Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now constantly see this

I wish to know all the coding languages

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you cannot use them'

I wish for my friends financial troubles to clear up.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now forced to haunt the great wall.

I wish to be able to read books as fast as bibioden

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you do not retain any of the information

I wish to be a polyglot

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted, you can speak Martian, Potatish, And Beanese, none of which are useful.

I wish to have shinier hair.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, it is so shiny it is invisible

I wish to speak Chinese

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but now no one else can.

I wish that I could make the shard stop distracting me so I can get some work done.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. I can no longer do my chinese homework

I wish to be a real hunter of monsters like (spoilered for size

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, they do not exist because you were so good at your job.

I wish to speak Edomic

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you are forever mute

I wish to never get sick 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now permanently being rick rolled.

I wish to have more books to read.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, they are in Edomic.

I wish to command with Edomic

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You see up as down and down as up

I wish to be able to read my books.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, all the pages are blank

I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink, and never leaves me

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It is stolen within two days of getting it.

I wish for perfectly snowy winters, and perfectly sunny summers.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. You are sick for all summer and all winter, but not spring and fall.

I wish to be able to speak

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, as a side effect though you cannot be on the shard, and everyone is sad.

I wish for a car.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It's a rundown Volkswagen Beetle without an engine. 

I wish for @EmulatonStromenkiin to be on the shard again. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted! Thank you!! As your mandatory bane, all color you see is inverted according to the rainbow(i.e. reb becomes violet, orange becomes blue, etc.)

I wish to be able to interact with that which is around me.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You have a cat that scares easily

I wish for my banes to be unrelated to my wishes

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Uh, granted. I thought you wished this already? Your bane is, they will have to be distantly related

Edit: I wish for a car

Edited May 13, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

all color you see is inverted according to the rainbow(i.e. reb becomes violet, orange becomes blue, etc.)

THATS HOW YOU THANK ME?!

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish to be able to interact with that which is around me.

Granted. You are now able to talk to your surroundings like a crazy person.

I wish for working fingers.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

THATS HOW YOU THANK ME?!

Granted. You are now able to talk to your surroundings like a crazy person.

I wish for working fingers.

Banes are mandatory! Sorry!

Granted. Your bane is, your vision is now normal.

I wish for a car

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now have tiger paws instead of hands.

I wish to be able to transform into different animals

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Granted. Your bane is, your vision is now normal.

Aw sweet, thanks. XD

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You now have tiger paws instead of hands.

Wish?