Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AonEne he/him]

The Nightwatcher smiles gently and promises you she’ll never be healed. 

I wish 

On 6/6/2020 at 0:39 PM, Danex said:

for the "I" key on my keyboard to stop stckng 

 

[theTruthshaper]

Granted, your U key starts sticking.

Edit: I wish for a non-violent thunderstorm.

Edited June 8, 2020 by The_Elsecaller

[Frustration]

14 minutes ago, The_Elsecaller said:

Edit: I wish for a non-violent thunderstorm.

Granted you now have a giant Gandi made of storm clouds following you.

I wish for breakfast.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 hours ago, Frustration said:

Granted you now have a giant Gandi made of storm clouds following you.

I wish for breakfast.

Granted, but it’s an ogre’s breakfast, and you have now angered the ogre.

I wish for the power to read minds when I choose to do so.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted, but if you use it more than 3 times in your life you will die.

I wish for the powers of superman.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, you gain all of superman’s powers. You are them sued for plagiarism, and avoid paying the money only by signing a contract in which you pledge your whole life and soul to the whims of a comic book franchise.

I wish that decisions were easy.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Granted, you gain all of superman’s powers. You are them sued for plagiarism, and avoid paying the money only by signing a contract in which you pledge your whole life and soul to the whims of a comic book franchise.

I wish that decisions were easy.

Granted. You now must spend the rest of your life telling people that 2+2=4 (Because that is easy)

I wish for the ablity to play the accordian.

[Soulbinder she/her]

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You now must spend the rest of your life telling people that 2+2=4 (Because that is easy)

I wish for the ablity to play the accordian.

Granted, however you can only play Darth Vader’s theme.

 

I wish for something intriguing and non harmful.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You got a kitten. And a nuke set to self destruct in 3 seconds.

I wish for chicken allfredo.

[Enter a username]

7 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for chicken allfredo.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for the ability to erase knowledge from my mind at will.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Enter a username said:

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for the ability to erase knowledge from my mind at will.

Granted. You now have amnesia.

[Enter a username]

52 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You now have amnesia.

Does that mean I can forget things at will, but I also can't remember anything?

Edited June 8, 2020 by Enter a username

[Shard of Reading he/him]

2 hours ago, Enter a username said:

Does that mean I can forget things at will, but I also can't remember anything?

Yup.

[Enter a username]

Ah. Well the point of the thread got kind of derailed, so I'm going to get it back on track.

I wish that I had photographic memory (except for where my previous boon and bane come in).

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Enter a username said:

I wish that I had photographic memory (except for where my previous boon and bane come in).

Granted. You have photographic memory. Not video memory. You can only remember pictures, no sound or movement.

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder.

[Enter a username]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You have photographic memory. Not video memory. You can only remember pictures, no sound or movement.

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder.

Granted. You can't ever stop compounding bronze to stay awake. If you deplete yourself of bronze, some appears in your stomach. It's impossible to fall asleep.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I wish for a pikachu.

[Enter a username]

Granted. Whenever you walk through the door to your house, you completely forget the layout and you can't see any maps to it.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. You can't ever stop compounding bronze to stay awake. If you deplete yourself of bronze, some appears in your stomach. It's impossible to fall asleep.

That's fine. (poor @ShadowLord_Lith)

I wish that people would stop forgetting to wish.

[Enter a username]

That's a good one, but I can't grant it on my own, unfortunately. 

And I'm not wishing because I don't want the wishes to get clogged up.

Edit: I'm also not answering it because I want to give someone else a chance to answer.

Edit 2: After 12 hours, granted. I will never forget to wish, but you can only read backwards from now on.

I wish that I could teleport

Edited June 9, 2020 by Enter a username

[Soulbinder she/her]

17 hours ago, Enter a username said:

That's a good one, but I can't grant it on my own, unfortunately. 

And I'm not wishing because I don't want the wishes to get clogged up.

Edit: I'm also not answering it because I want to give someone else a chance to answer.

Edit 2: After 12 hours, granted. I will never forget to wish, but you can only read backwards from now on.

I wish that I could teleport

Granted. You now teleport spontaneously to inconvenient places such as the top of a tree or the bottom of the ocean. 
Your bane is that it always happens whenever you least want it to.

I wish for a Smedry talent.

[Enter a username]

The "inconvenient place" part seems like a bane in and of itself.

Granted. You're always getting lost, but you can't use this to your advantage in any way. 

I wish for all Cosmere books (minus the ones I already have) for my upcoming birthday.

Edit: I just realized that those last two lines rhymed. 

Edited June 9, 2020 by Enter a username

[Soulbinder she/her]

Ha, nice. You get all the Cosmere books which are then set on fire before you and you are presented with the ashes.

I wish for a never ending supply of puns and rhymes

Edited June 9, 2020 by Soulbinder

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Now you can only talk in puns or rhymes.

I wish for nachos.

[Soulbinder she/her]

22 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. Now you can only talk in puns or rhymes.

Sweet, I now have an excuse to be antisocial and confuse people!