The Plot to Murder Lord Ruler (SANTA!!!)

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Insanity laughs nervously. "That might be a slight problem..."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

I don't know what do call the place they are going other than the facility 

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workshop?

Silho grinned. "Guess what the man said after he tried on a blindfold in front of a mirror?"

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Insanity whimpers a little. "What?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"'I just can't see myself wearing it'" Silho let out an uproariously dashing guffaw

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao puts a comforting hand on Insanity's shoulder. "It's alright, friend. I can plan the route around and avoiding the mirror room - along with the toys manufacturing room."

She glares at Brightlord Silho. "Very funny, Brightlord." She throws another muffin at him. "Eat that until you can say something useful and not witty."

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Insanity shot a look at Silho that very clearly said not funny. Then she closed her eyes and tried to relax. Telrao's comments helped her calm down a bit faster.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Pencil Taxi appears. "Can I help? I'm a Lightweaver, but I'm only on the First Ideal."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The markings on Wizard begin to glow an ominous black.

"Brightlord Silho, I would recommend you keep your insults for the elves, unless you'd like to die before the mission?"

@Shining Silhouette

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

10 hours ago, Telrao said:

She glares at Brightlord Silho. "Very funny, Brightlord." She throws another muffin at him. "Eat that until you can say something useful and not witty."

Brightlord Silho ate the muffin. "Something useful and not witty," he said with a grin.

44 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Brightlord Silho, I would recommend you keep your insults for the elves, unless you'd like to die before the mission?"

"Sure thing!" Silho said, then slipped a dozen miniature envelopes from his sleeve into a box marked "For the Elves".

[S. Stormy she/her]

Pencil Taxi is confused.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

1 hour ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Brightlord Silho ate the muffin. "Something useful and not witty," he said with a grin.

"Sure thing!" Silho said, then slipped a dozen miniature envelopes from his sleeve into a box marked "For the Elves".

Mr. Misting grumbles from the desk, "That was low hanging fruit."

[Shadowed they/them]

Shadow steps out from the sofa she was hiding behind. “I am a Truthwatcher. I believe my illusory abilities could provide some assistance with clandestine infiltration, if you would have me.”

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Name: Shadow (she has a surname, but chooses not to introduce herself with it)

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Appearance: Young woman with short brown-with-purple-highlights hair and glasses. Identifiable by the lilac barrette she always wears in her hair. Favours stiff, school-uniform type clothes.

Tendency: Her nervous habit is to discuss the scholarly aspects of something while refusing to address the task/problem at hand. She is also very difficult to get to stop talking if it’s a subject she’s interested in.

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I made an AI-generated image of how I picture her (although I couldn’t get it to do the purple hairclip ):

Shadow

 

Edited November 21, 2022 by MysticalShadows
forgot about the quote box thing. And the image

[Going_North_cal]

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Name: Evalyn Rodriguez

Gender: Female

Species: Human

General Description: 5'10" human woman, tan skin, brown eyes, blond hair always in a ponytail. She wears a leather jacket and tight denim jeans, with high top converses.

Tendencies: Sassy, tends to be kind of a rebel. Can be swayed if presented with enough evidence.

A woman in a leather jacket walks into the room, her blond hair in a ponytail, her hands on her hips.

"Why are we trying to kill Santa?" Asks the woman.

Edited November 21, 2022 by CalanoCorvus

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

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Name: The Bookwyrm [I almost put my real name here]

Gender: Male

Species: Human....mostly.

General Description: A young traveler who's been to many worlds. He's gathered many types of magic (Many from the Cosmere, many not) and seen many different things. 5'9'' with short brown hair, hazel eyes, and blue glasses. His outfit changes depending on what he's doing.

Tendencies: Thinks too much. Makes obscure references that are not very helpful.

Role: Infiltration, and whatever else you need me to do.

Bookwyrm walks in wearing a comfortable Life before Death t-shirt, black cargo shorts, and black hiking boots. He found a comfortable reading chair and sat down.

"Sorry I'm late," he said. "What have we decided so far?"

[Going_North_cal]

"That's what I'm trying to figure out," Evalyn said, folding her arms and tapping her foot.

