Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Cinnamon]

Granted. You die and exist only as a cognitive shadow, your Spren mourns your death and then bonds another person. Also, your cognitive shadow smells like asparagus.

I wish for a handful of MnMs

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Cinnamon said:

Granted. You die and exist only as a cognitive shadow, your Spren mourns your death and then bonds another person. Also, your cognitive shadow smells like asparagus.

I wish for a handful of MnMs

I said, without ME dying or my spren

Granted, but now Skittles monsters rule the world and you have to hide from them constantly

I wish to undo that last wish and the bane attatched

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You may only visit the Nightwatcher on Tuesdays that are also national holidays in Russia.

I wish for a better PC.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. You may only visit the Nightwatcher on Tuesdays that are also national holidays in Russia.

I wish for a better PC.

Granted. Your better PC does not have an operating system since you did not specify

I wish to watch honors pre recorded Vlogs (dalinar's vision) with my spren

[Cinnamon]

8 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

I said, without ME dying or my spren

 

1 hour ago, Aeoliae said:

I wish to visit scandrial with my spren without dying

no you didn't, unless I interpreted that wrong, whoops

3 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

I wish for a better PC.

Granted, whenever you write the letter P, or C they are impeccable. For your bane every time somebody says the word "bologna" you sneeze

Edited August 2, 2023 by Cinnamon
sorry ninja'd do Aeoliae's wish next

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Cinnamon said:

 

no you didn't, unless I interpreted that wrong, whoops

Granted, whenever you write the letter P, or C they are impeccable. For your bane every time somebody says the word "bologna" you sneeze

Your wish has not been granted.

I wish for my previous wish to be granted 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted.

 You are allergic to lemons now.

 

I wish to be able to write faster.

[Cinnamon]

Granted. Everything you write is in german and utter nonsense. It's fast though!

I wish to go to the festival (into the woooods)

[Aeoryi she/her]

10 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Granted. Everything you write is in german and utter nonsense. It's fast though!

I wish to go to the festival (into the woooods)

Granted. The festival closes in 2 minutes.

I wish for a writing activity 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Granted. They escape anyway.

 

I wish for meme.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It portrays you as the dumbest man alive and goes viral.

I wish to read the next best thing

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you read a horribly written book called "The Next Best Thing" by Barry Unkind.

I wish for the entire planet named earth that I inhabit currently to have peace and harmony through all mankind, with no war, no tension, no conflict, no battle, no dissension, no murder, no crime... 

[NameIess]

Granted. Mankind is now the term used to refer to rocks.

I wish for a chunk of Lerasium and a hemalurgic spike holding a spren.

[Aeoryi she/her]

28 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. Mankind is now the term used to refer to rocks.

I wish for a chunk of Lerasium and a hemalurgic spike holding a spren.

Granted. The chunk of Lerasium works, as normal, and you get a spren in the eye. Your bane is that you have to swallow a Yelig-nar gemstone since you love eating investiture.

I wish to know all unmade and what they do

[AltonicKeys he/him]

21 hours ago, Aeoliae said:

I wish to know all unmade and what they do

Granted. You only have access to this knowledge when you arent thinking about it, and forget it when you are.

I wish for a properly functioning computer

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. The keys are in alphabetical order.

I wish that Chester Bennington could come back for one final Linkin Park tour.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. The keys are in alphabetical order.

I wish that Chester Bennington could come back for one final Linkin Park tour.

Granted. You join the 60-something corpses in Linkin Park

I wish to be an avatar of Autonomy 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

You become an avatar and Autonomy decides you haven’t proven yourself. She stops powering you and you die.

 

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and still be healthy.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

You become an avatar and Autonomy decides you haven’t proven yourself. She stops powering you and you die.

 

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and still be healthy.

Granted. You can eat whatever you want but you will not taste anything.

I wish to no longer be a cognitive shadow that Autonomy killed

[NameIess]

Granted. You are now a person in the Beyond that Autonomy has killed.

I wish that I would always have a book to read.

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. You are now a person in the Beyond that Autonomy has killed.

I wish that I would always have a book to read.

Granted. You receive a copy of the Crimes of Grindelwald that has pages that exceed scientific notation. It also is tied onto you by an unbreakable know and an unbreakable string. Hope you enjoy reading.

I wish to return from the beyond to the physical realm and slap Autonomy and live.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

You do so, but she slaps your kneecaps in retribution and you no longer have knees

I wish for unlimited chicken strips

[Aeoryi she/her]

11 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

You do so, but she slaps your kneecaps in retribution and you no longer have knees

I wish for unlimited chicken strips

Granted, although each one is more disgusting than the last

I wish to splinter Autonomy

[NameIess]

Granted. You take up the shard of Autonomy and are splintered by an alternate version of yourself.

I wish to be able to know what maturity level a book is before reading it without having to do any research.

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. You take up the shard of Autonomy and are splintered by an alternate version of yourself.

I wish to be able to know what maturity level a book is before reading it without having to do any research.

Granted. A rating is present on the back and the legal information states what kind of content is in the book. (Real thing btw) You can only read picture books from now on

I wish to splinter the 17th shard