Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, but not.

 

wish for fish. again.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, but not.

 

wish for fish. again.

Granted but it is dead

Spoiler

But it's featured in the diagram, right?

It was also caught by the black fisher

I wish for inverse nightwatcher to grant this wish

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

She grants you a boon instead of a wish, as she is inverse

I wish to be immortal, and not herald like immortal.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted. You can still feel all the pain that gets inflicted on you. You can still get injured and they take just as long to heal as they would normally. When the world ends you will be burned up and suffocate in the vacuum of space, and live like that for the rest of eternity. 

I wish to never have an allergic reaction again.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, you die straight away

I wish to be numb to pain.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted. You also did straight away.

I wish never to have a boring time ever again.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, you see all boring times as fun times

I wish to be able to heal from anything at lightning speeds

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted. But you think super super super slow.

I wish to have all the good things in the world and none of the bad things.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, all things bad turn good, and all things good turn bad

I wish to be able to burn chromium

[PyroPhile]

Granted, chromium tastes kinda bad to you.

I wish for the Construction PDA from Team Fortress 2.

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 hours ago, PyroPhile said:

Granted, chromium tastes kinda bad to you.

I wish for the Construction PDA from Team Fortress 2.

Granted it gets nuked.

I wish for cultivation to interview I never end 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, you get petrified, and stay there

I wish to be able to create anything from my mind

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted but you create nightmare monsters that hunt and cannot be deafeated.

I wish to be able to move things with my mind.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted although it only works once you have:

• Aten a blackberry
• Consumed a chicken that was cooked for 13 and a quarter minutes. the entire chicken.
• Swallowed a glowing gemstone
• ate 1.9 kg of zuichinis, diced
• listened to AC/DC -  Thunderstruck 3 times
• Lived in japan, Poland, mexico, chili and new zealand
• Learned how to speak fluently in 6 different languaes, including latin, swedish, and french
• Put 6 forks into one marble
• Stared at medusa (real or fake)
• Ran down a mountain chasing a wheel of cheese
• Played basketball in the 150° sun
• 19 Years of work experience
• 34 different jobs, 5 of which are your own businesses
• Outsmarted ChatGPT in a chess game
• Taken 1782 X-rays
• Lost your collarbone
• Revived alleyverse for a day
• Knitted a gutair out of orange peels
• Beaten a goat 1v1
• Aten more piza than an ant
• Juggled five eggs and 2 cats
• carried 26 L of water to school
• Drank coke and diet pepsi at the same time
• called back 5 scammers.
• swam to china from usa
• Understood calculus
• Written a book better than RoW
• Given up on this bane
• lived for at least 53.2
• your eyesight diagnosed at 29.7 and 12.3
• Had stage 7 cancer
• Gained over $1728.943k USD profit from gambling
• beat 1 in 1000000 3 times in a row
• Watched 18 videos on yt shorts
• Done Amoung us
• Commited 6 criminal offences
•  Shot a unicorn
• Gained 400 upvotes on one reddit post
• Sang worlds' smallest violin in front of everyone
• Cooked a perfect marshmellow
• set up a military tent to army standard
• crossed the pacific ocean by foot
• Seeked medical and mental help
• Completed this entire list

Then you will recieve the ability to control objects with your mind.

I wish for the Thenrody book to come out soon.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you can’t read it.

I wish to never get sick again.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted, but the sickness you have now never leaves.

 

I wish to have the bands of mourning.

[Aeoryi she/her]

11 hours ago, Lightweaver2 said:

Granted, but the sickness you have now never leaves.

 

I wish to have the bands of mourning.

Granted but someone used all the stored things inside before you could.

I wish to c

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted. The nightwatcher doesn’t know what “c” is so nothing happens.

I wish to never get tired ever again.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, you become a sleepless with 1 hordling

I wish for a list of ingredients to make a cake

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but the cake taste bad.

I wish for a hoverboard.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted but it doesn't hover and is really heavy.

I wish for a shopping list that has a receipt attached 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, the receipt is blank.

I wish that I could be able to control whether.

[Aeoryi she/her]

29 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted, the receipt is blank.

I wish that I could be able to control whether.

Granted. The nightwatcher even fixes the spelling mistake for you. However, in order to control the weather you must complete the following:

• First aid certification
• Drink air
• Listen to DJU - party dancefloor (link here soon)
• Participate in 3 Mr. Beast videos
• Get fired
• Read and memorize: Voice of Cthulu
• Answer the following question: Who says "Copeland" in The Fugitive (2008 movie) and who says "They killed my wife."? What is the relation between the two characters?
• Play 2048 until you reach 2048
• Beat mittens in chess
• Do 10 consecutive pushups
• Write a essay comparing Ada-1 from destiny 2 to Grandmaster Flash from the 80s
• Recreate Minecraft in Scratch junior
• Go outside and touch grass
• Beat Terreria's hardest boss, the Empress of Light during the day, with only the lawnmower.
• Do a 81x81 Sidouku
• Play and beat Stardew valley with a piano keyboard
• Get stormlight off roshar
• Kill 10 birds and a inchworm with one stone
• Defeat herobrine
• Join r/theHomeDepot subreddit and the IKEA official discord server

Good luck!

I wish for a shardpen

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it is out of shardink. 

 

wish for fish. on a dish, so it no go squish. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is unfortunately not whole and comes in small little crumbs that are raw. 

I wish for shardink