[S. Stormy she/her]

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Name: Stormy, goes by Pencil Taxi

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Appearance: Blonde hair, blue eyes. Petite, is 16. (because this is how everyone imagines me, apparently!)

Tendency: Often wears blue and occasionally goes on tangents about books. Enjoys drawing!

 

Edited November 21, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Telrao she/her]

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Welcome, everyone! Make yourselves comfortable! *throws muffins*

"Welcome!" Telrao exclaims as she throws the newcomers some muffins. She pulls out a sparkly purple marker and points to each of the new people. "I know you, Bookwyrm, but I don't know you, you or you. Please state your names, and why you wish to join us."

She turns her careful, green-eyed gaze to Evanlyn. "We are going to kill Santa, because he has forced my people - the elves - to slave away, making gifts for selfish children. You see this?" She pulls up her sleeve, revealing a lattice of scars. "These" She growls "Are from years working away in that toy factory." Telrao then points to Mr Misting. "That top hat you see there? When he was a human, he was forced to slave away in the coal mines. His friends and acquaintances all died there."

She subconsciously scratches her arms. "We are going to kill the Lord Ruler, whom you call Santa. He is wicked and evil at heart. Yes, he gives you gifts, but the means of getting those gifts?" She shakes her head. "Ten minutes of hollow joy for a child, or a thousand elf lives? You choose."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Nerdy stood up. "I can fly. I can drop people off under the radar before disturbing the peace between the reindeer."

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Nerdy stood up. "I can fly. I can drop people off under the radar before disturbing the peace between the reindeer."

Telrao studies Nerdy, taking in their feathered features. "There are anti-air projectiles. Are you certain you can avoid those and get in without being detected?"

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Telrao studies Nerdy, taking in their feathered features. "There are anti-air projectiles. Are you certain you can avoid those and get in without being detected?"

"I think so, yes. If we had something to help counter the defenses it might make it easier, though."

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao scribbles Nerdy - delivery under distraction with the glittery marker. "That's why we have distraction. I am sure Brightlord Silho will be able to distract the guards long enough for you to get over. But just be very very careful."

She taps her lip lightly with a new marker - this one a bright silver. "I think we've got distraction and infiltration covered. Now we need to work on extraction." Telrao points to the map of the North Pole, circling the Reindeer shed. "This could be out extraction point - it's close enough to all locations." She studies each and every person in the room in turn. "This will be the most difficult and dangerous part. There is a real chance of dying. If we mess this up, we all die, and we will all be doomed. We've got a Lightweaver and a Truthwatcher - you two will be extremely useful for extraction."

Edited November 21, 2022 by Telrao

[Channelknight Fadran]

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I worked under Santa as an elf once. Can I play the antagonists?

 

[Telrao she/her]

24 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

 

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Absolutely! We definitely need those! Could you make a character for when we need you? Or do you want to be a double agent?

 

[Going_North_cal]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

"Welcome!" Telrao exclaims as she throws the newcomers some muffins. She pulls out a sparkly purple marker and points to each of the new people. "I know you, Bookwyrm, but I don't know you, you or you. Please state your names, and why you wish to join us."

She turns her careful, green-eyed gaze to Evanlyn. "We are going to kill Santa, because he has forced my people - the elves - to slave away, making gifts for selfish children. You see this?" She pulls up her sleeve, revealing a lattice of scars. "These" She growls "Are from years working away in that toy factory." Telrao then points to Mr Misting. "That top hat you see there? When he was a human, he was forced to slave away in the coal mines. His friends and acquaintances all died there."

She subconsciously scratches her arms. "We are going to kill the Lord Ruler, whom you call Santa. He is wicked and evil at heart. Yes, he gives you gifts, but the means of getting those gifts?" She shakes her head. "Ten minutes of hollow joy for a child, or a thousand elf lives? You choose."

Evalyn looks at the scars. She looks back up at Telrao. "Hm. Good point. Gimme a task, I'll see it done."

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Evalyn looks at the scars. She looks back up at Telrao. "Hm. Good point. Gimme a task, I'll see it done."

Telrao hmms for a moment. "Do you have any abilities that may be of use?" she asks, twirling the marker like a mini baton.

Edited November 22, 2022 by Telrao
220th post yay