Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 You have it, but with no clue how to use it, and you're the only one who has it, and it's super complicated to use. I wish for a real magic wand and the knowledge of how to use it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted. You are slightly more flexible than normal. I wish for the material to save rabbit lives. (Ones that have been injured by the shadows.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) Granted, but these materials are fatal to humans and potatoes. You cannot use them without dying. I wish I could be Lift! Edited November 2, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Congrats, your name is now Lift! I wish I could read like Biblioden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted. You can't stop reading, and die of dehydration. I wish I could become a spren! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 You are a windspren and are now super stupid. I wish I had a milkshake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) Granted. It's made out of dill pickle flavored ice cream. I wish for an understanding of why I get about as much rep from Alleyverse as I do from meme posts. 300th post! Edited November 2, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Granted, but the answer drives you insane. I wish for a potato! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Potato's Wit appears with all her potato friends and attacks you. She is angry. I wish to be able to jump in and out of Roshar whenever I like with no fear of injury or death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Granted. you can only observe, and not interact with anything. I wish to not be in a black hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Granted! You are now in a star, and have been incinerated, I wish I could eat more than 413 nuggets without dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 19 hours ago, Telrao said: Granted! You are now in a star, and have been incinerated, I wish I could eat more than 413 nuggets without dying. I have succeeded in becoming a ghost again. Granted. you can eat 413.00000000000000000000000001 nuggets without dying. I wish to be on earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 Granted! You are now standing on a small patch of earth (dirt) floating in space. (That's what you get for not capitalizing Earth!) I wish for immortality! MUAHAHAHHA*cough*HAHHAHA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 Granted. You get the same bane as @killersquirrel59 did on the first post in this thread, and you are eternally at war with them. I wish for the FLIP FLOO CHOCOLATE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 Granted, you die of chocolate. I wish for a very specific book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 5, 2022 Report Share Posted November 5, 2022 Granted! You get a book called "A very specific book." It's about how specific the topic of the book is about, but never mentions what the topic is. You gradually grow insane trying to figure out what the book is about. I wish for the Earth the explode! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 5, 2022 Report Share Posted November 5, 2022 Granted. the Earth explodes, I am happy I did not capitalize, and everyone hates you for that wish. I wish for the Earth to unexplode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Granted, but you are crushed as the pieces become one again I wish for muffins that are perfectly harmless and tasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Granted, but you can only eat two in your lifetime. I wish my life was interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Granted. You are now a foot soldier during the Returns. Good luck! I wish for the ability to focus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Granted. Your eyes now are never out of focus, however you are constantly distracted and can never get anything done. I wish to always smell good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Granted! But you smell like a super, super strong smell. It keeps you awake at night, and the scent changes every day, so you never get used to it. I wish for my sanity to return! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 (edited) Granted. You are shunned by the society of nerds you have come to be a part of. I wish for food. I'm hungry. Edited November 6, 2022 by The Bookwyrm Ninja'd. Edited to respond to Telrao. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. All your teeth rot out. I wish for fish on an ish-wish dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted, but the only fish you get are pufferfish I want a broom that go zoom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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