Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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2 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

...what? The Nightwatcher stares at you in confusion, then gives you the power to turn into an insect so you can learn this technique yourself, and supplies you with a sword called 'Nichirin.' The Nightwatcher bestows upon you a bane--you cannot turn back into a human once you have turned into an insect.

Granted. Moash kills somebody's pet axehound, that had been named after Kaladin Stormblessed.

I wish for a pet potato bug named Doctor Phil.

Edited January 12, 2022 by Sequence

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Granted. He gives off a strong odor of rotting milk.

I wish for Moash to die a painful death.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but not before he kills Kaladin

I wish for all my favorite characters to finally be happy

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is that your new favorite characters are Dilaf, Amaram, Sadeas, Straff Venture, and Moash.

I wish for A and F-copper.

Edited January 12, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you now are banned from the shard.

I wish for Frustration to win a bet with Nameless.

[Voidspawn he/him]

...impossible. Granted. You now live in an alternate timeline where Frustration irl is Nameless, and Nameless irl is Frustration.

I wish for ULTIMATE POWER

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. That power is the power to shoot Jellybeans and Rootbeer out of your hands, Princess Bubblegum style.

 

I wish for a rock. Just a rock.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it is the same size as ur house and it is on your head

I wish to not have sequence give me any bad banes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! The Nightwatcher gives you the bane of eternally greasy skin.

I wish for no bane, and no boon.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Granted. The Nightwatcher doesn't hurt you with a bane, but she does punch you for wasting her time by visiting without asking for a boon.

I wish for a piece of chewing gum.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it's really old, stale, and already chewed on

I wish for a new book cuz I need more

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted it is the final book in the cosmere. your bane is that you can only read it backwards from end cover to front cover.

I wish to read KoW aka stormlight five.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but you are cursed never to read book six

i wish for unlimited breaths

[CryoZenith he/him]

Granted, the  Investiture within you is so dense from all the Breaths that you collapse into a black hole. Since you're not alive anymore, the Nightwatcher can't actually give you a bane.

I wish to become better at poker.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

granted, but everyone thinks you are cheating and you never play again

I wish for apple juice

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. About five ounces of apple juice are dropped on your head.

I wish for a fifteen-ounce piece of pure gold to be in my possession, and nobody else's. Nothing should be wrong with this gold, and it should be perfect in every way.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you emanate an antimemetic field around you which makes all merchants phobic about buying gold from you.

I wish to become the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith.

[NameIess]

Granted. You become the Nightwatcher's bondsmith for the five seconds before Cultivation kills you.

I wish to become very skilled.

[Quivil]

Granted. You lose all your limbs. You are so incredibly skilled that you can still do everything a little better than anyone else can.

 

I wish for lots of people to sign up to play QF58 and for them to have fun.

Edited January 20, 2022 by Tani

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you dont have fun ever again 

I wish for some cool lookin metallic paints

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. They are carnivorous, and eat you.

I wish for better self-esteem.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted! You're so full of self-esteem that you've become a narcissist and no one wants to be around you (but I'd honestly grant this wish without a boon if I could you're amazing)

I wish to be able to actually be near Fadran.

[CryoZenith he/him]

Granted. Next to your house, a new coffee shop opens, and its name is Fadran. It is entirely unrelated to Channelknight Fadran.

I wish to own an Aviar.

 

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. Your Aviar is inorganic, instead being made of Awakened Steel with the purpose to "Eat souls".

I wish for Hoid to BECOME Adonalsium.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but Kaladin never finds happiness ever

I wish for some chocolate milk