusing on that you can’t pay attention to anything else

I wish to stop forgetting important things

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted but you only remember after it's too late.

I wish I could get a job.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You can never leave your workspace.

I wish to forget about what happened at the Rift.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you just remember everything else that you don't want to remember... Everything ...

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted! …She lives on the Moon

I wish for a chance to sleep and not sleep too hard so I can actually wake up and not worry about dying in a tornado because I can’t hear the dang tornado sirens aaaaaaaaa (sorry for the tiny rant lol)

basically, I wish I could sleep well but light enough that I can wake up when I need to.

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

14 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Granted! …She lives on the Moon

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ATLA moment

Granted. There are tornado sirens going on all the time and they never stop.

I wish I could get the sandwich.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, but I steal it back immediately.

I wish I could keep the sandwich forever.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. "Forever" is relative.

I wish for it to be August already.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Summer is now only one day, August 1st.

I wish for a steak.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your socks are always wet.

I wish for some stickers.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I don't know about everyone else but at least in California "sticker" also refers to those little spike ball plant thingies that get stuck in your socks, so you get those instead.

I wish I was a Slider.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

You turn into a Slider (as in the tiny sandwich)

I wish I had enough motivation to write a book.

[Cinnamon]

Granted, you feel all the motivation to write a book but no ideas will present themself to you and any previous plans have evaporated.

I wish to do amazingly on all my exams.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to study to do that.

I wish for sleep to come slowly.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted.

The next fish you see comes to life if it was dead and starts trying to eat your nose.