Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you aren't a misting or a mistborn.

I wish for a bead of lerasium

[Going_North_cal]

granted, Leras laughs at you from the Beyond.

I wish to meet Vin in person.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you meet her corpse.

I wish for a million breaths.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

12 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted, you meet her corpse.

I wish for a million breaths.

Granted, you get turned into a lifeless using an extremely inefficient old command

I wish for a mistcloak

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it's made from itchy wool

I wish for a delicious cookie

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it rots all of your teeth out and you can only watch Twilight now

I wish for money

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it's worth the lowest in the Global Exchange Rate.

I wish for a salamander.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted you get $100,000,000, but as you buy something with it you get arrested for trying to use counterfeit money and you die alone and sad in the deep dank dark slimy pit of the prison that you spend the rest of your life in.

I wish to have 100000 IQ

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you are the poorest person in the universe. 

I wish for a slice of cheese.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. The slice of cheese Awakens and eats you from the inside out.

I wish for the people around me to be smart for the first time in their lives. (For context, I'm playing D&D with a bunch of 6th graders right now.)

Edited March 24, 2022 by Voidspawn
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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, six hundred people become dumber across the world, most of them are either famous actors, politicians or world leaders.

I wish for a large cookie.

[Mat he/him]

Granted, it's a completely ordinary not-at-all spiked cookie. Now you can't give it to some poor unexpecting soul, and just have to eat it.

I wish for what I'm thinking about at the current moment

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you die seconds before it comes true.

I wish for MAGIC!

[Going_North_cal]

granted, it sucks and can only make a single spark come out of your index finger.

I wish for the ability to instantly know anything and everything about weather everywhere.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted, but you can no longer touch water unless you wish to melt.

I wish for upvotes. If that breaks any rules(I think it might), I wish for the ability to not have a bane.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I don't think that is against the rules. Granted the mods ban you.

I wish for a bag of chips.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, they're you're least fav flavor

I wish for spotify premium.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you still get ads tho

I wish for eyes that will never hurt (cuz mine hurt right now)

[Going_North_cal]

granted, they go blind in three years.

I wish for more cheeseballs.
 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, they are poisonous.

I wish for the Nightwatcher to get everything someone says correctly.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

6 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I don't think that is against the rules. Granted the mods ban you.

Where are my upvotes?

Your boon is granted, but you can only speak in quotes(complete ones) from now on.

I forgot to ask for a boon, I wish for the power to grant boons on my own.

Edited March 25, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Where are my upvotes?

Your boon is granted, but you can only speak in quotes(complete ones) from now on.

BOOTS!

[The Sibling she/her]

On 3/25/2022 at 6:26 PM, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

I forgot to ask for a boon, I wish for the power to grant boons on my own.

Granted, but you can only grant them to the people you hate most.

[NameIess]

I wish everyone in the world would gain a perfect memory.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Granted but your own memory is dominated only by the bad things you've done.

I wish for the ability to become anyone on the shard.