The Plot to Murder Lord Ruler (SANTA!!!)

[Mr. Misting he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

Fortunately, she came with subtitles.

I like your hair! It’s pretty.

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That..... Wow, that is funny. *Applause* 

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The air shifted suddenly and Bookwyrm reappeared.

"Sorry about that," he said. "I just...Why is there an Inkling?"

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao rubbed her forehead. "O-kay. New members. Great. Come in, guys."

She turned to Evalyn and Mr Misting. "Alright. You two can go on the reconnaissance mission - remember, in and out. We need you both for the actual mission." She turned to Wizard. "Thank you for offering transportation - that will be extremely useful."

She turned to the French LEGO bricks. "These are your companions? What do they bring to the table?" Telrao waved her hand through the Inkling's subtitles. "Hum. Interesting."

@Ookla the [Redacted]

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Seriously, though, why is there an Inkling?"

Bookwyrm turned to Telrao [@Ookla the Floofy].

"Let me know if I can do anything."

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

46 minutes ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

The inkling spoke. Her voice was muffled and gargled, like she was speaking through a mouthful of water. Even then the words she said weren’t intelligible in the slightest, coming out as a rough jumble of wobbly consonants.

Fortunately, she came with subtitles.

I like your hair! It’s pretty.

"Umm... Thank you." Insanity said. She was trying desperately to get her hair back to the color it was before. It wasn't really working though and just kept slowing shifting through all the colors.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kobold said:

 

Spoiler

I am capable of writing all forms of prose. Never let it be said that I don’t have range.

1 hour ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

The air shifted suddenly and Bookwyrm reappeared.

"Sorry about that," he said. "I just...Why is there an Inkling?"

More gargling.

Why wouldn’t there be?

1 hour ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

She turned to the French LEGO bricks. "These are your companions? What do they bring to the table?" Telrao waved her hand through the Inkling's subtitles. "Hum. Interesting."

@Ookla the [Redacted]

“Well, as you can see, I am very capable of… ehm, the sneak. Chris is a strategist and engineer, and Vacity est… well…”

The inkling brandished her entire arsenal of ink weapons.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

More gargling.

Why wouldn’t there be?

"That-"

Bookwyrm paused.

"...Because-nevermind."

1 minute ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

The inkling brandished her entire arsenal of ink weapons.

"Okay, I know how incredibly effective those are on those from your world, but what about non...what's the word I'm looking for...what about non ink-based organisms?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

“I can assure you that getting hit in the face by a jet of pressurized ink going at half the speed of sound is very effective,” Chris said, stepping inside and pulling off his ski mask to actually fricking breathe. “And I have made some modifications to add to its lethality.”

[Mr. Misting he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao rubbed her forehead. "O-kay. New members. Great. Come in, guys."

She turned to Evalyn and Mr Misting. "Alright. You two can go on the reconnaissance mission - remember, in and out. We need you both for the actual mission." She turned to Wizard. "Thank you for offering transportation - that will be extremely useful."

She turned to the French LEGO bricks. "These are your companions? What do they bring to the table?" Telrao waved her hand through the Inkling's subtitles. "Hum. Interesting."

@Ookla the [Redacted]

Mr. Misting nodded. "When are we are to be leaving?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

“Is there already a plan?” Kris asked.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A growl arises from the shadows. "There is a plan to do some reconisance, other than that, there is no solid plan to kill Santa."

[Going_North_cal]

Evalyn walked over to Mr. Misting, picking him up and putting him on top of her head.

"Well, he's at the Maintenance Store in a week so... we have a week to prepare." She said

@Ookla the Kobold

[Mr. Misting he/him]

51 minutes ago, Ookla the Crow said:

Evalyn walked over to Mr. Misting, picking him up and putting him on top of her head.

"Well, he's at the Maintenance Store in a week so... we have a week to prepare." She said

@Ookla the Kobold

"Indeed, one whole week. Hmm, I can see much better from up here."

[Channelknight Fadran]

19 hours ago, Ookla the Myopic said:

A growl arises from the shadows. "There is a plan to do some reconisance, other than that, there is no solid plan to kill Santa."

Reconaissance*, Vacity corrected.

Kris cleared his throat again. “What’s the general outline?”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"After we do recon, Evalyn and I will fly over the border to set things up for the final confrontation."

[Channelknight Fadran]

“How do you plan to break into his bunker?”

[Telrao she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

“How do you plan to break into his bunker?”

"Santa does not have just one bunker, Kris." She tapped the map of Santa's campus. "I have intimate knowledge of each and every building, bunker, and attic. We can break in under the guise of delivering materials, join the assembly line disguised as elves (well, I'm already an elf) and then make our way to Santa's private quarters under the guise of servants." She twirled a marker in her fingers. "It will be hard, but simple."

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"How shall I distract them, madame?" Brightlord Silho said pleasantly. "I've been working on my distracciones." He winked, then whispered, "That's Spanish for 'distractions.'"

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

"How shall I distract them, madame?" Brightlord Silho said pleasantly. "I've been working on my distracciones." He winked, then whispered, "That's Spanish for 'distractions.'"

Insanity looks at Brightlord Silho. "That's a lot more debonair."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, InfiniteInsanity said:

Insanity looks at Brightlord Silho. "That's a lot more debonair."

He tipped his hat. "Why thank you, milady," he said with a wide grin. "I've been practicing." 

[Telrao she/her]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

He tipped his hat. "Why thank you, milady," he said with a wide grin. "I've been practicing." 

"Hablas espanol? Bueno. Entonces, tu necesitas confondir a los guardias, no?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Hablas espanol? Bueno. Entonces, tu necesitas confondir a los guardias, no?"

"¡Eso es exactamente correcto!"

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Debonair said:

"¡Eso es exactamente correcto!"

"Que puedes hacer?" Telrao throws a burrito to Brightlord Silho.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Que puedes hacer?" Telrao throws a burrito to Brightlord Silho.

"Comer," he said, then dapperly ate the burrito. "En adición, I should be able to put on a show for the guards...you know, be confusing. I am very distracting," Silho grinned.

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Anyone wanna RP the guards or whatever if it comes to that?

Telrao has final say of course

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I have one word to say, only one word, 龍."