Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. The paper mache is on fire.

I wish for non paper mache seahorses.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. They're origami.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You have writer's rectangular prism instead.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

1 minute ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Granted. They're origami.

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That would actually be really neat, though.

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. Inexplicably, you're still tired.

I wish I could eat as many cookies as I wanted and face no reprecussions.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. While you face no negative repercussions (i.e. getting spiked) you face no positive repercussions either (i.e. tasting the cookie).

I wish for problems to stop happening.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. Everything stops happening, including good things.

I wish for the Nightwatcher to forget to give me a bane for my next five posts.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Cultivation gives you banes instead.

I wish for quality Scadrian Waffles.

[Cinnamon]

Granted. Lift steals them.

I wish for a pumpkin pie

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. I think you already know what your bane is.

I wish to do things that I'm proud of over thanksgiving break.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You dishonorably murder a kitten, and are very proud of yourself for it. You now take pride in doing awful things.

I wish for the ability to DESTROY MY ENEMIES WITH EASE!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you have no enemies.

I wish for a good introduction.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Everything else is bad.

I wish for a good conclusion.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. That's the only thing there is.

I wish for a shardbalde.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Granted. It is in the shape of a rod.

I wish for the ability to create foods I think of whenever I say the magic word alakazam.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. They all taste like dish water.

I wish for green eggs and ham.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. They make you turn green permanently. And also make you sick temporarily.

I wish to be a platypus.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Anyone that sees you has a insaitable hunger for platypus and will do anything to get it. NO ONE IS IMMUNE, including your subconcious.

I wish to always be on time.

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[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. You are always on time according to a clock that is 20 minutes behind whatever time zone you are in.

I wish to not be eaten.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you are not eaten, but you are chewed up and spit out.

I wish to be a kandra

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. However, anybody who sees you will have a nagging need to go somewhere else. Thus, you will be alone.

I wish to be able to play all magical instruments perfectly.

[Immortal Platypus]

Granted. You now cannot see music, hear music, or play normal instruments.

I wish to be indestructible.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. However, all buildings are now attracted to you and will fall on top of you as you walk by.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Uhh.. what do you want???

I wish for a fish. Just because.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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*Facepalm*

Oh yeah. That parts important.

Granted. However, it is permanently glued to the sole of your foot.

I wish for a lot of swords.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, You are impaled.

I wish for an Immovable Rod.