Sanderson Insults

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Here, we share Sanderson related insults.

For example: 

You're so pathetic you fill Hemalurgic spikes with anti-Investiture

Whenever you speak I want to stick roseite spores in my ears

If you want to fit in, go to Elantris (only works during the Reod)
Also don't insult each other, just share the cleverness

[Forts Board]

I would rather stack rocks.

[Wittles he/him]

A duralumin misting is more useful than you

[Hmmm lies she/her]

You are kinda in some ways like Moash (most brutal so far)

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wow, that was almost as impressive as Shallan turning a stick to fire!!

…oh wait.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Edema Rue

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Wow, that was almost as impressive as Shallan turning a stick to fire!!

…oh wait.

The way that’s phrased makes it seem like what they did actually was impressive, as it’s a big accomplishment for Shallan to turn a stick into fire 

Your place in my brain is akin to one of those characters like Old Chapps or Ym compared to Kaladin or Vin. But without their general awesomeness.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

You couldnt become a cognitive shadow because you've invested nothing into your life.

[Edema Rue she/her]

18 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

The way that’s phrased makes it seem like what they did actually was impressive, as it’s a big accomplishment for Shallan to turn a stick into fire 

Your place in my brain is akin to one of those characters like Old Chapps or Ym compared to Kaladin or Vin. But without their general awesomeness.

Sarcasm really doesn’t work online.

5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

You couldnt become a cognitive shadow because you've invested nothing into your life.

…oh, that one stings.

You’re as boring as the Dalinar chapters in WoK. 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

You're so dull, I had to lose Breaths to see you properly

You're so badly dressed, Wayne wouldn't take your hat

You're so cheesy, you're probably immune to shardblades (lol sorry I had to)

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

9 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Sarcasm really doesn’t work online.

…oh, that one stings.

You’re as boring as the Dalinar chapters in WoK. 

only if im being particularly mean, i would use that.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

11 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Sarcasm really doesn’t work online.

It doesn’t really. It would be more convient if we had a punctuation mark for irony…which we do…but nobody uses them…

⸮ at least has Unicode.

[Authorspren]

Yo momma so fat, Kaladin had to use two lashings to make her fly.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

A Lifeless has more personality then you

You're more generic than a Rosharian chicken

[Immortal Platypus]

11 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

You're so cheesy, you're probably immune to shardblades (lol sorry I had to)

i don't know why you're apologizing, I love it!

You're pathetic enough a Returned wouldn't accept your Breath.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I would rather go on a date with a steel inquisitor than keep hanging around you.

I wish I was a forger, so I could stamp away all my memories of you.

You're so ugly, if a kandra tried to impersonate you they would instantly die of shame.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

You're so dumb, you think destination comes before journey

You've got more flaws then there are Aons

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

You look so bad, when the Shaod got you, it only improved your features. (Only works during Reod)

[Immortal Platypus]

you're so dumb you didn't know spren can think.

you're so dumb that a spren would bond you thinking it could heal you

[Edema Rue she/her]

You're the reason honorspren don't bond people anymore.

[The Sibling she/her]

You're so dumb you probably think Reen's obsidian is plot relevant.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

You are so horrible at everything you do. If Kelsier's crew had known you existed, they would've quit trying to stop the Lord Ruler and gone for you instead.

You're so dumb, if Ruin tried to control you you'd end up saving the world.

[Forts Board]

8 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

You're so dumb, if Ruin tried to control you you'd end up saving the world.

basically vin?

You care for people as much as the Scadrians on First of the Sun.

How do you kill a Blonde? Tell them that swimming in the Crimson sea exfoliates.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

You're so salty that all aethers die around you.

You're so cold that you can't fill a brassmind

You're such a nobody that every metalmind you make is unkeyed

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

The night watcher couldn’t find a bane for you.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Are you sure you're not a Lightweaving or is it really possible for a human to look that ugly.

You're such a joke you would make a good Vessel for Whimsy

On 11/10/2023 at 12:01 AM, Authorspren said:

Yo momma so fat, Kaladin had to use two lashings to make her fly.

Well actually *puts on explanation voice* a Lashing changes the direction of gravity, and since gravity works on the whole amount of weight, it doesn't matter how heavy the object is.