Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! You are now standing on a small patch of earth (dirt) floating in space. (That's what you get for not capitalizing Earth!)

I wish for immortality! MUAHAHAHHA*cough*HAHHAHA

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You get the same bane as @killersquirrel59 did on the first post in this thread, and you are eternally at war with them.

I wish for the FLIP FLOO CHOCOLATE.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you die of chocolate.

I wish for a very specific book.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted! You get a book called "A very specific book." It's about how specific the topic of the book is about, but never mentions what the topic is. You gradually grow insane trying to figure out what the book is about.

I wish for the Earth the explode!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. the Earth explodes, I am happy I did not capitalize, and everyone hates you for that wish.

I wish for the Earth to unexplode.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but you are crushed as the pieces become one again

I wish for muffins that are perfectly harmless and tasty.

[Ranryu she/her]

Granted, but you can only eat two in your lifetime.

I wish my life was interesting.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You are now a foot soldier during the Returns. Good luck!

I wish for the ability to focus.

[Cinnamon]

Granted. Your eyes now are never out of focus, however you are constantly distracted and can never get anything done.

I wish to always smell good

[Telrao she/her]

Granted! But you smell like a super, super strong smell. It keeps you awake at night, and the scent changes every day, so you never get used to it.

I wish for my sanity to return!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted. You are shunned by the society of nerds you have come to be a part of.

I wish for food. I'm hungry.

Edited November 6, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. Edited to respond to Telrao.

[Ranryu she/her]

Granted. All your teeth rot out.

I wish for fish on an ish-wish dish.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but the only fish you get are pufferfish

I want a broom that go zoom!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Zoom adds a broom emoticon. Your bane is that you are now a pufferfish.

I wish for he ability to get a good night's rest.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted, but you can't stay awake in the day.

I wish for a cow named Ned to fall off a cliff.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. It squishes you.

I wish for INFINITE WISHES!

[Yumiya]

Granted. They are given to your worst enemy. 

I wish for it to be summer all year long.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. It's hot and buggy and you feel absolutely miserable.

I wish for magical glowy hair.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you are now allergic to magic.

I wish for Render to exist.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis exists, but you can never see/meet It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis.

I wish for Larry the Cucumber to come to the real world and slay ALL the moss.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Everyone is angry at you for having someone slay moss. Moss is cool.

I wish to be abord Airhaven from Mortal Engines.

[Ranryu she/her]

Granted. It explodes because arson.

I wish I could zoom into Earth at the speed of light.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Granted. You crash into Earth, destroying yourself and it.

(What was your goal there?)

I wish not to change. When everything else is going wrong, I want to be the same. I want to stay me. Not become someone else.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

8 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Granted. You crash into Earth, destroying yourself and it.

(What was your goal there?)

I wish not to change. When everything else is going wrong, I want to be the same. I want to stay me. Not become someone else.

Not granted! You make food into Lifelight and are food kleptomaniac.

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and still maintain peak fitness and weight.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. All the food in the world turns to kale.

I wish that I could repair the earth that Ranryu destroyed, along with all of its inhabitetns.