Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
15 hours ago, Ookla the Lurker said:

Really doesn't work when you write that one down :P
But I still enjoyed it.

Oh well. Thanks!

9 hours ago, Ookla the Dragon Reborn said:

Oh. It took me... 14 hours to get that one.

It's fine. I've told it to plenty of people...

I'm pretty sure some of them are still working on it...

They have made it their life goal.....

Years and years of life wasted...

Posted
12 hours ago, Ookla the Libre said:

Oh well. Thanks!

It's fine. I've told it to plenty of people...

I'm pretty sure some of them are still working on it...

They have made it their life goal.....

Years and years of life wasted...

Did any of these people have a spike-shaped hole in their left shoulder?

Might be some former experiments of ours, turns out that the ability to get a joke is a spikeable property.

Posted
11 hours ago, Ookla the Lurker said:

Did any of these people have a spike-shaped hole in their left shoulder?

Might be some former experiments of ours, turns out that the ability to get a joke is a spikeable property.

Now that you mention it, many of them do. Huh.

Also, a bunch of them are zombies, so that also explains it.

Posted
On 12/7/2018 at 11:49 PM, Ookla the Libre said:

Now that you mention it, many of them do. Huh.

Also, a bunch of them are zombies, so that also explains it.

Yeah whenever you see someone behaving oddly, it's usually a safe bet that it was an old DA experiment.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

*beats chest* 

I've been making the rounds, comandeering copies of that photo for use by the DA. Your welcome.

I am therefore a DA department head. 

Edited by Dr. Dapper
Posted (edited)

Wrong. I am department head. Haven't you read the Dark Alley Handbook Which can Only Exist in an Environment of Pure LED light strands? 

Section 14+24A-Q, subsection 45-899+(J+A loyalty spike), paragraphs 92-144 Edbrook Street to 156 Swagle Avenue specifically states: 'If a non-DA member comandeers a copy of photo of a Spike Chart, then that being is to be promoted to Department Head of Handbooks and Other Various Insructional Equipment.'

Edited by Dr. Dapper
Posted
9 hours ago, Lord Meeker said:

Hey is it too late to join up? The new Hemalurgic table is a game changer for me and my Meekers. 

@Voidus @MacThorstenson @kenod

I'm afraid the constant fake-outs of the GBs have left me not particularly inclined to trust you enough to formally accept you into the DA, but hey we're always open to collaborating on Meeker related projects.

 

9 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said:

then that being is to be promoted to Department Head of Handbooks and Other Various Insructional Equipment.

This is true, but what we don't reveal in the publicly available guidelines are just how painful and spirit-altering that promotion is. :P

Posted
52 minutes ago, Voidus said:

This is true, but what we don't reveal in the publicly available guidelines are just how painful and spirit-altering that promotion is. :P

 

Gee, good thing you didn't mention that publically on a thread anyone can go look at! Boy, would that have been counterproductive.:)

Posted

But by then you'd already commandeered the photo so the law was enacted. No getting out of it now.

Posted

One of many reasons we make sure our department heads are functionally immortal.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...