Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted. In that week, the world falls apart and every person you love dies. You emerge from your timeskip confused and heartbroken. You can’t handle this change, and end up going insane from grief.

I wish for one hundred billion non-counterfeit dollars that I can spend on whatever I want.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

17 minutes ago, rosharian_cat said:

Granted. In that week, the world falls apart and every person you love dies. You emerge from your timeskip confused and heartbroken. You can’t handle this change, and end up going insane from grief.

so, no change?

Granted. the moeney is worthless.

I wish for a rift.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Your arm has been disconnected from your body by said rift.

I wish for the ability to end world hunger.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You end world hunger by unknowingly murdering 95% of the human population. The deceased corpses serve as sustenance for the remaining 5%.

 

I wish for a blue lightbulb!

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted. It doesn’t work.

I wish to be able to ace all of my tests.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, you now have a pop quiz on anti-derivatives. Good luck!

I wish to be able to write better.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You are now the best author in the universe. However, you can only write (or type) in a secret language no one knows, not even you, so you have no idea what you are writing about.

I wish to be a bronze Feruchemist. (The ones who store wakefulness)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You have cancer.

I wish to have minecraft.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You can only play on 2B2T.

I wish to be able to do good art.

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted. Art is subjective, so you think it’s “good”, but everybody else thinks it’s so awful that it becomes synonymous with something that is terrible.

I wish for all my dead favorite characters to come back to life.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you are dead.

I wish to confuse people.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. No one can understand you.

I wish for the AI in Conquer the World to make sense.

 

[Telrao she/her]

Wish granted. In the process, the AI eliminates you, as you confuse too many people.

I wish that I could enter any novel I so wish and interact with characters and environment, with the ability to leave at any time I so wish.

[Cinnamon]

Granted, you die.

 I wish for a bunch of Reese’s pieces (let’s try this again)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin.

I wish for candy without having to go door to door asking for it.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Yes, but you have to go to people's windows instead.

I wish for a bunny army that I control.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You are constantly on the run from foxes.

I wish for the best pear in the universe.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay. It's the best pear in the universe, but you have to donate it to charity.

I wish for a copy of all of Brandon's future books (finished) to be teleported from the future to my house!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels.

I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin.

reese's pieces have no chocolate anyway. That is why I can eat them.

22 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels.

I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster.

Granted. you now have no clue what that is.

I wish for my book to be finished.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

It's finished, but it was finished by Brandon James.

I wish I could fly.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you become a fly.

I wish for potatoes.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, you get them during the Irish Potato Famine and are forced to give them up.

I wish for tLM prerelease chapters to come out more regularly.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Okay. They're all terrible becuse you forced Brandon to write faster. (And I know it's done. Just... forget that.)

I wish for Radiant powers!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you have no access to Stormlight

I wish for Stormlight.