Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. They're not spicy enough .

I wish for a twenty gallon drum of diesel fuel.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you have a weird taste left in your mouth.

I wish for the power to refuse banes.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

NO. The nightwatcher is offended by your wish, and you get cursed to have turnip ears.

I wish for sanity.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The night watcher is confused at what sanity is and gives you a slice of pie.

I wish for sleep.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You now have

a mild cold that just won’t go

away. Wish for cats.

[Ati16 he/him]

The Nightwatcher didn't understand how many cats you wanted and gave you hundreds who follow you your whole life and you can't go anywhere without them so they ruin your life.

I wish for feruchemy.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted.

Your bane is that you now see through your knees instead of your eyes.

I wish for time.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. Due to you mumbling, Nightwatcher gives you an infinite bottle of Thyme.

I wish for motivation.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. every time you get motivated, you get writer's block (or the equivalent for whatever yo're doing)

I wish for elbows.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. your arms are a mess of joints, and have no muscle, making them useless.

I wish for SOULS!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! They're yours. Do die during the process of them being taken from you and then given back.

I wish for some cinnamon apple cider.

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. you have to share anything with anyone whenever they ask and they say please.

i wish to always know what to do.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Your curse is that whenever you see popcorn, you turn into a giant red flesh-eating quokka for five hours, twenty-two minutes, and seventy-one seconds.

I wish for a Nahel bond.

[PyroPhile]

Granted, but the spren is insane.

I wish for something good. A test for the Nightwatcher.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You get a piece of wood with an inscription burnt on it that says "Something Good". you are now allergic to air.

We wish for the power of a soulbinder.

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. Anytime you use it, a Bondsmith undoes any bonds you made.

I wish to never see popcorn.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted! But the Nightwatcher decides to give you permanently, irreparably stinky feet. Wonderful.

I wish to meet a Starspren!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It kills you to prove its worth.

I wish for a bird pet.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Telrao eats it. It was a really tasty bird.

I wish for a really cool necklace with a gold chain studded with dark turquoise and black speckled rocks.

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[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. When you wear it, you become deaf, dumb and blind.

I wish to get to work.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. everyone else refuses and you can't focus.

I wish for everything to taste exactly how I want it to taste at the time.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you only want things to taste bland.

I wish to have a mirror to trap things in. No you don't! Yes I do!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

uh... Granted, your creepy shadows die.

I wish for a bag of chips.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. it is trapped in a sealed can that can't be opened.

i wish to have a hemalurgic spike (in my possession, not in my body)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Your views of right and wrong are flipped.

I wish to know the secret to infinite energy.