Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kings_way he/they]

24 minutes ago, Emi said:

Granted. All snakes changed into other animals and now no one rules the world. 
 

I wish I could meet you all IRL one day

Granted. Half of us are psychopathic murderers.

I wish for you to take a cookie 

Edited July 11, 2020 by Kings_way

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You must also take 1.

I wish for your nachos

[Kings_way he/they]

I already did. 

Granted. They are just like the cookies

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By that I mean they are spiked.

I wish for an Aviar bonded to me.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. The aviar hates you.

I wish for brandon to complete all cosmere books within the next year.

[Emi she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for brandon to complete all cosmere books within the next year.

They are bad quality.

I wish ability to change into an animal

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You are now stuck as an animal.

I wish for the said cosmere books to become good quality.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted. Only one was published and you can't afford it or borrow it from anyone.

I wish to really become a Lightweaver.

[Kings_way he/they]

Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said:

Granted. Only one was published and you can't afford it or borrow it from anyone.

I wish to really become a Lightweaver.

Granted. You immediately break your oaths and kill your spren.

I wish for an honorblade and an infinite amount of stormlight.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Kings_way said:

Granted. You immediately break your oaths and kill your spren.

I wish for an honorblade and an infinite amount of stormlight.

Granted. You are unable to access said stormlight.

I wish for world peace.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Did you know that there was not a major war for almost 1,000 years during the Lord Ruler's reign?

I wish for a pet dog.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

10 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for a pet dog.

Granted. Your new pet dog comes with a name, Cerebus. He eats three times as much food as other dogs, and the mailman no longer delivers to your house. But you also get three times as many kisses from your pooch than other people get from their dogs.

I wish for something round.

[Zennix he/him]

40 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish for something round.

Granted. A huge meteorite is falling towards you right now!

I wish for faster internet connection.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

17 minutes ago, Zennix said:

Granted. A huge meteorite is falling towards you right now!

I wish for faster internet connection.

Great, I just have time to grant your boon/bane.

You get lightning fast internet, but your home network doesn't support it. So you have to use your phone as a mobile hotspot until you get the 1000 dollars you need to upgrade your wireless gateway/router.

I wish that the meteorite that is heading towards me burns up in the atmosphere, leaving a tiny piece of meteor that I can turn into a necklace.

[Kings_way he/they]

Granted. That small piece hits you at 64,000,0005 mph. Your bane is that you get turned into a chicken right before you get hit.

15 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Unfortunately for you, your bane is that your arms have been replaced with stalks of broccoli.

I wish for my broccoli arms to turn back into normal arms. They make it really hard to type.

Edited July 11, 2020 by Kings_way

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted. You now have broccoli legs, instead.

I wish for something useful.

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23 hours ago, Kings_way said:

Granted. A feruchemist used it as a metalmind, so you can't burn it.

You can burn other people's metalminds, you just can't access the Feruchemical charges stored in them.

Also, granted. You now have inverted vision. (so blue becomes orange, black becomes white, etc.)

I wish for perfect knowledge of all Cosmere magic systems, without loss of the knowledge I already have, or inability to gain new information.

[Kings_way he/they]

Granted. You cannot share this inforation in any way, including 17th shard. 

I wish for awesomeness.

[AonEne he/him]

On 7/9/2020 at 10:24 AM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Your bane is that you now have Thaylen eyebrows, but I really don't see that being a problem for you...

Sweet, two boons!

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

3 hours ago, Kings_way said:

I wish for awesomeness.

Granted. Just like Lift you can slick your body so that you can slide frictionlessly on your knees, squeeze effortlessly through narrow spaces, and generally make it impossible for anyone to grab you. Unfortunately, this process works differently for you, you can't convert food into stormlight powered awesomeness, you have to use secreted mucus instead, kind of like a human slug. After using your awesome slug powers to fight crime and help the downtrodden you become a folk hero, and people lovingly refer to you as Greaesed Lightning Slug, so it's still pretty cool.

I wish I could gain super powers by napping.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish to no longer be allergic to cats.

[Darkfinder she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish to no longer be allergic to cats.

Granted you are now allergic to every other animal.

I wish to be a double gold twinborn 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. The price for gold skyrockets.

I wish for no bane. 

[Kings_way he/they]

37 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. The price for gold skyrockets.

I wish for no bane. 

The nightwatcher looks confused. Cultivation appears and pats there head 

"Granted" she says, and sends you away.

I wish for my bane to be written in binary

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

49 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

I wish for my bane to be written in binary

Granted. Your bane is spoilered below, and here is a handy binary to Ascii conversion tool.

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I wish for a time gun.

[dannnex male]

Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a large gun that shoots clocks. 
Your bane is to be forever misunderstood in a similar way.

 

I wish for a 10 pc. chicken nugget with 11 pieces.