Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Granted, your bane is that the gas you see changes randomly from opaque to translucent. 

I wish for a cute fluffy dog or cat that I am not allergic to.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Granted. It's cute. It's fluffy. It's also rabid. 

I wish to marry Santa Claus.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Granted. You are now Mrs. Claus and may not go out in public

I wish for true happiness.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are content with your station in life, in spite of being stranded on a raft that is being swarmed by Sharworms.

I wish to be a wizard.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You can and will ever master just one spell: turning things into pumpkins.

I wish to be able to teleport.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You can now see on another plane and experience all the horrors that lie there.

I wish to not be a ham sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you're a tomato sandwich.

I wish for an iPhone that works well to my wishes.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Granted. But now all your texts are green

I wish to be good at baking.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are horrible at cooking.

I wish to be invisible.

[Yumiya]

Granted. You can become invisible, but when you are invisible, everyone else's skin is invisible to your eyes.

I wish for self washing dishes.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted, but they will all only ever wash themselves. You can never use them for eating. 

I wish for happiness. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are in a building in the middle of nowhere, by yourself, so that you can't share what you have learned.

I wish to be human again.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\

I wish for perfect skin

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. it's perfect glass.

I wish for to be able to suspend my metabolism.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, you have tantalus's curse.

I wish to be fully human again.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are so human that you are plagued by inconsistancies.

I wish to remember my classes.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now see everything in red and something whispers to you in the night, keeping you up.

I wish to remember all the metric prefixes.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Granted. You can remember all the metric prefixes, but you don't know what any of them mean.

I wish to be able to read, quickly, all of the Brandon Sanderson books ever written, in the next five minutes, even the ones that haven't come out yet.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. Your retention is unaffected though, and such a massive amount of information in such a short amount of time slips from your mind within another five minutes.

I wish for the sweetest sugarless pie.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. It is so sweet that you throw up.

I wish to be a brass ferring.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You lose all your motor skills.

I wish to be able to transform into creatures of any size.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. Your mind is broken.

I wish for a working computer of my own.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. When you type A, it types E. When you type E, it types O. When you type O, it types D, and so on. And you can't write the new letters on your keyboard, or anything like that.

I wish for this schoolyear to be nice and calm, with nothing special happening.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you die.

I wish to be able to control machines

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Granted. You can't control your body anymore

I wish for perfect vision.