Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Quivil]

Granted. You are now allergic to your favorite candy.

I wish @Gears wasn't kicked off the Shard.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wait, Gears was kicked off the Shard?

…

Granted.

You are now kicked off the Shard.

[Quivil]

And what boon do you wish for?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

@Szeth_Pancakes

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Oops :/

I wish for White Sand Vol. 3 to appear on the shelf of my local bookstore and for no one to buy it before I get to it. It must be a reasonable price, and in good condition. 

[Honorless he/him]

Granted! Then after you leave, Brandon visits the store, gifts out signed copies of Dragonsteel Prime and leaves. You only find out during the next day. No one's willing to share their copy of Dragonsteel

I wish for more well-written fanfiction! 

[Quivil]

Granted. You have to write it tho. Bane is that you can't swallow pills.

I wish to be one of the people in the bookstore who gets a signed copy of Dragonsteel Prime.

[Honorless he/him]

33 minutes ago, Tani said:

I wish to be one of the people in the bookstore who gets a signed copy of Dragonsteel Prime.

Granted! But when you go home and open the book, all the pages tear off, arrange themselves into origami and start dancing like this:

I wish for the ability to teleport

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, but you leave behind a body part each time.

I wish to read all comere books and retain everything I read.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

36 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted, but you leave behind a body part each time.

I wish to read all comere books and retain everything I read.

Granted, but you can never read any non-cosmere books.

I wish for sushi.

[+CallsignZen she/her]

55 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Granted, but you can never read any non-cosmere books.

I wish for sushi.

granted but you get food poisoning.

I wish to fly

[Honorless he/him]

5 minutes ago, CallsignZen said:

I wish to fly

Granted, you are a bird. Your bane is that if you ever touch the earth, you die

I wish for a Nahel Bond with the Nightwatcher and become a Bondsmith

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

5 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, you are a bird. Your bane is that if you ever touch the earth, you die

I wish for a Nahel Bond with the Nightwatcher and become a Bondsmith

Granted, but you are a Bondsmith only in name. You don't get any powers.

I wish to have power over fire.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but if it goes out of of your sight you can't control it. 

I wish to write a good book. 

[Honorless he/him]

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted, but you leave behind a body part each time.

ooh, that's an interesting limitation! 

1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish to have power over fire.

Granted, you can charge your phone, or whatever other device that you want to power while you're sitting on top of a fire

Edit, ninja'ed mid-writing 

Edited June 15, 2021 by Honorless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Honorless said:

ooh, that's an interesting limitation! 

Granted, you can charge your phone, or whatever other device that you want to power while you're sitting on top of a fire

Edit: ninja'ed 

um, I already did that, and what about mine?

[Honorless he/him]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish to write a good book. 

Granted, but it's the Necronomicon

My wish is to access that book, for research purposes, of course

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you have it and you can research. You can research anything...except the book

 

I wish for a nice pair of shoes 

[+CallsignZen she/her]

granted, you can never take them off.

i wish for a spren

Edited June 15, 2021 by CallsignZen

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but it is super annoying and laughs at you whenever you make a mistake.

I wish to be read stormlight five.

[+CallsignZen she/her]

28 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted but it is super annoying and laughs at you whenever you make a mistake.

I wish to be read stormlight five.

same so bad

granted, but nothing goes the way you want. 

i wish for more wishes 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, but we all get them just on different turns, so nothing changes. the bane is that your ears will never work again.

I wish for power over gravity.

[Kings_way he/they]

3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for power over gravity.

Your bane is that your food will never be the right temperature.

[Quivil]

What's your wish?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

@Kings_way Wish?